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I'm about to ask Italy if I can be Italian!
got the paperwork scanned, made the payment, just gonna upload it all and press the "applica ora" button.

What do you want to be?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:16, Reply)
A tree.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:17, Reply)
Just leaf it out will you?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:18, Reply)
Alright, "The Prudential"

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:27, Reply)
"We wanna be togeva"

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:29, Reply)
alright Mark Williams

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:29, Reply)
Adverts, eh?!
Where's Jasper Carrot when you need him?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:49, Reply)
Fuck being Italian at the moment
It's being run by dickheads
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:32, Reply)
There are many aspects of Italy that make it unique
being run by dickheads is not one of them.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:38, Reply)
How do you qualify for that then?
Do you not have to live in Italy?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:36, Reply)
Marriage innit!
other half's got Italian citizenship so now we've got it recognised over there I just need to prove my identity/clean record etc. and I can be Italian too.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:39, Reply)
Fancy that.
So this means you'll be able to avoid the €7 charge every time you go abroad once Brexit kicks in?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:43, Reply)
Yup
although buying and maintaining an Italian passport will cost a LOT more than that.

Mind you, I'll be able to swan into whichever queue is quickest at the airport...
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:46, Reply)
I'm in the process of sending off for my Irish one.
The only thing they might question is my witness's credentials, as you have to get it signed by a doctor/lawyer/head teacher/someone in authority like that. My friend's a teacher so she signed it, and I hope that'll be enough.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:47, Reply)
Naah, I've signed stuff like that
If they can phone and verify that the person works there they'll be okay.

Italy and Ireland are under a bit of pressure to stop being so free and easy with the old citizenship though...
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:51, Reply)
Yeah, I've heard that Irish Embassies across Europe are being swamped with applications,
some of which are from people with only very tenuous ties to the motherland. Both my parents are Irish nationals born on Irish soil, though, so I've got about as solid a claim as you can get.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:58, Reply)
wouldn't you being an irish national born on irish soil be a more solid claim?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:36, Reply)
OK, I'll grant you that.
If that had been the case, though, I'd already have one.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:45, Reply)
The 7 quid visa lasts 3 years

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:01, Reply)
So how does it work then?
Do you just buy one 'forrin' visa that lasts 3 years, for an unlimited number of trips? Because that would surprise me. Or is it one visa per visit to each country, with the possibility of making that visit any time over the next 3 years?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:00, Reply)
you get a stiff blue passport that commands the respect and awe of customs officials and fellow travellers alike

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:07, Reply)
One visa, as many trips as you like for 3 years

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:09, Reply)
We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:35, Reply)
wanna get loaded?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:57, Reply)
And we wanna have a good time.
And that’s what we’re gonna do.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:05, Reply)
Disgusting

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:19, Reply)
Is this something about vibrators?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:59, Reply)
yes

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:05, Reply)
at home

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:40, Reply)
Lay your hat.
Problem solved.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:15, Reply)
morning

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 8:20, Reply)
...ing

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 8:44, Reply)
ok let's get this over with

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 8:57, Reply)
Happy International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 9:06, Reply)
I'm in favour of violence against sex workers, sozzo xx

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 9:10, Reply)
My pimp-slapping hand will be restless.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 9:10, Reply)
Better get my bitches a card I suppose

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 9:27, Reply)
meh

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:01, Reply)
I don't understand this pokemon battle thing , seems pointless

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:03, Reply)
Are you one of those kids who collects the cards for the artwork alone, and never bothers to learn how the game works,
or is this about Pokemon Go?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:14, Reply)
Pokemon go, I'm not spending money on cards

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:16, Reply)
Shame.
I can't interest you in an out of format, full art, Blastoise EX, then?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:22, Reply)
Yesterday, liek,
I saw a documentary on Magic: the Gathering players that didn't even portray them as 20-stone autisms with weaponised BO and waifu pillows.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:27, Reply)
I'm fairly new to MTG, but the stereotype of large, hairy, slightly odd men is perfectly accurate.
Pokemon for kids and women, YuGiOh for teens, MTG for the old guard.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:46, Reply)
I don't know what any of this is
sorry
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:14, Reply)
Trading card games.
Magic is the only one you can't learn about through watching cartoons.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:19, Reply)
Never played that as a kid
Top Trumps, deffo, but not trading cards.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:52, Reply)
I love Top Trumps.
lol, "trump" - like a fart!
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:56, Reply)
Tragic: The Saddening.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:00, Reply)
The only really sad part of it for me
was seeing people cough up 35 grand for a single card. Like the documentary said, that's a downpayment on a house.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:12, Reply)
Yeah, I see people regularly blowing several hundred on card purchases, which I really wouldn't be able to justify.
The shop tell me they do good business selling the retail boxes of booster packs, which means people are happy to blow £80 on the off chance that they might get something good, which strikes me as mad.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:16, Reply)
That's just your bog-standard fruit machine mentality.
Keep plugging your money into it in the hope that you get some of it back.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:18, Reply)
Quite.
I don't quite see the appeal, but I've watched my kids buy a pack, be utterly crushed by how shit it is, then immediately go back for more. Good thing I can exercise some control over their finances.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:21, Reply)
late reply:
it's a way to get Sinnoh Stones, that's why I'm interested
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:39, Reply)
morning
Warsaw airport offers hotdogs with cabbage as a breakfast option. Nie polecam.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 5:47, Reply)
ok

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 7:04, Reply)
Welcome to cabbageland

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 7:46, Reply)
Kurwa!

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 7:53, Reply)
That can't be the worst airport breakfast out there.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 8:29, Reply)
Morn...

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 8:44, Reply)
I'd eat that for breakfast.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 9:20, Reply)
Trapped in an skyborne tincan with recirulating air
full of people who've been at the sausage and cabbage. Surely some people must die of fart poisoning every year?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 9:25, Reply)
Evening
Off to Frankfurt tomorrow
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:11, Reply)
The kids are alt-right.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:14, Reply)
Ok, bye

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:21, Reply)
i'm off to skegness

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:30, Reply)

k m
n m
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 22:04, Reply)
Haha, like the red dwarf says!

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:15, Reply)
I'm back from Oz

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:35, Reply)

how's Aunt Em?
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:40, Reply)
you have relatives there?

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:09, Reply)
nope, back in Kansas

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:25, Reply)
Ffs plane-o

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:08, Reply)
I'm still jet lagged!

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 19:05, Reply)
nobody ever visits Frankfurt/Oder

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:14, Reply)
why would they?
it's just a border town
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:43, Reply)
And our brave boys in the raf bombed the fucker flat , go team ww2

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:47, Reply)
International finance?

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:08, Reply)
wrong frankfurt, fuckface

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 19:24, Reply)
The world isn't big enough for two Frankfurts.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:40, Reply)
TP

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 19:26, Reply)
Icy been win frsnkfutter
Thanks predictive text
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:01, Reply)
Your keyboard app was written by the Swedish Chef, admit it.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:10, Reply)

the Swedish Chef monster munch
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:21, Reply)
shameless bullying of dyslexic beetuns here

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:45, Reply)

here are we led it off the road
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 21:43, Reply)
I've had loads of wees in Frankfurt but never a poo, funny eh

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:19, Reply)
Charlene's firstzzzzz

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:26, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 7:52, Reply)
What heaux.
English carol service in town shortly #nostalgia.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 8:23, Reply)
Ralph Breaks the Internet followed by beef stew here

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 9:22, Reply)
Best of all the nicknames for Patrick Stewart.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 11:44, Reply)
Ralph wrecks picard? Worst porn ever

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 11:47, Reply)
[X] sleeps until Xmas!

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 9:00, Reply)
Panowie

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 9:22, Reply)
First he gonna stretch, then he gonna yawn
Then he noddin off, snore hear him snore
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 10:56, Reply)
Yo Yo Yo

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 13:53, Reply)
Dawn Penn's favourite childhood toy

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 15:13, Reply)

n' i
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:35, Reply)
hiya

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 20:02, Reply)
Jeremy Thorpe was a cunt wasn't he?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 21:36, Reply)
He did do a good park, though

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 23:24, Reply)
Jeremy Park?

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 11:31, Reply)
"see anything you like?"

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 3:18, Reply)
Christmas icons are here!
It's going to rain a bit, quite heavily according to the beeb. We'll find out then if the roofers did a good job of fixing it up there.

Now that they've gone I can report back that the problem was that they'd not put lead flashing up on the roof.

I'd like to take you back to this from 2016 when South London Lofts left the job:

www.b3ta.com/talk/8021604
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 11:24, Reply)
Your builders sound like they've turned not being arsed into an art form.
Yay for teh Christmas icons.

I've stocked up on gas again now. McBeef would be proud.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 11:38, Reply)
I mean, they've paid for leadwork TWICE
stupid fucking pillocks. Actually bought it and never installed it. They even did a repair back in June 2017 and didn't notice. I despair of people sometimes...
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 11:54, Reply)
maybe they're pikeys and never learnt that lead should actually stay on the roof

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:02, Reply)
No pikey would leave the lead behind when the cleared out after the job
they're just thick as pig shit, lazy and greedy cunts.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 14:29, Reply)
hoe hoe hoe, a gardener's life

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 11:40, Reply)
Cool, I'll be honest, I'm just posting to see what icon I've got

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 11:55, Reply)
Looks like Donald Trump with two daggers in his head

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 14:30, Reply)
yes but enough about my genitals

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 18:10, Reply)
alright doodz

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 12:26, Reply)
either a festive buttplug or a mammal with face cancer

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 12:45, Reply)
tumerous tasmanian devil it is
ho ho ho
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:02, Reply)
You tried to think of the most harmless thing, something you loved from your childhood

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:14, Reply)
I don't have many childhood christmas memories tbh
the trauma of my parents' acrimonious split did a good job of wiping them out.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:43, Reply)
bumholes

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:21, Reply)
Work Christmas do last night.
The 18 year old dev was quite clearly gurning by teatime.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 15:19, Reply)
Oh yeah, I also Had to shit and there was no bog roll.
There was a ripped up tube and hat that suggested I wasn't the only one who faced this predicament. Had to flush, dip my hands in the water and wash my bum.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:00, Reply)
dev?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 17:16, Reply)
+in townsend

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 17:43, Reply)
Developer
Or coder.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 18:06, Reply)
Does he fancy fixing beter dot com whilst pilled up

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 18:45, Reply)
I wouldn't invite him into this splayed shit show

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 19:54, Reply)
Cocko

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:03, Reply)
Yayy Christmas icons

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:10, Reply)
Bloody cinema's full of children's films so there's nowt on worth watching.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:23, Reply)
Sorry To Bother You, The Old Man and the Gu and It's a Wonderful Life are showing here.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:25, Reply)
That's more like it.
The art-house cinemas have a few decent titles on the programme but all the showings are at eleven in the morning.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:41, Reply)
Mubi has a 5 hour jap film on it at the moment.
They're slowly announcing the showings for the Glasgow Film Festival in Feb. They're doing free showings if late-60's classics including Butch Cassidy.

Last year I caught Dog Day Afternoon. Which has since ended up as a favorite.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:51, Reply)
you're welcome. don't expect any other presents this year

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 17:28, Reply)
Which gift was yours?
The new roof or the Foxy Bingo icon?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 21:35, Reply)
Think i've vomited out a kidney

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:27, Reply)
better yam it back down again then before it goes dry and gross

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:42, Reply)
It's alright, chances are you have a backup

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:53, Reply)
even your internal organs hate you

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:57, Reply)
Bit careless of you.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 18:27, Reply)
ebay it

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:17, Reply)
Oh, no Christmas icons. Is manolith dead then?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:18, Reply)
He knows whether you've been bad or good

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 20:26, Reply)
banned or good, surely?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 10:35, Reply)
what have I got what have I got

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:03, Reply)
a christmas ghost
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:04, Reply)
lovely
and christmassy
wooooo
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:04, Reply)
Ah the ghost of Christmas presents

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 10:35, Reply)
Happy Friday before Friday before xmas y'all
☃️🎄🎅 ☃️🎄🎅 ☃️🎄🎅 ☃️🎄🎅
pee bend glans? I might drink til my winky falls off
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:13, Reply)
omg omg it's sooo exciting!!!

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:25, Reply)
squeeeeeeeee!!!11

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:46, Reply)


⁣    🌟
    🎄
   🎄🎄
  🎄⁣🎄🎄
 🎄🎄🎄🎄
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
  🎁🎁🎁

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:35, Reply)

🎅 🎅 🎅
🎁 🎁 🎁
🎅 🎅 🎅
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:51, Reply)

💩🙈🙉🙊🎅🎅❤❤❤💋💋
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:57, Reply)
Yes

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:02, Reply)
No idea, to be honest.
I think it will involve working out and going to the cinema. And maybe drinking until my winky falls off.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:27, Reply)
It's so cold I can't find my winkie
so I can't even have a drink :-(
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 15:13, Reply)
Perhaps, if you have one,
your winky will grow.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 15:20, Reply)
Friday's child is full of fleb.
Morning.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:04, Reply)
Morning
I have a house with 3 roofers in it.

The doors are all wide open and the velux window on the top floor has been taken out IT IS FUCKING FREEZING.

They are currently taping floor protector all over the place so they don't do too much damage.

So far they've turned up on time, parked their van in front of the right house, talked sense and gotten to work.

Let's see how the rest of the day goes...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:14, Reply)
Yer, given the choice, it's not the ideal time of year to have roofing work done.
Have you been assiduous in plying them with cups of tea?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:23, Reply)
I offered them coffee, they wanted to crack on with the job
I shall offer again later, and go and buy some biscuits. It's cold but at least it's dry and not too breezy so small mercies.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:25, Reply)
It was less icy out this morning, so small mercies on this end as well.
I also got to take the bus into work this morning with my colleague, so that made the commute less monotonous.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:31, Reply)
My partner used to give a lift to a colleague
he fucking hated it. Having to actually talk to someone first thing in the day. AND it was a 75 minute journey....
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:55, Reply)
Hahaha
I fully sympathise; I think I would have flipped my lid in that situation as well, unless it were a colleague with whom I really got on like a house on fire.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:59, Reply)

to on with the job
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:26, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:17, Reply)
Prez B. Rez.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:23, Reply)
working class heroes have some steezy gear in their sale, jus sayin

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:43, Reply)
I'm not sk8 enough for the likes of them.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:00, Reply)
Currently doing one of those "we beat any quote" insurance things
that seems to involve a hour of comparing flebs and printing screenshots - is it work it for £10?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:57, Reply)
If you're spending an entire hour on it, probably not.
Remember to use incognito browser tabs so you don't sway the search results.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:01, Reply)
Well, I had my bike nicked in 2016 - £8400 payout
so my quotes are generally a bit on the horrible side, but worth shopping around. All bought now.

FUCK ME THIS HOUSE IS COLD!!!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:26, Reply)
So we're actually talking about a difference of substantially more than a tenner
in which case it is worth it.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:35, Reply)
Oh yes, the shopping around is worth it
but the "we'll beat any quote" is bullshit - took me ages to take screenshots of all the pages of options and then The Bike Insurer said they could not get a better price than go compare so THAT was a waste of time. But shopping around, definitely.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:41, Reply)
price comparison sites don't review the whole market

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:57, Reply)
Alright, 'martin lewis'

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:08, Reply)
Strikey daniels

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:31, Reply)
we already had our christmas icons by this time last year

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:00, Reply)
The mods are the absolute worst.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:04, Reply)
I'm seriously thinking about cancelling my direct debit

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:32, Reply)
I've dropped mine to the minimum in protest

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:55, Reply)
I'm only going to send them one box of my turds this year

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:42, Reply)
What's the matter, Father Skullmas?
Not festive enough?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:06, Reply)
alright, "Father Patrick"

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:12, Reply)
Fecking women's knickers!

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:13, Reply)
Turtle power

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:09, Reply)
Morning.
You need some cough syrup to shift that fleb.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:12, Reply)
Hook a brotha up with some sizzurp, yo.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:14, Reply)
Alright, Drexl Spivey

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:24, Reply)
He totes looks like a Tesco Value Jack Sparrow.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:30, Reply)
Ugh™

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:20, Reply)
What time d'you call this, eh?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:35, Reply)
Sorry boss
I'll make the time up, honest
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:38, Reply)
Sad richard checking in
Amazing gig last night but my brother is a fucking mess. He drank nothing but zero alcohol beers and then left halfway through because he was feeling ill and freaking out
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:36, Reply)
Damn.
Has this ever happened to him before? It sounds like it might be a conditioned response to an environment traditionally associated with alcohol, but (damnit, Jim) I'm not a doctor.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:47, Reply)
He still goes to the pub most days for a couple of Becks Blues so I don't think it's that

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:09, Reply)
:(
was this the pretty things gig?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:49, Reply)
No, this was Ariana Grande
Rich's fave
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:04, Reply)
she would FUCKING GET IT

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:08, Reply)
Yeah it was brilliant apart from that
Great warmup DJ playing freakbeat 45s
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:07, Reply)
a friend got me this for my birthday:
www.amazon.co.uk/Kaleidoscope-Sounds-Psychedelic-Freakbeat-Masterpieces/dp/B07G4X91CX/

I'm pretty sure I've got most of the tracks on compilations, and it is only the A sides, but the packaging is lovely reproductions of the original sleeves
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:25, Reply)
Good track list

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 15:29, Reply)
He's better now
But was still a mess on Friday so after work I went and fed our stroke ridden friend in hospital because he couldn't face the bus ride. 14 hour days aint my bag man!!"
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 14:55, Reply)
I've just had to break into my own house AMA!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 19:45, Reply)
Notice how no-one has bothered to call the police?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 20:09, Reply)
It's a bit suspicious, to be honest.
I was even wearing a black bomber jacket and a beanie at the time, the modern equivalent of a striped top and a bag marked 'SWAG'.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 20:51, Reply)
Just so long as you didn't look like one of those muslamics that you get these days

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:32, Reply)
When my brother grew his beard out and shaved his head, he used to get stopped by police all the time.
All. The. Time.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:39, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Nick Oliveri

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:49, Reply)
I just looked up Nicholas Barker for an alt:
Christ he's expanded over the years
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:51, Reply)
Yeah, well, I had to look up both of them to find out who they even were.
So there.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:07, Reply)
Bet you're into all the hippetty hop instead

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:17, Reply)
Fuck no.
That shite's not even music.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:29, Reply)


(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 0:07, Reply)
right in the feels, innit?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 6:34, Reply)
How over-the-top are the booby traps you're going to set in order to stop anyone else breaking in the same way you just did?
On a scale from Home Alone to Indiana Jones where 0 = Home Alone and 10 = Indiana Jones.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:00, Reply)
lol booby

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 0:08, Reply)
If you think seabirds are that funny, you should get a load of tits.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 0:29, Reply)
Off to watch a kid's christmas play
What were you in your school's Christmas play? Joseph? Wise man? an ass?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:13, Reply)
Oh, *ell oh ell*
My brother was a shepherd in his school play and forgot that the cuddly toy he was carrying was supposed to represent a live lamb, so he started swinging it about by the ear while on stage.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:17, Reply)
*noel oh hell*
shirley? lol - shirley instead of surely like in that funny fillum
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:57, Reply)
I was a shepheard one year - wore that tea towel on my head like a proper arab
was promoted to Joseph when I got older.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:20, Reply)
Yeah, i've heard of shep, there's a pack of them in that field

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 17:09, Reply)
Biff Loman

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:27, Reply)
Lol, son of willy

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:30, Reply)
Hitler.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:57, Reply)
gas mary and joseph at the inn thus stopping the king of jews being born
the end
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 15:01, Reply)
another tedious lie

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 17:10, Reply)
^ another tedious poster

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 17:11, Reply)
The best school play I was in was the one where I was put in charge of the lighting.
Instead of being thrust out of my comfort zone, I was left alone to twiddle some knobs.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 15:39, Reply)
*fnarring at the back*

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 15:43, Reply)
I was in charge of lighting for my drama exam. I massively fucked it up missing a bunch of cues.
Still managed to get an A
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:15, Reply)
and the Scottish education system is the best in the UK, really maketh u think eh

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:43, Reply)
so you weren't in the play

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 17:10, Reply)
It was a real win/win situation for all involved.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 19:25, Reply)
we didn't have christmas plays at my madrasa

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:19, Reply)
typical loony left pc brigade libtardia gone mad brexit etc. etc.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:30, Reply)
Shame.
Happy Chanukah, anyway.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:31, Reply)

morbotron.com/video/S06E01/-E8h2gfLZ-ef71AH1vNu_DehFkE=.gif
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:28, Reply)
they're called Chennaia now

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:46, Reply)
i was a shepherd, like everyone else seemingly
i also played the role of 'farmer' in a hans christian anderson play
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 17:57, Reply)
hi

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:18, Reply)
hey m8te

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:23, Reply)
I was Ben Shapiro and I pwned teh Christians le epic style with cold hard FACTS!!!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 19:50, Reply)
You can always rely on Christian Voice to make sense of things
Mrs May faces a vote of no confidence this afternoon. Well, I was at a meeting of Prayer for Parliament last night. Sir Jeffrey Donaldson confirmed what I have realized. Everything that has turned out over Brexit has been of the Lord. This new development will be out of the same divine drawer.

But let’s be realistic in our prayer. A No-Deal Brexit – and the clock is ticking – will not come without hardship. Isaiah’s and Ezekiel’s judgments speak about what happened economically to these islands when Tyre fell and world trade was disrupted. But there is also opportunity.

I look into all of this in what I hope is an uplifting article. If you read nothing else today, read this! (The article is open to everyone at the moment.)

Isa 23:1 The burden of Tyre. Howl, ye ships of Tarshish; for it is laid waste, so that there is no house, no entering in: from the land of Chittim it is revealed to them. (KJV)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:23, Reply)
Chittim up some m8, go on.
Delenda est Carthago, Rodders.

Edit: the head of Christian Voice looks like a gnopped mutant hamster.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:26, Reply)
He's not a very nice man

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 11:13, Reply)
I'm not actually very surprised to hear that.
They must be close to being prohibited as a hate group by now.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 11:33, Reply)
I've sat through one of his "sermons"
the pudrid, offensive, deranged and dangerous bile he spouts is beyond anything I can relate to. He's living proof there is no god - how could a prefect being make THAT.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 12:52, Reply)
"Christian" churches have an odd ratio between seriousness and preaching the actual Christian message.
I used to sing mass at Pusey House in Oxford of a Sunday morning, which is about as Anglo-Catholic an establishment as you can get, and the sermons were always very philosophical and calm. Then a girl dragged me along to her Low church one day; it was full of tambourines and acoustic guitars and men with long hair, the happiest-clappiest church in which I've ever set foot, and the preacher ranted and raged that we were all going to Hell until he was beetroot-red and sweating.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 12:57, Reply)
I went to Sunday School and collected Jesus stamps.
I soon got bored and discovered underage drinking.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:23, Reply)
I reckon Christian theologians have already dealt with the old "problem of evil".

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:52, Reply)
What were you praying for?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:49, Reply)
I was on my knees worshipping at the alter of cock
preying for more cock.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 11:13, Reply)

the article my bumhole
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:52, Reply)
John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:53, Reply)

John Austin
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 11:04, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 12:31, Reply)
Morning

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 8:17, Reply)
'ning

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 8:19, Reply)
Wiggly Piggly

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 8:33, Reply)
Poptarts!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 8:37, Reply)
I can see the finish line from here

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 8:53, Reply)


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(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 9:13, Reply)
Yo

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 9:50, Reply)
When will this bullying of dozer end?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:02, Reply)
subject to one or more of the following conditions:
he is permanently banned from posting on b3ta
he takes his own life
b3ta is finally shut down
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:06, Reply)
I'm sure we used to be able to post bullet points on here

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:07, Reply)

🔫Is
🔫This
🔫Close
🔫Enough?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:16, Reply)
no, I'm leaving 4eva

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:39, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 8:13, Reply)

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