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morning

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 7:03, Reply)
morning rezZ0r
t'will be another sunny and cloud-free day here
(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 7:08, Reply)
the weather looks ok here so far

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 7:53, Reply)
this
is radio freedom
(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 7:44, Reply)
hello new person

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:06, Reply)
I'm reading the faq right now iykwim

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:25, Reply)
Thread o' the morning to ye.

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 7:59, Reply)
Yettington

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:06, Reply)
yeah

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 8:50, Reply)
Tango

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:07, Reply)
morning yeah?

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 8:55, Reply)
cheers

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:07, Reply)
hi

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 8:56, Reply)
Rich

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:07, Reply)
Morning.
Seagulls got my bin.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 8:59, Reply)
cuntso

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:07, Reply)
morning bent

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:44, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 20:02, Reply)
Alright.
I'm eating a pie shortly.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 20:14, Reply)
you wanker.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 20:29, Reply)
Shortlcrust

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 20:47, Reply)
Shortle, puffaw

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 20:52, Reply)
Hot Walter.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 21:33, Reply)
sup shawty

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 21:51, Reply)
I had onion rings
Feeling lazy tonight
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 21:10, Reply)
drunk.
so, yeah, alright. there's three girls at my table talking German. I might get my knob out just to show 'em how much it looks like Hitler.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 21:54, Reply)
^ss helmit

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 22:05, Reply)
I've stuck googly eyes on it and drawn a tash with a felt tip pen.
The resemblance is uncanny.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 22:41, Reply)
I fully endorse the use of googly eyes

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 23:05, Reply)
not 'your' table then is it?

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 22:23, Reply)
Of course it is.
I was here first. Ergo, it's mine.
Are you a bit thick or something?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 22:37, Reply)
When are you *not* drunk, to be fair?

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 22:37, Reply)
I'm fairly sure that I become *not* drunk at some point during my sleep.
I mean I can't prove that, but I think that's what happens.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 22:39, Reply)
Sounds like bullshit to me.
I'm sure that if the police knocked down your door at 04:00 and made you blow into the little cylinder, you'd still be unfit to drive.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 22:46, Reply)
Good job I don't drive then innit.
Plus, I don't usually go unconscious til around 03:00 anyway. So yeah I wouldn't be sober then, but I AM at least mostly sober when I wake up.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 23:01, Reply)
Third pint of cider as he moans about 'the wankers eating their breakfasts'.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 22:45, Reply)
I don't drink cider, you shitwit.
And why would I moan about people eating their breakfasts when I try to be up in time to catch a 'spoons brekkie myself?
You really are a bit dim, aren't you?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 23:03, Reply)
why are you so angry mate?

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 0:04, Reply)
perhaps hes pissed off that hell never get to actually kill someone

(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 8:57, Reply)
Sunday afternoon thread.
Get off your instant grams and your facebookers and go and enjoy the sunshine.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 12:15, Reply)
sunshine's gone
and i'm lumbered with kids and a roast dinner to make. that is, i'm making the dinner, not the kids.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 12:20, Reply)
Just roast the kids!
Save time with Beeter Top Tips(R) today!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 12:31, Reply)
but i've done a chicken!
plus, i'm not wasting all day building a gingerbread house
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 12:32, Reply)
I've just tried a new recipe for breaded chicken in the pan.
I should clearly have deep-fried the bastard, as the oil wasn't hot or voluminous enough and all the fukken breading came off in the pan. Bunch of arse.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 12:35, Reply)
i tried that with panko breadcrumbs
rule one is don't take your eyes off the bugger for a second, it'll burn
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 12:38, Reply)
-5c this morning, I'll 'enjoy the sunshine' from inside and moan about it on here I think

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 12:27, Reply)
Heh.
I saw a photo this morning of a guy sitting in his car with the temperature showing as 5C, captioned "About ready for double digits again." The next photo was of him sitting in his car at a temperature of -10C, captioned "This is not what I meant."
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 12:32, Reply)
meanwhile were all quite relieved
that the average daytime temperature here is back under 40C
(, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 9:01, Reply)
how much space will be freed up when Britain leaves the EU
1 GB
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 13:23, Reply)
Ha!
I hadn't heard that one before.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 13:27, Reply)
Go Team

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 13:31, Reply)
I went to the zoo
a bison done a shit
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 14:10, Reply)
+ I didn't like it.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 14:12, Reply)
*burns your neck*

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 19:22, Reply)

the z shadal
a +hq. m
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 14:48, Reply)
what is this I don't even

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 17:33, Reply)
But for 60.115.62, it was Sunday.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 18:23, Reply)
Nice and cool and dark in the pub.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 19:00, Reply)
Morning.
So, who's still horny?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 6:45, Reply)
ym

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 6:57, Reply)
That's my secret, Will: I'm always horny.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 7:13, Reply)
The source of your powers

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 8:09, Reply)
Mousse T

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 8:10, Reply)
Phrynosoma cornutum

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 8:28, Reply)
The Amazing Rhinoman

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 9:13, Reply)
unihorny

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 9:18, Reply)
The dandy Warhols

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 9:51, Reply)
Captain Horny

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 10:19, Reply)
That hooker in Full Metal Jacket

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 10:44, Reply)
Me want sucky

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 10:48, Reply)
10:dollar

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 11:04, Reply)
too beaucoup

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 11:24, Reply)
I have just witnessed a balding man pick a scab from his head and pop it into his mouth
What makes you horny?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 15:05, Reply)
b3ta

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 15:24, Reply)
b3ta

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 16:57, Reply)
Guyrim.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 18:04, Reply)
guyrim

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 18:42, Reply)
Cheers

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 21:23, Reply)
Cheers

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 23:25, Reply)
Pato Banton

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 23:38, Reply)
b&

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 23:41, Reply)
Ya don't see the signs because you're blind.
Ya runnin' out of time
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 15:47, Reply)
Shut up Ace of Base

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 17:26, Reply)
a rigid timetable and overthrowing capitalism

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 17:51, Reply)
Kin hell I'm too stoned for this pub.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 17:58, Reply)
Flashing lights, thumping bass and braying student wankers?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 19:02, Reply)
Flat roofed with a pretend gable.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 19:46, Reply)
Call me Clark.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 23:39, Reply)
Kent and the gang

(, Sun 17 Feb 2019, 0:51, Reply)
lol I once had to flatsit in Tillydrone
Fucked if I was going to drink in The Broadsword.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 23:42, Reply)
Yeah, that was me m8.
Ding's Holy Golden Bum.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 21:08, Reply)
afternoon

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:04, Reply)
It is, yes.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:05, Reply)
Indeed.
Attempting to motivate myself to do the cleaning, instead of spending the day shitposting on fb to avoid the cleaning
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:16, Reply)
alright

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:25, Reply)
Yes indeedly-doodly.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:35, Reply)
Stupid sexy Yeti

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:38, Reply)
Invite him for a right good shiatsuing

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:44, Reply)
I'll walk all up and down him

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:52, Reply)

blog.runningwarehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/th41.jpg
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:55, Reply)
Is this the Thai deep-tissue massage package?
I could go for a good massage right now. I've been feeling stiff as a board recently.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 14:06, Reply)
Pfff
Stiff
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 14:36, Reply)
I also realise I missed an opportunity earlier to say "shiatsuing, not shiatshoeing".

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 15:08, Reply)
morning
sorry, no replies as i just got on a fackin' plane. still better than a dozer thread though eh?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 7:48, Reply)
waiting for takeoff now
exciting, eh?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 8:02, Reply)
Where are you going?
I wish I was on holiday.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 8:06, Reply)

Photo from 7:40
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 9:08, Reply)
bullied by the mods
a new low :'(
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 8:06, Reply)
Good morning
Feeling rather chipper this morning
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 9:13, Reply)

l d
rather Carl's body into a
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 9:18, Reply)
Well, now I'll have to come up with a plan B
Thanks for that.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 10:32, Reply)
Morning

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 9:19, Reply)
happy travels Manolith of the Skies

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 9:39, Reply)
Doing a bit of diy eh

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 10:34, Reply)
If it crashes in the alps, they'll be able to skin you for warmth and feast on your marbled flesh.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 11:51, Reply)
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 12:45, Reply)
You never got that job with the tourist information centre, did you?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 12:49, Reply)
They told me being well-versed in local history would be a bonus :(.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 12:50, Reply)
^mister falcon

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 13:10, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 7:24, Reply)
I think I made a joke!
lol
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:22, Reply)
Lol
That's so rude!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:23, Reply)
Oh good
You got it (phew)
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 18:33, Reply)
hi
wers da rude stuf?? lol
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:18, Reply)
Which idiosyncratic techno producer is a small sap-sucking insect and member of the superfamily Aphidoidea?
 
APHIDS TWIN!!!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:29, Reply)
Which idiosyncratic techno producer represents the highest point of the food chain, with no natural predators?

APEX TWIN!!!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:38, Reply)
 Which idiosyncratic premier league football stadium represents the South of England?
Amex Twin!!!amidoingitrite?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:50, Reply)
no m8

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:56, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:57, Reply)
that's what your mum said.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:29, Reply)
I use your name on a porn website
I'm not very successful
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:45, Reply)
I use my b3ta username on a BDSM contacts website

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:56, Reply)
And...?
Are you successful?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=alright+psychochomp%2C+nice+to+have+you+back
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:58, Reply)
Any good

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 20:42, Reply)
A bit racist
If I'm honest
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 20:46, Reply)
Was it a snakey joke?
I'm having homecans. Pub was just too much for me this evening. A really fucking annoying old bloke I vaguely know showed up.
He made a complete tit of himself and then tried to scrounge money and / or drinks off us all. Then he got arsey when Pete told him "Nah, none of us are giving you fuck all tonight. You always want a bottle of Spitfire every round, then always fuck off when it's your shout. Put your hand in your pocket for a change."
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 21:33, Reply)
Oh yeah
Sorry about that
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 21:59, Reply)
All the people...publife

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 22:50, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:05, Reply)
Alright B

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:07, Reply)
ent

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:07, Reply)
Chee

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:13, Reply)
rs

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:14, Reply)
alright bent

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:17, Reply)
alr

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:32, Reply)
ight br

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:32, Reply)
oadsword

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:32, Reply)
Alight

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:19, Reply)
5/7 Speical Brew
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-47200536
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:53, Reply)
2/7 and those were guesses.
Stupid fucking quiz anyway.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:02, Reply)
Speical Brew indeed
I didn't know a single one of the answers this week. Guessed it and still got 2, but...yeh.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:02, Reply)
Are you just paraphrasing what I said?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:13, Reply)
Inadvertently, in that I wrote my answer at exactly the same time as you did
so did not have the opportunity to read what you wrote before writing my reply.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:16, Reply)
As long as we can agree it was a stupid quiz anyway.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:17, Reply)
Definitely agreed on that.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:25, Reply)
I think it comes across fewer gay not wanting to attend a spa day

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:01, Reply)
Spa days are lush.
Lounge about in dressing gown and slippers while people bring you lunch, quick dip in the pool, then some lass runs her hands over your back for a bit. What's not to like?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:04, Reply)
^ cuck

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:04, Reply)
Exactly.
Methinks the IP address doth protest too much.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:06, Reply)
fuck that

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:20, Reply)
What about a spa where they play hip hop?
You could call it "Drip Hop" or something.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:32, Reply)
No m8

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:13, Reply)
2-mud-pac?
Massage Def?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:55, Reply)
christ

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:21, Reply)
You can't swim, they don't make robes for a man of your girth, or you don't like being touched?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:53, Reply)
I don't like being touched
Not by some tosser I don't know, anyway
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:12, Reply)
The one I went to wasn't interested in tossing me off.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:19, Reply)
I don't blame them

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:20, Reply)
only had 1 spa day
it involved being asked to leave the pool area for "health and safety" reasons
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:15, Reply)
W
T
F
?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:23, Reply)
Smashy shat in the pool.
That's internet troo now Smashy, soz.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 23:35, Reply)
This one deffo shouldn't be explained and just left to our imaginations

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:24, Reply)
it's not what you think

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:55, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:20, Reply)
not clicking that

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:22, Reply)
Strange brew
kill what's inside of you
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:03, Reply)
Yes 5 also

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:08, Reply)
6/7
Only one of which wasn't a guess
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:12, Reply)
I rage-quit somehwere in the middle
0/7
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:31, Reply)
I got the specials one right and a couple of guesses

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:36, Reply)
Your love of John gaunt showing again

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:47, Reply)
best duke of lancaster ever

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:26, Reply)
A standard 4.
I only knew the Hungary one.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:39, Reply)
n/n

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:02, Reply)
mnnng, more like.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:05, Reply)
5/7, Henmania!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:07, Reply)
Cum on Tim!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:16, Reply)
Yolk hogan

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:24, Reply)
cheers/cheers

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:58, Reply)
skate/die

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:01, Reply)
ign/e

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:01, Reply)
b/ingprick

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:01, Reply)
shutthatdo/

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:05, Reply)
cake/death
#jam
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:06, Reply)
daddy/chips

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:16, Reply)
Chips, every time

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:22, Reply)
Come to daddy.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:23, Reply)
^ Windowlicker

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:28, Reply)
Lol, just Googled the lyrics to this
Reads like a typical QOTW post
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:30, Reply)
I like to make dog biscuits in my Honda Accord.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:50, Reply)
proper chips
or those skinny little abominations?


BTW, the correct answer is crinkle cut
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:43, Reply)
Fries aren't chips, they're fries.
Proper chips come from a chippy, though, not the freezer.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:49, Reply)
Customer of the afternoon: I Cumming

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:00, Reply)
It's the rapture!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:04, Reply)
Better thread
Hullo bollockswoggler's, whass hapnin?

Anything cool this weekend?

Pizza with kiddo tonight, then mebbe cinema 2moz, Lego Movie 2 or that animated Spiderman one which has good reviews. Missus is going to Le Caprice for a pal's birthday in the evening, the lucky shit. I'll probably get a kebab and hit the shoe whilst trying to get my head round my new recording device.

Blah blah fucking blah
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:59, Reply)
¯\(º_o)/¯

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:01, Reply)
got your kids this wknd?
I'm struggling to think of something interesting to do with mine so the lazy cinema option is my current front-runner
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:06, Reply)
Going to the Horniman Museum, there's a Lego exhibition on
www.horniman.ac.uk/visit/exhibitions/brick-wonders#image-0
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:24, Reply)
My boy will probably turn up , might drag him to charlton

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:31, Reply)
is he a fan?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:34, Reply)
+ny, yes

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:45, Reply)
Spider-verse is very, very good.
Lego Movie 2 is fun, but not a patch on the first film.

YMMV, given that I have the same taste in films as 10 year old.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:06, Reply)
I thought the first Lego film was terrible

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:24, Reply)
so everything isn't awesome?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:31, Reply)
far from it

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:33, Reply)
Chinese tonight, followed by pub
Tomorrow, bit of cleaning, bit of relaxing, then see what happens
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:33, Reply)
dinner and theatre tonight
poos and wees for the rest of the weekend
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:41, Reply)
might do some guffs

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:45, Reply)
mid-morning thread

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:25, Reply)
I can live with that

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:50, Reply)
noo-oooaahh no can do

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:07, Reply)
drinkin' coffee & nibblin' nuts

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:03, Reply)
I heard you love to have a good old nibble on some nuts.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:04, Reply)
girl you know it's troo

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:10, Reply)
just admiring my new Birkenstocks

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:07, Reply)
^ middle aged

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:09, Reply)
my old pal Tony Vegas used to get the shit ripped out of him for wearing Birko's
They shut up pretty fast when he smashed the ITF championships
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:11, Reply)
lol middle aged

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:15, Reply)
Not really ideal tennis footwear.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:56, Reply)
Yer big lezzer

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:21, Reply)
they're gr8

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:33, Reply)
Admiring Queef's new Birkenstocks

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:09, Reply)
alright dribble

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:10, Reply)
$$

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:10, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:11, Reply)
Extra morning
with bonus replies
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 7:29, Reply)
alright garidead

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 7:55, Reply)
I am proper alright and a half

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 7:55, Reply)
bit parky out innit

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 7:57, Reply)
Aye, nippy
but lovely ride in. And I didn't fall off! Wobbled a bit...
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:19, Reply)
Hi huns

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:04, Reply)
Wotcha treacle chops

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:11, Reply)
Not sure what that means but it sounds disgusting

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:12, Reply)
It's sticky and sweet

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:19, Reply)
I read this to the tune of 'What's New Pussycat'

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:17, Reply)
Woahh woah woaaaahhhh

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:19, Reply)
Last night I texted the girl who'd invited me to her spa evening tonight to say I couldn't make it.
She wished me a Happy Valentine's Day. Anyone else think this is a strange thing for one single person to wish another?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:12, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:14, Reply)
Spa evening?
if this doesn't involve getting a few cans of beer from a convenience store I'm afraid I don't approve.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:20, Reply)
She's actually trying to drum up a bit of business.
The treatments on offer tonight will include reflexology, massage and shiatsu, and she's trying to get her shiatsu business off the ground. Tbf I would have gone if we hadn't been going out for leaving drinks tonight.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:22, Reply)
So near, so Spa

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:29, Reply)
hey, I see what you did there.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:33, Reply)
Good, glad it's not just me.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:21, Reply)
Yes
Also, I thought you were male
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:14, Reply)
Heh.
She just wants more clients for her shiatsuing; see above.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:23, Reply)
I reckon she fancies you and was using that as a pretext
but since you turned her down she felt the need to remind you of your singleton status on international couples day
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:28, Reply)
Ehh, she's sent me more mixed signals than a malfunctioning dashboard to date.
I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to know what she wants if she herself doesn't know.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:33, Reply)
Sex her
if you get arrested then you she wasn't interested
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:36, Reply)
Ever the pragmatist, eh?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:44, Reply)
Queer eye for the rape guy

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:55, Reply)
Next message received will be along the lines of "I bet you're gay anyway, you bastard :'("

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:40, Reply)
Lol.
I'd be happy to prove her wrong if she says that.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:44, Reply)
No.
Nothing wrong with platonic valentines wishes.
Girl I lived with at uni would always send me a card, and I don't think she was secretly in love with me.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:15, Reply)
I dunno; it just caught me off-guard last night.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:22, Reply)
Girls are icky, anyway.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:23, Reply)
no

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:21, Reply)
garrold

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:14, Reply)
Rickles

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:20, Reply)
hey gari dead what's your game now? can anybody play?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:04, Reply)
sure
YOU LOSE!!!!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:52, Reply)
Why, Ambassador, with this extra morning, you are spoiling us!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:14, Reply)
alright Ferrero Rocher

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:30, Reply)
even though you do sound more like the Galactic Trade Federation

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:32, Reply)
Only when 1 wear my sleep mask

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:45, Reply)
morning g
morning all
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:36, Reply)
What ho

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:52, Reply)
I never miss an issue

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:59, Reply)
hello there

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:38, Reply)
Yes it is
and a lovely one too
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:52, Reply)
Why do villages have duck ponds? Was it just fashion or for a practical reason, I can't be bothered to google

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:50, Reply)
that's a very good question and I would also like to know the answer

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:51, Reply)

www.britishlandscape.org/reading-the-landscape/files/village-ponds.htm

tl;dr

Historically the village pond is likely to have provided fish pisciculture was conducted with great enthusiasm in the Middle Ages and would have been also used for soaking cartwheels (to prevent them from shrinking), washing clothes and as a watering hole for cattle, either grazing on the green itself or providing water for itinerant droves on the move to market or up the valley for summer pasture.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:52, Reply)
oh

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:53, Reply)
Well they were certainly popular, I've seen villages not even a mile apart with both ponds and pubs , I'd quite like village life but would probs get bored

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:59, Reply)
I'm the same
There's something appealing about it but I think in reality the nosy neighbours and lack of variety would rapidly get on my tits
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:18, Reply)
It's tricky to dunk a witch in a lawn

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:53, Reply)
probably watering holes for cattle and shit like that

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:53, Reply)
So the ducks just moved in and took over, fucking land grabbers

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:00, Reply)
the gypos of the animal world

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:04, Reply)
well waterfowl world at least

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:09, Reply)
It was so mediaeval Tory MPs could build houses in them and claim them on their expenses.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:54, Reply)
Morning
It's reduced price chocolates day!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 6:04, Reply)
or is it?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 6:46, Reply)
^signed up for b3ta after one too many lonely nights

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 7:07, Reply)
Cor blimey candles!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 7:56, Reply)
Nommy wommy choccy wocs!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 6:55, Reply)
Dreadful racism. MODS!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 6:57, Reply)

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