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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I've
had a variety of nicknames over the years, most coming from my dear beloved family.

My dad's affectionate nicknames for me started out as 'Flora' when I was very young (I was confused; I thought he meant the margarine), to Rat ass now I'm older.

My brother used to call me 'Hessy McGregor' (after that farmer out of Peter Rabbit) and he even had a taunt that went 'Hessy McGreeeegor, dun dun'. He also called me 'Smidge' because apparently I'm not big enough to be a smudge.

And my mum calls me 'Face ache' to this day. Luckily my other brother dosen't call me anything; then again he's Autistic so just hits me instead.

At work I get called Pepper. Because of my love for Dr. Pepper I assume, unless they're all secret Brian Peppers fans.

I would apologise for length, but apparently I'm only a smidge.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 19:17, Reply)

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