Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Would you like fish for tea son? No mum Ive already had one...Went to collage with a chap who used to get called 255, this is FF in hexadecimal code for you non geeks… And pray tell what is FF short for… Well the rumor was, once on a night fishing trip he placed his manhood in a trout’s mouth and pleasured himself while a bit tipsy… Hence Fish Fucker or FF to his friends & family….
PS... I have just been informed Trout have little sharp pointy teeth...Ow...
Nob joke, I had mine blown off in the war and its not at all funny having to sit down to piss….
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 13:23, Reply)
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