Things to do before you dieSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Ooh, a thousand bullets...Tim wigga Westwood, Defo Tom Cruise, one of my aunts (just for the hell of it), a few premier league footballers, perhaps a couple of prostitutes, Keira Knightly and Orland Bloom (mushroom rounds for both of them), Dale Winton, one of my neighbours, selected at random as a warning to the others to not initiate polite conversation with me, Michael Buble, the entire cast of Eastenders. Then just some strangers, I suppose. Oh, and Julia Roberts. Russell Brand, too - kneecaps for him, then genitals, then one to the temple. God, this is therapeutic.
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