Speed Camera
I would really like to blow the absolute living snot out of a gatso speed camera. I would love to be present when one of these government money boxes disapears in a rapidly expanding cloud of flames and debris and give a hearty cheer (which would obviously be drowned out by the thunderous explosion.

I would like to be around to hear the news of Margerat Thatchers death (though thats a bit morbid). I've heard shes going to be buried at sea to prevent legions dancing on her grave

I would also like to time travel into the future and see what happens to mankind. I would love to know if we will ever get off our collective arses and develop the technology to travel to other star systems. As a child reared on Star Wars and Dr Who the thought of what lies beyond our solar system has always fascinated me and it would be awesome to find out.

Lastly i would like to go out and survive on a night out with Lemmy.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:48, 7 replies)

An evening with Lemmy would be deadly. Him or Dimebag Darrel would be carnage. Excellent though.
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:38, closed)

Had a drink with Lemmy- I'm still here.
(stood next to him in a club and drank at the same time :))
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:13, closed)

he even had a mario boss named after him..
sdb.drshnaps.com/objects/2/81/Sprite/LemmyKoopa-SPP.gif
(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:33, closed)

You are already time travelling into the future.
Albeit at a very slow pace.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:57, closed)

Ok
Be able to last at this pace for however long it takes
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:14, closed)

The last one is impossible
Well the surviving bit anyway
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:26, closed)

Thatcher
I heard she was going to be buried below an artificial lake, at least she will be once we have all finished pissing on her grave!

Can't remember who I stole that off.
( evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:09, closed)