Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Sandwich BitchMy current nickname was bestowed upon me by a tramp.
One summer evening three years ago, I walked straight from work to meet some friends in a pub in Kentish Town. Remembering to line my stomach first(it was a school night), I popped into a fast food establishment (Kentish Fried Chicken?) for a guilty pleasure.
As I walked past the gazebo at Kentish Town tube, mumbling on a chicken burger, a street drinker eyed me with utter disdain. Thumping down his bottle of White Ace on the pavement, he reared unsteadily to his feet. Waving his finger angrily in my general direction, he roared...
"Ahh... yu fugg... yu fuggin'... SANDWICH BITCH"
...before crashing back down on the pavement, with a self-righteous nod to himself.
Well, my ghast was flabbered, and unfortunately I made the mistake of telling one my mates (who I work with) and it stuck.
At least they just call me Sandwich for short.
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weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Thu 18 May 2006, 17:01,
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