The Worst Journey in the WorldAspley Cherry Garrard was the youngest member of the Scott Polar Expedition when he and two others lost their tent to the winds of a night-time snowstorm. They spent hours in temperatures below -70°F stumbling about the ice floes hoping they'd bump into it as it was their only hope of survival.
OK, so that was bad, but we reckon you've had worse. We know how hard you lot are.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:40)
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my dad's bossworking at the bank in the 1960's when if you weren't a hippy you were a bowler hat wearing, umbrella carrying businessman.
he went out for lunch and picked up his new suit trousers which had been altered at the tailors. then he joined the rest of them at their christmas do.
by 5pm he was royally drunk. he got on the train home at 9pm and promptly fell asleep. in his sleep, he sharted and covered his trousers and the seat in effluent. he woke up in horror, but fortunately the carriage was empty.
approaching his stop, he frantically tugged off his soiled trousers and pants. looking around, he wound down the window and threw the evidence out of the window. with a sigh of relief, he opened the carrier bag to put on his new trousers......
.... and pulled out a cream polo necked jumper.
nice!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 10:57,
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