I work in porn
and believe it or not, I am bored of looking at pictures of naked ladies.

Most people who look at porn at work have the frantic Alt-F4 (or whatever your favourite method for killing windows is) - for me it's the other way round.

If i'm looking at BBC news or something, I have to frantically bring up porn sites when I hear my director coming.

The Escort readers wives submissions can be funny though. There's a legendary one in the office known only as "devil-fish".

We're currently building a load of new sites, and I've decided that we should get all of our content tagged really accurately, so we've had to sit around in meetings for ages discussing the different possibilites of categorising body shapes, skin colour/ethnicity (that one took hours to agree on), pubic hairstyles etc.

It's still quite bizarre sitting in a room full of grown men in suits debating this kind of thing without so much as a smirk on our faces.
( HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:27, 10 replies)

Ah pubic hairstyles
"The Kojac"
( monkeybananaraffle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:39, closed)

?
I've heard of Kojak in a rollneck as a phrase for a penis, but not a pubic hairstyle...

What is it?
( HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:17, closed)

The Clitler
is my favourite.

It's a small square of hair above the clitoris
( HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:18, closed)

Well I could be wrong
but Telly Savalas bald...
( monkeybananaraffle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:23, closed)

devil fish
Oh go on... what was it?
( rofl harris, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:39, closed)

I couldn't possibly tell you
I have stared into it's eyes.

No man should have to suffer it again.
( HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:20, closed)

I had friends who worked in a similar field,
albeit BDSM sites and they invited to an corporate event with them. I will never forget that day, not for the amount of porn, but for the bored lesbians who had boyfriends and the stretched and tired looking woman crammed into the two sizes too small rubber bikini in that cold building.

Kind of loses its glamour quite quickly I found. My friend gave it up and became a Teacher.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:44, closed)

Devilfish
Explanation required....
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:52, closed)

How about this as an explanation (rotate 90 degrees)?
www.sealifegifts.net/user_images/2DEVILFISH.jpg
(ubergeekian, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:17, closed)

Sympathy
I know the feeling, having to recover peoples data pretty much desensitizes you to all things porn. On occasion though if someone just wants pictures and there's so much damage you literally have to dump every JPG from a drive and 'clean it up' as not to embarrass a client (or cause a family meltdown if their offspring are suddenly found to like gay porn)

It gets DULL!
(Fullrecovery, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, closed)