slugs, woodlice and moths
I had a woodlice and moth eating competition with my mate about a year ago when we were pissed. I managed 7 woodlice and a couple fo moths and was declared the champ. The next weekend I tried to eat a slug on a dare, and being drunk once again, I decided that a small slug was too easy, and so hunted for about 20 minutes, until I found one that was about 3 inches long. I tried to swallow it whole with a mouthful of beer, but couldn't, and spat it out. The slight problem I then discovered is that they leave a slimy residue which water, alcohol and mouthwash will not even touch. 3 hellish-cheeks-and-teeth-covered-in-slug-spunk days later it had all gone. It still makes me gag.

And yes, I know that you weren't after this kind of record, but so many other spazzes were posting bollocks either by mistake or to try and be funny, so I thought I'd contribute. And it's my 100th post.
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:57, Reply)