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Fuck that spastic
Hello. Ask me a pertinent question. Might answer it, might not. Dunno
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
why did bluestar leave? or noit? or theoban? you know all these piebash cunts

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
baldmonkey, baldmonkey and probably baldmonkey

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
really? he is just a fat ballbag, oh well, no sad loss

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
Wot kev sed

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
i know kev now, we are facebook friends, he is always telling me how great my posts are, i live a great life

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:26, archived)
Nice one
I wish I was you
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
if wishes were fishes i'd catch more

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
HA HA you fat puff

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
i'm not fat :(

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
you're a puff though yeah? I don't see you denying that bit

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
sexuality is a different state of being compared to mass, i might get gay on, bump on the head, i dunno

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
I don't really understand this but I'll assume you're homosexual from now on

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
i was sort of implying that i cold possibly be gay, yet i haven't had any urges
but then i haven't met you yet, eh
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
oh mr chops, thou dost flatter me

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
we're multi-forum chums now. great times

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
i'm going to update my status to 'in a relationship'
i dont even know if i can, but i will
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
I want to see your great posts too
this is SO unfair.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
give it a few years and i might link to my twitter account

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
twitter is poo
I'm not sure I want to be friends with anyone who has a weird profile pic anyway...ANYWAY
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
I'm wearing an East Fife FC shirt on my Facebook picture
and holding a 4 litre jug of beer in my kitchen.
/true story
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
I have my face dangerously close to an aardvark
Taking my life IN MY HANDS.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
oh, i think i have cute kitten, dunno tho

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
Oh fuck
I though it was a baby!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:07, archived)
can arddvrk or whatever come out to play?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
Only if you ask nice

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
see, b3ta, lols

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
raith4eva

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
ha ha!

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:15, archived)
profile pic?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
Who is going to win Eurovision?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
China
one way or another
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
I hear they made all the flags that people are waving..

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
What is your favourite sandwich filling?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
Wensleydale and jalapeno

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
that sounds nice

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
oh yes,
"special cheese and pickle" I call it
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
what does pertinent mean?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
Oy!

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
I think this answers the age old question about which came first

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
It means willies

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
What does pertinent mean?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
can't you read?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
what does pertinent mean?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
Its an adjective that means relevant to a particular subject matter.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
why aren't you bleeding to death in a gutter somewhere

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
Because something about your mum
I dunno. Ask Baldmonkey, he's even shitter than me
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:26, archived)
What's a nubian?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
A shit kind of welsh

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
can I have a biscuit?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
Yes

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
*passes Jaffa cake box*

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
What type of gun will you eventually turn up at work with?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
hahaha.
Alright Maffers.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
Alright Gormo.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
That one where there's 64 machine guns lashed up

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
Whoa!
Psycho.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
Aint fucking about bro

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
how much is a ticket from glasgow to london via edinburgh?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
If you have to ask then you can't afford it.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
£152

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
fuck that, I'll walk.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
i reckon i can do it for less than that, you may have to overnight in a bivvy tho, i aint driving all that way without a kip and a fish

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
now this sounds like a plan.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
<s>plan</s> date

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
fingers crossed, every year i gaz all forum memebers seeing if they want to go fishing

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
you've never gazzed me :(

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
i must of, i dont think you can search gaz tho, cal gave up, then robtoo gave up, then cr3 gave up, if this place gets fucked again nobody has teh upload codz

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:33, archived)
darn
I suppose I should offer my technical services or something, maybe not. For the best really.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
I'll go fishing with you mongy, how about deptford creek?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
mate i have the minerals to fish anywhere, but there is fuck all in that, shadwell basin has 40's in, but it is fucking deep and in hostile controlled hands

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
hang on that's north of the river isn't it? fuck that

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
hostile , i know, we will have to take dogs, i dont like it, but you need to stick one at the back

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
Shadwell's all hipsters and somalis now

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
i dunno, i go there, drinking, funny old new town

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
hang on I'm thinking of wapping. I think. somewhere on the ELL anyway. apart form Hoxton

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
same shit, they just expand the boundries, shadwell basin you need ball to fish overnight

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
just hide in the bogs until you get to carlisle
you're over the border then, they can't do owt
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
Last time I came back from Glasgow
This Indian bird was having a go at a pakistani bloke about talking too loud on his phone. She said it in forrin and the dude went mental, accusing her of calling him taliban and what have you. As he got more and more riled he's giving it "Yeah I'm the fucking taliban innit, I'll blow this train up with you and your pussy husband on" Bird was giving it "Just sit down. It's none of your business. Don't get involved." :(((
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
to be fair to her, most pakis are in the taliban

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
and those who aren't, are in the Real IRA

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
And smack dealers and groomers

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
nonces, i saw it on the picture rectangle

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
£12
then an extra 140 for the staff bonus. Them's the breaks..
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one to hear it, why don't you fuck off?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
Because you're a useless cunt

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
WRONG
the correct answer is shut the fuck up
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
Typical useless cunt answer

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
indeed.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
Where's HBLC and Aardvark?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
maybe they both died?
ICONS!!!!1!!!!1! \o/
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
You don't celebrate this you stupid, heartless fuck.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
I do

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
so do i, i cunted off the pair of them

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
Aardvark should be here
but isn't. He is busy writing poems and going outside.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
Well that's fucking stupid.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
I keep telling him
but every time I turn around he is half way up the street and can't hear me.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
I'd sack the ponce off.
Fucking poetry.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
well with Adam gone maybe they've no reason to post, or wake up in the morning

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:18, archived)
Wait, Adam's gone?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
DON'T GO JA

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
Can I get a witness?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
For a price

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
You just hold your hand out don't you?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
worth a punt

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
they say that I sample, but they should sample this my shit roll

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
in court ? for a sample beat???????????
www.b3mused.com/audios/539/me.html
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
can't listen to that now, am listening to slayer
PE --- She watch channel zero --- slayer --- angel of death --- criminally insane
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
there was some arrows in there but they went, stupid html or something

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:36, archived)