Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Sore pointDuring a game of Ring of Fire a friend had brought his wee brother + friends up to partake in the drinking. During the course of the game Brian was especially zealous in catching me out so when it came to my turn to make a rule I decided to make a rule that would catch him out. I was taking rather a long time to think of the rule, and was asked why, I replied 'Oh I'm just trying to think of a rule to annoy Brian', so Brian responded 'Bring it on'.
So I decided that hereafter Brian was to be referred to as 'Cuntface'. This rule was later amended to "Any pronoun referring to Cuntface must be replaced by 'Cuntface'." which meant Brian had to call himself Cuntface. No-one thought it would last beyond the evening, but 2 years on Brian is still referred to as Cuntface by Steve's wee brother and his friends who decided to come to the same uni as us and decided to spread the message. I tried apologising but I don't think it helped.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 17:22, Reply)
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