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u ok hun? xx
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:25, archived)
let's stay in tonight and goss over some rosé

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:27, archived)
will you do my nails for me?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:29, archived)
I'll think about it

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:31, archived)
alright 'jesus'

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
bless you

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:00, archived)
if I've got man flu
am I supposed to grumble that I'm alright and refuse all medication, or curl up in a ball and embrace my imminent demise?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
Kill your family and then yourself

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
alright 'Hitler-kitten'

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
Make a nest of blankets
And snuggle down with some hot bullshot
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:40, archived)
there is no medication for flu
the best you can do is keep warm, drink plenty of fluids and try not to die
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
+ watch crap TV

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
Not bad, all things considered.
No sport or sex for a week, on doctor's orders, and I could have got a bit more sleep last night, but overall I can't complain. How you doin'?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
Yeah, "doctor's orders" are the reason I don't have sex, too.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
Court orders, more like

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)
Lol.
I am a medical doctor and I am ordering you to stay away from this person.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:55, archived)
How did your "meet a stranger" date go..?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)

No sport or sex for a week, on doctor's orders, and I could have got a bit more sleep last night, but overall I can't complain
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:54, archived)
It wasn't a date, it was just two people eating sushi together so they didn't have to go to the restaurant alone like a sad sack.
In that respect it was remarkably successful. Nice enough girl but there was no attraction there.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:56, archived)
alright 'not-Paula Abdul'

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:07, archived)
Nice

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
First Mates

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
first mates
on a ship
taking a dip
in each other
oh bother
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:12, archived)
No m8
I need a hug, a mug, and a tug
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:38, archived)
hag, gag and a fag, more like

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:08, archived)
It's becoming increasingly hard to collect watches :'(

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
doesn't this push up the value of your existing collection?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:43, archived)
Yeah but there's no fun in that

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
Sell the lot, buy one watch that you really want.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
There's really no grail watch I want

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:50, archived)
I am debating buying some kind of Garmin type thingy

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:58, archived)
Sorry to hear that m8, stay strong

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:59, archived)
all about the thrill of the chase eh?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:59, archived)
Yeah, but now everyone is snapping everything up as investments , but the prices are too high so they aren't , fucking idiots

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
Crap up the wall

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
Fine
Got coffee and chocolate
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
Shit in your hands and clap.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)

www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crap-your-hands.jpg
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
I'm a bit perturbed over President Trump, and Brexit...
Aside from that Im ok, thanks.

Hope you and your yoghurt knit slacks are resting peacefully.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:52, archived)
don't worry both the US and Britain will soon be great again

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:58, archived)
In another 4 years... I cant be up a height for that long.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:11, archived)

h +m
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:16, archived)
m

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:08, archived)
\m/

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
you can say that again

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:15, archived)
If I flop it out
don't scream
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:18, archived)
I can't promise that I won't

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:22, archived)
In this context
Is it scream to go faster or slower?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:24, archived)
and it seemed to me, that his cock flopped out
like a noodle in the wind
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:36, archived)