The lesser of two evils
A few years ago on hols with an ex, when one of her old afflictions flared up; a very severe attack of the chalfonts. Now the medical facilities in this far away country wern't that good, and the poor girl suffered greatly for a number of days. This , as you would expect curtailed our carnal activity.
However after a few more nights, my bollocks were "full as a fat girls shoe" and she wanted the offending chalfonts returning to their rightful place.Handing me a bottle of the finest baby lotion, adopted the kneeling position, instructed me to do her immediately, up the wrong 'un. Never being one to disappoint a lady,carried out her wish, but the thought of being used as a "Remedial medical tool " took all of my concentration to complete the job to a finish !
(Betty Boothroyd's Love custard Tourettes at the KOB, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:42, Reply)