Worst school trip ever.
Somehow in my early secondary school years I had aquired the nickname 'Moonface', apparently because my head was round and white (it wasn't). I hated this nickname, and anyone who called me it faced the reply of 'fuck off cuntshoes'. Eventually though, I just started ignoring it.

However, we took at school trip to the jurassic coast for a joint geography/history project. All was going swimmingly until lunchtime when about half the opposite class (our school was divided into tiers, upper to lower, which were divided into upper and lower again and then split in two) started chanting 'MOONFACE' at me.

I'd like to say that I went up to one one of them and put him in intensive care. However, I wasn't that sort of kid. I just ignored it. I did, however toy with the idea of jumping off the cliff; not because I was emo or anything, just to teach them a lesson.

Thankfully my intense ignoring led to the nickname being forgotten completely by GCSEs, although during then I aquired another one, 'Liam Lloyd' because I apparently looked like a science teacher called Mr. Lloyd. Said science teacher fell out of a tree and died shortly after people started calling me that though, so that was alright then.
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 May 2006, 20:25, Reply)