Wevengee
I remember seeing a TV play / Black Comedy about someone who had a Shit List. Basically a list of everything they had done to them, and the mission was to get payback one at a time until they were even. Then they could die.

With that in mind I would like to load up a B52 / Vulcan / Lancaster bomber or a Hercules cargo plane and perform bombing runs with finest fresh cow slurry on the houses and businesses that have screwed me over in the past.(And Honda Accord Drivers)

Failing that If someone can lend me a tractor and a fully loaded muck spreader, I could always go for the more personal touch.

Oh and Zero Gravity Sex with Christina Ricci and Kylie, In a Space Staion, being broadcast to the world, Live, with whipped cream, and cherries.

What? So nobody else has posted the Zero G fantasy?
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:38, 4 replies)

go for it mate...
withoutmake.com/tag/christina-ricci
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:47, closed)

Can I be a passenger
just to fulfil one of my wishes?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:25, closed)

Depends if you are talking about
A bombing run or a zero gravity shag fest?

Some things are good to share, others ain't (Except with Christina or Kylie)
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:00, closed)

Did it involve
bus conductors from Daghenam? That was some kind of sitcom on ITV from the 70s....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:55, closed)