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Paul's Boutique on the stereo
u?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 19:20, Reply)
small poo-streak on your hairy O, more like

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 20:02, Reply)
bullied by the mod
a new low :'(
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 20:15, Reply)
the mods ain't done nothing
everyone says so
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 20:37, Reply)
n

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 20:19, Reply)
Return of the king

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 20:34, Reply)
Teh bend's

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 21:05, Reply)
benjamin twilly reznor

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 21:20, Reply)
Chasing bowie down the street, doodah, doodah

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 21:50, Reply)
Sunday: lazy, put yr feet up day, or a whirlwind of washing the car, trip to B&Q, and doing the weekly shop?
morning
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 8:13, Reply)
Charity day
After tidying up the carnage sleepwalking me left in the living room
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 9:37, Reply)
why don't you go for a nice poo?

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 9:44, Reply)
I might just

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 9:58, Reply)

c1.staticflickr.com/1/91/238198401_446a984804_b.jpg
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 13:38, Reply)
Travelling back
from Florence today.

Going to go and say 'ooh' at some art now.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 9:54, Reply)
Why don't you go for a nice ooh

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 10:07, Reply)
sesly m8, no banksy so dont bother

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 10:51, Reply)
Been cycling round the woods with the youngest, whilst the other to are on Go Ape.
Refreshed with coffee and cake, then going out for dinner.
#fatty
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 12:26, Reply)
whilst the other to are on the road

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 12:37, Reply)
Are we led them up the trees.

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 16:26, Reply)
^barking

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 20:03, Reply)
fat fat fatty fatty fat fat

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 12:59, Reply)
I've literally just driven (Car share scheme - Electric Renault Zoe, Grrry would hate it ) to B&Q to pick up some allen keys so I can sort my bike.

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 15:39, Reply)
I've got nothing against electric cars
I just hate the French.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 16:11, Reply)
I was quite surprised at how nippy and easy to drive it was.

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 16:14, Reply)
Like a dodgem?

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 16:18, Reply)
Crashed for the very first time?

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 18:18, Reply)
Saw some cunt on the way to the juicer
Doing about 80 in a jeep. Fucker came round the corner on 2 wheels
(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 16:19, Reply)
#liverpool #nickedcar

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 20:18, Reply)
non-morning evening thread
alright
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:02, Reply)
early afternoon here
alright
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:11, Reply)
you must live somewhere well stupid

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:13, Reply)
Says the bloke in Canada

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:20, Reply)
i haven't gone yet
they have some special pokemon there, don't they?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:40, Reply)
Probably, my brother went carp fishing on the st Lawrence river about 8 years ago, loads of big fighting common carp

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:13, Reply)
name somewhere that isn't well stupid

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:26, Reply)
MENSAlvania

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:46, Reply)
that's well stupid

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 21:36, Reply)
i couldn't come up with a better pun because i'm well stupid

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 21:41, Reply)
Cleveland with an r in it or something I dunno

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:45, Reply)
fair enough

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 21:36, Reply)
BRIGHTon

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 22:41, Reply)
winner

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 23:08, Reply)
alright

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:23, Reply)
yer
i was a fog-machine operator tonight. that was a laugh
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 21:41, Reply)

o a
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 23:21, Reply)
H'evenin' h'all.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 19:49, Reply)
you've been sick in the corridor?

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 21:43, Reply)
I thought this was an obscure reference to "Dixon of Dock Green" but have now disabused myself of that notion.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 22:17, Reply)
heave in hall

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 22:34, Reply)
Yes, that is what led me to said disabusing.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 22:38, Reply)
cool

(, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 1:18, Reply)
hi m8

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:09, Reply)
pmsl

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 21:43, Reply)
Two Hats would love the latest episode of It's Always Sunny
they parody Seinfeld
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:15, Reply)
Two Hats RIP

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:19, Reply)
died eating his own fingers thinking they were sausages

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:22, Reply)
i dunno if he's seen any of the new series yet
i'll pass the recommendation on
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 21:44, Reply)
Dandy

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:40, Reply)
beezer

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:54, Reply)
Topper.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 22:03, Reply)
Bunty

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 23:07, Reply)
fuck off beezers

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 23:21, Reply)
Non-dozer morning thread.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 8:44, Reply)
Big bums!

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:17, Reply)
What? Where?

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:18, Reply)
There on the stair

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 18:38, Reply)
A massive bum with clags on
Stuck on the hair
Going clip clippety plop on the stairs
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 20:19, Reply)
Good ''ning
This still a thing?

https://youtu.be/QEImD_r6D8o

/lazy /old
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:18, Reply)
I'm glad someone's preserved this for posterity.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:26, Reply)
Indeed
It has to be done. Do links work anymore or have i ris'd?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:27, Reply)
Links?
If you add the HTML, they do.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:31, Reply)
Haha
I'm so out of practice. That's awesome :)
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:33, Reply)
Doctor said I've got a chronic addiction to Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid; I was petrified
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:46, Reply)


(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 11:53, Reply)

Gloria Gaynor Medusa
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 13:38, Reply)
And that's what we're going to do, we're going to have a good time.
pbs.twimg.com/media/Dp3PnY9WsAATlEt.jpg
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 12:17, Reply)
delete my photo pls

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 12:43, Reply)
Bobby GLUMespie, more like

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 13:07, Reply)
Hero

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 13:09, Reply)
Just got home
Debating whether I should go to bed or stay awake till tonight
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 12:54, Reply)
What's happening tonight?
You could always try for a siesta. I've been all about the siestas recently.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 13:03, Reply)
Nothing doing tonight
But I've got a charity day tomorrow and I haven't slept after last night's shoeing
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 13:08, Reply)
I'm tempted to say a little sleep is better than no sleep, but your mileage may vary.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 13:30, Reply)
I was going to have a nap
But it's too bright. Just have an energy drink for now and an early night
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 13:44, Reply)
You should go and watch a performance art piece later, and punch one of the artists in the face at the after party

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 13:52, Reply)
Fuck that noise
Harry Potter, new pyjamas, tomato soup and maybe a glass of wine
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 14:00, Reply)
Sounds like an audition to join the Groucho Club.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 14:12, Reply)
you know what she's like after a few twiglets

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 14:13, Reply)
And now I want twiglets

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 14:22, Reply)
It's pool and chicken wings day

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 15:00, Reply)
sounds fun
just found out my mate is taking me to see bohemian rhapsody on thursday, which is ace
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 15:03, Reply)
Yeah it's cool, there's a pub that lets my lad in to play pool, and 30 wings for 6.99 . Dunno about that film, it'll either be great or dogshit

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 15:14, Reply)
that's a bloody good deal
although i'm damned if i could manage even half of those wings. hoping the film will be good, i love queen and he knows it, which is why he's taking me. he downloaded all of their songs for me a few years ago, along with the entire pink floyd back catalogue
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 15:19, Reply)
Deffo looking forward to that film.
Dunno whether to go out tonight now.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 17:00, Reply)
Well I was going to have a glass of wine
But the mental just bought me a bottle of gin
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 17:58, Reply)
Noice.
I'm staying in as well. There were supposed to be twelve of us at the event and it's fallen to seven in half an hour, plus even the bloke who's organising it isn't sure he can make it on time.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 18:27, Reply)
I hate when that happens

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 18:48, Reply)
evening

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 18:10, Reply)
Turn it up, throw it down and let's go.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 18:27, Reply)
Trousers, lino and lemmings

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 18:37, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 6:48, Reply)
Booyakkashaaaa

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 7:27, Reply)
gari

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 8:17, Reply)
bent.

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 7:44, Reply)
bit homophobic

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 8:18, Reply)
I don't see what's so about it

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 8:31, Reply)
drimbs

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 8:42, Reply)
doez

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 8:50, Reply)
We should probably have an evening thread at some stage, shouldn't we?
Hello, any bthreeterans who are quietly smashing it up at home tonight. I raise my glass to yours.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 20:45, Reply)
Last evening of holiday
Bit drunk. Very full.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:02, Reply)
It really sounds like you've made the most of this holiday.
Good man.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:06, Reply)
Costa Brava innit

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:08, Reply)
Never been there, but I have fond memories of patatas bravas in Málaga
and assorted alcohol-related debauchery involving loud music and no sleep.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:09, Reply)
I'd rather have a day dahn margit with all me family :(

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:19, Reply)
might go live in canada

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:52, Reply)
Seems a slight over reaction to my post, but go on then, see if I care, don't coming running to me when you're coverd in syrup

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 22:04, Reply)
there'll always be a parking space outside
so you can sleep in your car
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 22:07, Reply)
Chilly tho

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 22:28, Reply)
i've got a blanket and a thermos you can borrow

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 22:31, Reply)
I watched a YouTube video earlier this evening
featuring a Québecquoise lass making roasted bone marrow. She had one hell of a sexy accent.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 22:35, Reply)
Mate I think if gets down to minus 1 there, fuck that

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 23:36, Reply)
gotta be some good fishing in the warmer months though, eh?

(, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 2:07, Reply)

gl

lol
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:47, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:51, Reply)
You'd better be buying if this is a first date.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:57, Reply)
i've got a cardboard mcdonalds cup actually

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:51, Reply)
Is that a sign of environmental friendliness on Macca's part, or of cheapness?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:58, Reply)
it's the straw that'll kill this stupid planet

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 22:08, Reply)

s n
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 22:40, Reply)
Hello all

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 19:57, Reply)
Nobody told me the new cod was already out, it was always November release

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 20:09, Reply)
the big game of the year will be Red Dead 2

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 20:28, Reply)
Been setting up the boy's Switch.
An unnecessary amount of fucking about with passwords before he got to play Fortnite.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 20:42, Reply)
I'm shit at it, I will get the new cod tho , and grand theft horsey

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 20:57, Reply)
I might have a go when he's asleep.
Or I might just drink some more wine and nod off.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 21:55, Reply)
Fuck that
I'm getting right on it later, u?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:54, Reply)
might do a poo later

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:55, Reply)
eat it

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:34, Reply)
Alright weird Al

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:31, Reply)
god that was a terrible record eh
If you go on reddit they all think he's some kind of fucking genius for some reason
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:43, Reply)
the reason is that they are Scopers

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:52, Reply)
shit for cunts
comedy + music = shit
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:58, Reply)
oh man I just remembered The Darkness :'(

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 18:12, Reply)
dead now

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 18:15, Reply)
fingers crossed

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 18:18, Reply)

The
a
kn
ss

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 19:26, Reply)
He's the best polka artist I know of.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 18:17, Reply)
I don't, soz

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 18:41, Reply)
U kno it m8.
I've just got back from my job interview in the arse end of nowhere and it went pretty damn well. Official verdict by the middle of next week.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:55, Reply)
good luck pal

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:31, Reply)
Thanks man.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:45, Reply)
NICE 1!

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:34, Reply)
WOOT!

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:45, Reply)
woo!

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:41, Reply)
and, dare I say it, yay!

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:46, Reply)
Kill them

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:44, Reply)
No m8.
Not until the trial period's over anyway.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:46, Reply)
Duh
Frame someone else (amateur)
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 20:03, Reply)
Not me, kids this weekend I think , dunno tho as it's half term next week

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:55, Reply)
I've been given a summons, my ex has applied for an enforcement order over that 'kidnap' nonsense
Lucky for me, my solicitor hates her so much she's helping me for free.

'lol'
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:33, Reply)
I don't understand how she can get an enforcement of the judgement when she wasn't even indoors to collect her daughter, wasting her and the courts time

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:37, Reply)
That's what I'm being told - this will backfire big time

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:37, Reply)
Her solicitor must be coining it in legal aid, I'd be surprised if it goes back to the judge they don't get pulled in to chambers and given a bollocking

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:40, Reply)
it's a massive pisstake
She sent so many pointless letters to courts and to my solicitor that mine got so pissed off having to reply to them all, in total she wrote off just shy of three grand's worth of billable time
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:42, Reply)
Is she a paki by any chance

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:43, Reply)
greek

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:44, Reply)
Must be building a villa on the legal aid money , but you can only push our judges so far, then they get the right fucking hump

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:46, Reply)
I'm hoping that she ends up getting a bollocking - this will help me the next time she flips out

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:55, Reply)
I'm in the boozer, so if my kids are coming tonight they can enjoy drunk dad

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 16:31, Reply)
play up the mental aspect
persecution complex, paranoia, that sort of thing. it'll all make her look even worse.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:40, Reply)
alright 'Seann Walsh'

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:43, Reply)
Topical?
Topic-lol, more like!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:49, Reply)
I've got some choice screenshots for them to have a look at

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:43, Reply)
Knobs lol!!!

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:44, Reply)
are you sure they've got time to be taking hentai breaks?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:47, Reply)

o i
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:53, Reply)
She's a fuckin fruit.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 15:26, Reply)
nah fam
Highlight of my weekend is getting new ear AIDS and going shopping for a kitchen table.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:55, Reply)
living the dream

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:34, Reply)
Fuck yeah might have a coffee AND a red bull

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:58, Reply)
whoa steady on m8
Everybody likes talking a big game on the internet but that's a bit much
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:59, Reply)
might get my willy out

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:00, Reply)
*grabs magnifying glass*

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:03, Reply)
MIght have a couple of cheeky cans
to go with the games tonight
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:02, Reply)
you do that

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:36, Reply)
on it tomorrow
off to see Killing Joke and get mashed up
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:05, Reply)
Blimey how old are they? I remember people talking about them when I was at school

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:09, Reply)
40year anniversary tour or summink

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:17, Reply)
Jesus
Saw them couple if years ago at the royal festival hall. Loud and Jaz stomped about in overalls. Weird
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:36, Reply)
my brother loves them
mind you, he does like some shit, that boy
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:48, Reply)

They ... are ... committed and interesting
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:54, Reply)
I'll be doing it later, until I stop.
Same tomorrow. Groundhogday.jpg
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:08, Reply)
good one, turd

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:36, Reply)
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:14, Reply)
Partyin', partyin', yeah
Partyin', partyin', yeah
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:19, Reply)
the greatest lyricist since Leonard Bernstein

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:19, Reply)
thanks x

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:22, Reply)
always happy to help a jew

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:27, Reply)
Well it is down syndrome awareness month

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:23, Reply)
i'm scheduled for a 4pm shoeing

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:10, Reply)
excellent

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:35, Reply)
yesterday's company will call me on Monday to book the second interview
get in
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:12, Reply)
$k1llz

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:48, Reply)

Don't forget to shit on the desk.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 15:11, Reply)
I shat in the drawer
It's a filing job
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 15:20, Reply)
Get in indeed.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:50, Reply)
Fuckinell
Just had monumental meal...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:15, Reply)
mount rushmore curry?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:25, Reply)
Gobbling Nelsons column

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:27, Reply)
did you finish off with an Embankmint?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:28, Reply)
We are in Espagna
And there was much paella and wines and now I need siesta
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:35, Reply)
I've got a Razzle if that will do?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:37, Reply)
call me
call me
baby baby call me now
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:37, Reply)
When I got back home this arvo,
I would have murdered for a slap-up Chinese takeaway. Then I found out the only Chinese near my place had shut down.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:55, Reply)
Fuck what?
*fucks everything in sight, just to be sure*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:29, Reply)
best to be thorough, good work

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:35, Reply)
That cushion will need washing now

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:43, Reply)
I'll be sure to hose everything down.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:50, Reply)
*hands tissue*

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 14:55, Reply)
*tissues hands*

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 15:05, Reply)
Man size?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 15:26, Reply)
That's a very personal question.
What's your man size?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 16:10, Reply)
Caucasian

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 17:20, Reply)
^frank booth

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 16:50, Reply)
lunch thread for slash talk posters lol

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:46, Reply)
first yanks, now food
get this stupid bent qftw shit off this forum
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:48, Reply)
Finally somebody talking sense

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:51, Reply)
Sausage Casserole

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:53, Reply)
gs?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:54, Reply)
^^^

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:01, Reply)
I met Jesus!
Very exciting, incredibly nice kind guy, gave lots of attention to his fans.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:11, Reply)
Cool, did he perform any miracles?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:12, Reply)
That was me m8

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:19, Reply)
I knew it
I was too shy to say it though
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:39, Reply)
alright, "the Big Lebowski"

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:20, Reply)
No miracles beyond
still hitting the G above high C (G5) in Gethsemane at the age of 75.

I've now got a pic of me and Jesus to stick on my wall. No Hell for me! I can murder whoever I want!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:30, Reply)
the real Jesus would be turning in his grave if he saw this commercialisation of his legacy

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:30, Reply)
I just repaired some 20 year old amp cables
just to remember that I really suck at guitar
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:32, Reply)
You should have thrown him a marble

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:35, Reply)
Did he invite you backstage to 'be with him'?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:48, Reply)
Jesus makes a mean cocktail in BCN

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:55, Reply)
if jesus is the incarnation of god and god is omnipresent then we must all have met him

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:55, Reply)
I haven't :(

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:00, Reply)
no, he's been trying to avoid you

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:01, Reply)
Shut up no u never

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:08, Reply)

i.imgur.com/QOFgjH9.jpg
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:34, Reply)
Does he put his autograph pencil in the hole in his hand for safekeeping?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:23, Reply)
he can never get a room at a hotel
because he can never work the bell at the service desk
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:42, Reply)
Useless with small change as well

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:46, Reply)
Hey Jesus, want a tic-tac?
*sniggers*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:48, Reply)
Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:54, Reply)
Follow-up question re: Trump
Some interesting answers to yesterday's question, what I'd like you to ponder today is how those opinions were formed.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:29, Reply)
I get all my opinions from /links

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:32, Reply)
preach it!

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:34, Reply)
You need to bear in mind
that no-one gives a shit about the state of your country and we just want your world to burn.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:34, Reply)
By watching the colossal orange turd's behavior
Blatant racism, sexism, mocking the disabled, handing billions to his rich friends, not to mention the constant stream of lies that pour out of his puckered, cat's arse looking mouth
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:43, Reply)
^^^^

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:57, Reply)

This. I've heard him contradict his own lies.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:21, Reply)
He's denied saying things
Then shown video of him saying those same things AND HE STILL DENIES IT!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:02, Reply)
It's almost like he's a fucking stupid fucking cunt or something

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:12, Reply)
I don't 5hink he's stupid
He's just bonkers.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:02, Reply)


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(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:43, Reply)
Is the pool closed ?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:34, Reply)
Clearly we're all being controlled by the fake news peddling liberal media. Being chopped up into little bits is too good for them.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:46, Reply)
How about you fuck off.
We've got our own problems with management, thanks.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:47, Reply)
lol dunno lol

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:53, Reply)
you've ruined the morning thread, on a Friday of all days
you're a prime example of why the rest of the world hates your country, you obliviously arrogant dumb Yank.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:58, Reply)
lol j/k, have a cheeseburger

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:58, Reply)
Haha, not murican
He is literally not my president.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:07, Reply)
Brexit

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:05, Reply)
brexit means brexit

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:06, Reply)
If I said you had a beautiful brexit would you show me your hard border?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:09, Reply)
you're going to see the hardest border ever

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:14, Reply)
Cor that's given me a RIGHT backstop

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:18, Reply)
Let's talk trade
Baby...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:24, Reply)
2/7
No, wait...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:19, Reply)
HOW IS OPINION FORMED?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:44, Reply)
how trump get president?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:48, Reply)
Christ, that one must've weighed half a stone.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 11:07, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 6:38, Reply)
Good morning 2 u.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 6:42, Reply)
alright sinead

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 6:50, Reply)
nerrrrrrrrrrrrthing compares to tearing up the pope on live telly

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:00, Reply)
to be fair, that pope was the embodiment of evil

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:21, Reply)
Francis is basically the only pope who's come anywhere near being a decent human being anyway.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:30, Reply)
yeah, and suffered a huge backlash from the traditionally catholic countries for it
it's almost like Catholics don't want to be good people.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:39, Reply)
I read that they always knew Ratzinger's health was going to fail
and he was either going to cark it or get invalided out, so he was supposed to be a stopgap pope to make the conservatives happy for a few years until they could bring in someone who actually had the occasional idea dating from more recently than 1880.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:42, Reply)
is Ratzinger still knocking about?
thought he'd have snuffed it by now... or been snuffed.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:58, Reply)
He is indeed, 91 years young.
If he hadn't had constant access to the best healthcare the bottomless coffers of the RC Church can buy, I'm sure he would have snuffed it ages ago.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:04, Reply)
So much for his 'religion' eh, relying on Big Medicine rather than say his health and life are in god's hands

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:44, Reply)
See also mother Theresa

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:01, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:06, Reply)
more ning, I always say*
*I have never said this
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:22, Reply)
watch it mate, one more shit post and I will lodge a complaint with manolith

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:52, Reply)

you
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:31, Reply)
hey hun
i think i put too much garlic in my pasta sauce last night because my farts smell like garlic
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:54, Reply)
any garlic is too much garlic

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:58, Reply)
^ foodwrong

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:00, Reply)
no I think you're wrong on this one

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:03, Reply)
First foodwrong subthread of the week!
Garlic is ace.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:04, Reply)
you lot have all been duped by a shit onion

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:16, Reply)
Can confirm, his supposed "kung fu" is worthless in a real fight

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:36, Reply)
remember: to share is to be fair

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:59, Reply)
tak

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:00, Reply)
why are thanking me, silly Dane?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:16, Reply)
exactly THAT is the point!
wtf went wrong there anyway? do the Danes think they're any better than the Poles? vgood that you noticed.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:21, Reply)
My clothes all smell of curry
Haha, John Major's cock, 'member?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:13, Reply)
I member
*Mad Max 3 kid*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:17, Reply)
haha 'member' can mean a man's willy!

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:21, Reply)
one for you and your brother, you smelly, crusty old hippies:
newcrossinn.com/tickets/events/91
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:12, Reply)
I fucking love Culture Shock

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:31, Reply)
that link smells of wee and cider and BO and dogs on string

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:35, Reply)
Gufflols!

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:16, Reply)
^purple prickles all over his back

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:26, Reply)
Sonic & Gufflols?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:44, Reply)
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:58, Reply)

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(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:11, Reply)
M'ning

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:02, Reply)
wake up in your own home/bed/pants this time?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:12, Reply)
Yep
Won't tomorrow though, off to my mate's for a gin and shoeathon
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:29, Reply)
I've got a snus in one side of mouth and a nicotine gum in the other.
I just accidentally chewed the wrong one :(
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:02, Reply)
what the fuck is wrong with you?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:12, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:11, Reply)
finally, someone normal

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:12, Reply)
I'm curious
Are the anti-trump sentiments expressed within b3ta real, or just for shits and giggles?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 21:51, Reply)
why don't you just fucking kill yourself

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 21:52, Reply)
Hey turd, I voted for him, these $oro$-funded libcuck's need to be pwned

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 21:55, Reply)
Get bent.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 21:57, Reply)

https://www.b3ta.com/talk/8194869
Um, no?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:12, Reply)
The greatest leader of our generation. MAGA
#2020
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:02, Reply)
haha yeah

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:10, Reply)
Two tweets in one article!
Rob's flying high today.
www.indy100.com/article/gay-straight-sexual-identity-hands-fingers-science-research-essex-university-8590081
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:19, Reply)
Opens up a whole new world of dog-fingering.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:21, Reply)
You're supposed to put a * at the start and the end m8

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:24, Reply)
*zing!*

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:51, Reply)
I just saw he put a shit joke on QOTW and then put the same shit joke at the top of the last shit newsletter.
Why is everything he does so shit?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:53, Reply)
He couldn't even be arsed to ban me for posting a pic of Steve McDonald on qotw.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:11, Reply)
I would happily give him the bacon slicer treatment
Strap him to a bacon slicer and slice him thinly, from the feet up, so he can watch
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:23, Reply)
This really is a great one

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:23, Reply)
about time you had a slapstick comedy presidency

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:31, Reply)
Slapstick should be funny and not have nuclear codes

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:35, Reply)
he can't read the codes

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:39, Reply)
It's quite funny.
I'm waiting for him to pull off his wig and makeup to reveal that it was Sacha Baron Cohen all along and he was just making another film to show how gullible and stupid americans are.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:35, Reply)
every single country is laughing at the US for electing a dipshit

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:37, Reply)
Pretty sure we were all laughing at the US long before that.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:00, Reply)
yeah but it's unanimous now

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:03, Reply)
donald trump is a paedophile

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:46, Reply)
Bet ya a signed dollar it's true

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:53, Reply)
orange skin
empty skull

morons voted

countries get the governments they deserve
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:09, Reply)
yeah but americans are cool with that
I think the law there says you're allowed to be a paedophile if you're famous enough.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:13, Reply)
No, his daughter is legally an adult now

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:51, Reply)
Show us on the doll...

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:07, Reply)
Covfefe.
lol
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:58, Reply)
No we think he's great really, in the same way that I'm sure americans don't really believe women and minorities are inferior sub-species and are just pretending to treat them like that for comic effect

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:08, Reply)
scum. subhuman scum.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:10, Reply)
I can't tell if you're serious or not

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 4:17, Reply)
It was a srs question
...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:46, Reply)

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