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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Thanks to a surname that's not Smith or Jones or anything half as common, I've been subjected to crap nicknames since I started school, often based on mispronunciation of said surname.

Lead, Lead 'ead, Legs, Lard, Lardy, Large, Loud

The discovery of the periodic table at Middle school lead to a couple of Plumbum based nicknames.

Various other names; Toxic, Short Round, ferret, petal.

I wish that I could think of something funny, but every one of them was intended to make me miserable
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:16, Reply)

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