Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Rubber JohnyBeing called 'Johnson', as what happened when you were at school and the birth of your nick name "shorten it and stick a 'y' on the end" so i ended up with 'Johny' - Much hilarity ensued when class mates would shout "Can i borrow your rubber, Johny"
You see, the confusion is, what they ACTUALLY wanted to borrow was my eraser - but it sounds like they're asking for a CONDOM! ahhhhh how i laughed. for the whole of my school life. years and years. Wear thin? about as thin as Gary Glitters excuses for dodging the old firing squad. twunts. It got better in secondary school, i put on weight and was simply 'pie'. Ho-Hum.
Still, a lad at my primary school, did a little poo at the back of class once - He was forever named 'Compo' as in short for 'compost heap' and also after the character from much loved 'Last of the summer wine" - cause he was 'was a scruffy little begger' as the teacher called him that fateful day.... infact, he's now 31 - and still gets called Compo - i suspect.
kids eh?
Nevermind the joey deacons
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:29, Reply)
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