omg only 32 sleeps until chrimblepops!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:27, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)

Figgy pudding for all

( mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)

I hope so

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)

my mum makes sticky toffee puddings for us
it's well nyommy foood
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:33, archived)

I'm excited

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:31, archived)

it it an exciting time of year, but let's not forget the true meaning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:33, archived)

one of those its should be an is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:34, archived)

Morning
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 7:46, archived)

Ohaio

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 7:52, archived)

Alright Hotfuck.
You like cricket?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 7:59, archived)

Guten morgen, Herr Piggington!

(Tha D O Z, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 7:58, archived)

I really and honestly believe that you should be banned again.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 7:59, archived)

Would it make your Christmas more special?

( mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:04, archived)

I don't think so.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:15, archived)

Careless talk costs lives, friend.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:04, archived)

When are we getting a decent budget?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:15, archived)

When Chuka Umunna is PM

(Tha D O Z, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)

Someone should tell him he's got too much of a weird shaped head to be bald.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:01, archived)

He's the one who holds the electorate in open contempt, isn't he?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:15, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:15, archived)

Yea

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:21, archived)

Morning WP.
How goes it?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:21, archived)

Ok

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:22, archived)

Morning

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:22, archived)

Morn

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:23, archived)

hola

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:24, archived)

Aloha

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:28, archived)

Oh right, you always have to go one better

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:43, archived)

hi

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:47, archived)

How's it?
Found this? I found this property on the Rightmove and wanted you to see it: www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/68975612
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:52, archived)

Rear garden laid to barren wasteland

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:55, archived)

too rich for my blood
thanks for thinking of me though. We're looking in the 75-100k bracket, really
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)

I found this property on the Rightmove and wanted you to see it: www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/51167856
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:58, archived)

Crikey. I didn't look closely, but with that wallpaper and white faux leather furniture i.might buy it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:59, archived)

It looks like a semi-detached caravan

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:01, archived)

I think it is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:02, archived)

It's not saying "family home", is it

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:03, archived)

What I'm saying is that I'm moving there and living alone

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)

Classy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:11, archived)

I found this property on the Rightmove and wanted you to see it: www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/50509281
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:55, archived)

I was looking at Paulsgrove last night, actually
I just wanted to see what we could get in our budget. Turns out we could get half a street.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:57, archived)

Good old Paulsgrove

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:59, archived)

Mrs Hats teaches in a school there
So moving there would save us a fortune in petrol money.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:00, archived)

hey there windy pig swinging down the street so fancy-free

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:49, archived)

I wear briefs

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:54, archived)

pervert

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:58, archived)

Classic morning thread.
Remember when these were a regular occurrence, eh?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:14, archived)

morning

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)

Just for this, I might delete it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)

no one would hold it against you

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)

but I might
*wink* *wink*
( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)

So what about that budget, eh??
What about it?

Exactly.

alt. Good evening.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:00, archived)

At least we don't have to worry about the deficit of housing crisis, anymore.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:16, archived)

"Freezing alcohol duty apart from an increase in duty on high-strength white ciders"
Tax the chavs!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:31, archived)

or make the chavs more implied to thieve for their cider, and generally be little buggers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:55, archived)

Not that they need the encouragement to begin with.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:00, archived)

I'm almost willing to defend that move.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:09, archived)

The only real solution is prohibition, drive it all underground, make everyone a criminal

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 20:31, archived)

Taxation can be an effective way of moderating consumption,
although I'd prefer to see the £/unit model, like Scotland is doing.
Probably needs be combined with an aggressive public health campaign, though, like what we done with baccy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 21:14, archived)

I like a budget calculator,
Turns out I'll be 8 quid a month better off. Which is 2 pints at my local.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:24, archived)

same here! £8.42

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:31, archived)

So we both get the same income tax reduction and nothing else changes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:51, archived)

Me, too.
Better off, so long as I overlook inflation, and the fact that my salary has been frozen since I don't know when.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 19:40, archived)

I've got your 'raise' right here m8

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 20:42, archived)

Performance related, no doubt.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 21:00, archived)

Bit disappointed that the lifetime allowance didn't get abolished, and tax relief changed to a flat 30%, but hey ho.

(Tha D O Z, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:34, archived)

You should be banned

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:51, archived)

This place would die on it is arse if I left.

(Tha D O Z, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7292078
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 22:28, archived)

49p on a packt of fags
/smokerslols
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 19:17, archived)

At least you've cut back on the e

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 20:32, archived)

Lol

( mongychops, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 20:28, archived)

Today is a good day to delete.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 20:33, archived)

You maniacs! You deleted it! Ah, god damn you all to hell!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:31, archived)

No more maniacal than the people defending water companies for using dowsing

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)

and now i have doug mcclure stuck in my head

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)

Doug Troy
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:48, archived)

you may know him from such films as alice doesn't live anymore

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:07, archived)

Alright

(Tha D O Z, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:45, archived)

Maniac
Brainiac, winning the game
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

Two Hats new gaff
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-50445537.html
( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

You're kidding
That's the one I'm moving out of. Pokey little shithole. You I mean.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)

had some great Kwanzaas there

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:54, archived)

says you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:55, archived)

Looks like a country pub
Minus the modern bathrooms
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)

One of the houses I've looked at had a bar
but with blue lighting behind the optics, and black leather bar stools. It reeked of good taste.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:57, archived)

and babycham

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:08, archived)

Cushty.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:17, archived)

That slideshow's a right old mess.
Are they trying to convey some sort of 'before and after' idea? Or is the whole place done up in a ghastly and random blend of old-fashioned and modern ideas bunged in any old how?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:54, archived)

Some of the photo sets I've seen are diabolical
Purple Brick seem to be the worst offenders. I saw one, where the photo of the bathroom was basically a picture of a slightly damp towel.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:56, archived)

Haha, classy.
It looks like they've taken photos of every property on their books and are showing them all at the same time.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:57, archived)

Blimey it's a bit mork and Mindy out my barnets in a right old two and eight

( mongychops, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:10, archived)

^twat

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:12, archived)

No need for that is there , just put me on ignore if you don't wish to see my posts

( mongychops, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:20, archived)

it's a natural reaction to cockney rhyming slang

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:23, archived)

It's my cultural heritage so fuck you northern monkey

( mongychops, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:26, archived)

that doesn't even rhyme

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:29, archived)

My dad's from Brixton, what charming cultural artifact can I claim as part of my heritage?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:36, archived)

Race riots

( mongychops, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:39, archived)

Woo hoo!
Rivers of blood!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:46, archived)

u r wel racist

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:52, archived)

It's a win

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:14, archived)

Oi oi,
I can't do my job as I can't disturb the lunchtime concert. So I'm sat in the cloisters. What's disturbed your day of work?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:40, archived)

I'll kick you in the cloisters in a minute, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:40, archived)

get him right in the Kim Clijsters

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:42, archived)

You need to look up cloisters

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:48, archived)

what for?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:53, archived)

he wants to fuck you in the cloisters

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:54, archived)

Oxford lot are funny, ain't they
You wouldn't be allowed to do that down here
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:58, archived)

no, most certainly not

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:12, archived)

Don't judge us

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:15, archived)

masturbation

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:41, archived)

Not today but yesterday,
the Yellow Pages salesman turned up so we could renegotiate our subscription. So he and my two bosses had a meeting in the open-plan office, and trying to focus on what I was doing was a mare.

The meeting was also unintentionally funny because my bosses both have a seething and only faintly-concealed hatred for the Yellow Pages guy, probably because he is a smarmy serial bullshitter.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:43, archived)

Worst porno ever.
Is the Yellow Pages really still a thing?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:45, archived)

It really is, you know.
My ex's sister's boyfriend works for them and got promoted recently.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:49, archived)

Head of Outdated Media?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:57, archived)

lol
Listening to the bloke try to explain their listing priority system yesterday was making steam come out of my ears. You can pay for a business card as well as a listing, which is supposed to make you appear higher up on the list of search results, but the priority of the results is shuffled alphabetically, except it isn't, because it's shuffled randomly, unless you have a *premium* business card (as opposed to a standard business card) in addition to your basic listing...
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:08, archived)

Are they online now too?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:10, archived)

Yer,
although I can't imagine anyone thinking to themselves "I need to find out this piece of information; I'd better go on the internet and search the Yellow Pages."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:11, archived)

a sick child

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:56, archived)

oh :(

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:56, archived)

it's not all bad
I didn't have to go to work and I've done some washing and made tonight's dinner
/fobtm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:09, archived)

fuck off black teenager mothers?
bit harsh
( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:12, archived)

Should have left it at home.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:05, archived)

Had a signature hot choc fromStarbucks
I have been tripping off my tits this morning on it and am now on the comedown
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:22, archived)

Are they still selling those pumpkin spice monstrosities?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:28, archived)

No, they have moved onto gingerbread now

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:33, archived)

I can't decide if that's a good thing or not.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:46, archived)

Got milk?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:58, archived)

He'
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)

Good old PBF.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:04, archived)

^

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:07, archived)

Have you accidentally joined the Junior Campers?
[manolith to supply appropriate gif]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)

I'm just sensitive to caffine
Same thing happened a few weeks ago, had to go for a quick walk to dissipate the fire running through my veins
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:58, archived)

I once went for a half-naked jog in the snow, after too much caffeine.
Probably a good thing that I never touch stronger stimulants.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)

TDFU
Sucks to be you guy's.
(Tha D O Z, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:55, archived)

heartburn and apathy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)

Might delete this thread too, what do you reckon?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)

plz

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)

Stuj is here, can't do it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)

plezh show boobs and vageen

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)

meh
if you like
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:25, archived)

Nuffin

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)

Alright stuj

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:17, archived)

Sorry to hear about your cloisters.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:24, archived)

Um...morning?
I hope deloltion is not coming back into fashion.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:42, archived)

Bruce Lee chat will be the highlight of the day.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:43, archived)

I'd just typed a long and nostalgic reply about Game of Death and all.
There are so few martial arts films out there with genuinely original and decent fighting. Ong Bak was a minor game-changer when it came out, especially as Tony Jaa did most of his own stunts. The Raid has some great sequences in it as well.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)

Those are both amazing films.
Tom Yum Goong is worth a watch, although not quite as good. I need to watch The Raid 2, at some point, too - I really like well choreographed, close quarters fights, which The Raid had in spades (Burn Notice managed to squeeze in one per season, and there were a few good ones in Daredevil, too).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)

I'd not heard of that one.
I'll give it a look. The Raid 2 is definitely worth a butcher's as well, even if it drags a bit compared with the first one.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)

Only other Tony Jaa film I've seen has been Skin Trade, where he fights an aging Dolph Lundgren.
It's a lot better than it has any right to be.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)

The Prodigal Son

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)

"The Prodigal Son was nominated for two Hong Kong Film Awards and won the award for Best Action Choreography."
*adds to 'to watch' list*
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:53, archived)

the fighting in it is spectacular

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:05, archived)

It was a shame that The Gospel According To Wong Fei Hung was cut from the bible.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:54, archived)

I think you're forgetting about Big Trouble in Little China

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:53, archived)

I rewatched that one over the summer for the first time in donkey's years and realised I'd forgotten about 95% of it.
A young Kim Cattrall, eh lads, eh eh eh lads, eh eh?

It's clearly another cult classic.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:54, archived)

I don't like the term "cult classic" it seems to be a way of film people allowing themselves to enjoy stuff that isn't the art house stuff they feel they should be watching.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)

I think the cheesiness of the expression is a perfect match for the unashamed cheesiness of the film.
It's like a satire on 80s action films, except it was made in the 80s.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:58, archived)

You're one of those wankers aren't you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:00, archived)

I dunno m8. Probably.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:00, archived)

I bet you use the term "genre fiction" and "trope" as well.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:02, archived)

Haha, I do use 'trope' on occasion.
I don't think I've ever used 'genre fiction', though. Aren't you afraid you might be giving me ideas?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:05, archived)

Doesn't "cult classic" just signify a film that's well regarded but didn't find popularity with a wide audience?
John Carpenter is possibly the greatest film director this world has ever known.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:06, archived)

That's what it should be yes.
But more and more it seems to be a way for people who think they're "cinephiles" to justify to themselves enjoying a film that technically isn't particularly technically good, but most people enjoy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:08, archived)

Does it?
I'd file such films under "so bad it's good", I think.
I do spend a lot of time browsing TV Tropes, though, which is probably just another arrow in my wanker quiver.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:11, archived)

Yeah, I call those "guilty pleasures".

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:12, archived)

I think I enjoy trashy films far more than proper, worthy ones.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:17, archived)

then they aren't 'so bad it's good'
they are good because you enjoy watching them
( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:27, archived)

At least you understand SS.
People get so far up their own arse about stuff they forget to just enjoy it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:29, archived)

I dunno. Something like The Room is universally agreed to be unremitting awful,
but has amassed a fan base nonetheless.

Not really my thing, though - maybe I just value style over substance?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:44, archived)

Actually, I've got this wrong.
Something technically poor but widely popular is something completely different.
The work of, say, Michael Bay, or the Twilight franchise, belong in this category, and their neither cult classics, nor "so bad it's good", they're just shit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:54, archived)

Yeah, I'd go along with this.
Something like The Beast of Yucca Flats is "so bad it's good" because of the almost total lack of effort or resources that went into making it. Michael Bay spends untold millions of dollars and genuinely thinks he's making works of art rather than shit films for cunts.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:02, archived)

I think it's defined as a film that bombed when it first came out
but became massively popular over time.

It's bizarre to think that The Thing and Big Trouble in Little China were made by the same bloke.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:09, archived)

That The Thing was dismissed at the time is a terrible injustice,
but probably makes it a prefect example of a cult classic.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:13, archived)

It was just bad luck, really.
It came out a fortnight after E.T. and on the same day as Blade Runner so the competition was pretty fierce.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:16, archived)

Unfair, as ET and Blade Runner are both crap.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:17, archived)

OK then.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:25, archived)

Yeah.
My eldest was captivated by ET (it's so oooo boring, to me), and the whole world seems to regard Blade Runner as a masterpiece for reasons utterly lost on me.
I know what I like!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)

I'm archiving this conversation as proof that people can express differing viewpoints in a civilised manner on the internet.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)

the remake/prequel/whatever you want to call it
is really good too
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:16, archived)

I heard the effects unit from that film took all their unwanted work from that
and turned it into a proper, CGI free, monster film.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:19, archived)

It's pretty much the same story for a prequel, but yes, very good!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:21, archived)

Wait a minute, I wasn't aware there was a prequel.
What's it called?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:39, archived)

The Thing...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:45, archived)

There is no prequel to The Thing.
They're pulling your leg.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)

Nuh-uh they're totally not.
It came out in 2011 but is apparently not very good.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:49, archived)

I thought it was good
just watch it. Or don't. It makes no difference to me either way.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:50, archived)

They did bin all of the effects and replace them with CGI, didn't they?
Or have I just made that up?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:55, archived)

I know.
I'm happier pretending that it doesn't exist.
It's like including anything after Predator 2 as part of the Predator franchise - just a terrible mistake.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:51, archived)

If they really did ditch the stop-motion effects in favour of CGI, they have understood nothing about what made the original great.
Rob Bottin worked every single day for over a year on the effects in the original and had to be hospitalised for exhaustion after shooting had wrapped, but that kind of sacrifice is worth it when you deliver an iconic product that can still hold its own against films made thirty years later.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:05, archived)

Stan Winston took over the dog sequence, didn't he?
I'll take a well crafted puppet over CGI for this sort of thing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:15, archived)

Let's not forget John Carpenters Vampires...
Actually, lets.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:20, archived)

Terrible, but enjoyable nonetheless.
James Woods has rarely been better.

Ghosts of Mars is probably Carpenter's true low point.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:23, archived)

That's the one I was thinking of!!
It will be interesting to see what he does with the new Halloween
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)

If he's got any sense, he'll remind them that he was against turning Michael Myers into a returning character.
Season of the Witch 2, please!

No, not that one .
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:59, archived)

Got that to share with the kids, but need to prewatch to remind myself why it's a 15.
I expect someone utters "fuck" at one point.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:57, archived)

Lee Bruce chat could be the lowlight

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:49, archived)

Someone posted something very sexually aggressive
I'm not saying who. It was Windy.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:43, archived)

it was you
you've been high on jenkem ever since you sold your house
( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:44, archived)

oh shit, my jenkem lab
that'll take me weeks to dismantle
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)

I mean, I say 'lab'
It's a broken sewer pipe and a collection of empty baked bean tins. But I get distracted, you know?? By the jenkem.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)

the first part of a solution is identifying a problem

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:47, archived)

I have a jenkem problem
I can't always get enough jenkem!!! LOL!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:49, archived)

we should just sit by the harbour and huff it all day

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)

Jenkem?
I barely knew 'em.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:55, archived)

Marvin Gaye's later work was a trifle nihilistic.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:22, archived)

It was more a statement about the state of current political attitudes to diverse sexual fetishes in the workplace.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:54, archived)

you wanna fuck?

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:54, archived)

I'd like to discuss how we'd fuck before I make any firm commitment.
I'd also like dozer banned again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:57, archived)

Already got three appointments to look at houses, Windy
Saturday is going to be an adventure.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:06, archived)

Take a tape measure and just measure stuff while making notes.
Makes you look like you know what you're doing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:17, archived)

Imma kick EVERYTHING

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:23, archived)

that's the spirit
even the estate agent
( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)

He's called 'Ian' apparently
sounds like a cunt
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:50, archived)

I've never met a trustworthy Ian

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:02, archived)

Alright Stompy
I WANNA GIVE YOU DELOITION
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:47, archived)

Sorry brah.
I seem to remember this is not the first time I've done this to you either. Great minds, thinking alike, etc.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:51, archived)

It is fine Rags
I'm not counting. Yet.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:21, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:51, archived)

Alright broady

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:54, archived)

Well don't all speak at once
Morning!
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)

good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:42, archived)

Good evening.

(Tha D O Z, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:08, archived)

And a hard rain fell is another cracker , I'm trying to think of the one with the fella in the tank on the front, I'll get back to you with that one

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:21, archived)

Hi Dozers!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:26, archived)

alright dross bum

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:14, archived)

Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don't.

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:31, archived)

anyone got a firefox plugin which will replace all these grey stripes with a photo of a sunset or something

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:40, archived)

You could use multi coloured bars underneath, like the TV-AM logo.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:33, archived)

Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:50, archived)

I've just seen gonz website selling his dog stuff.
There are spelling and grammar issues all over. Does not one of his friends just sort of like him enough to help him sort those sort of things out?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:42, archived)

No.

(Tha D O Z, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:45, archived)

Not sure he has any

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:07, archived)

To the sort of person who goes in for that sort of thing, shitty spelling is probably part of the appeal.
You know, "i are ver maximum gud boy!!1" type of stuff.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:17, archived)

Imagine never being able to type dog without putting go on the end

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:22, archived)

If people buy it

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:28, archived)

I know the crowd you mean,
Doesn't seem deliberate enough for them though
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:40, archived)

Why is he selling his dog stuff?
I hope it's not dead.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:35, archived)

I'd be wary of buying a pet with a stupid name like that, and now you tell me it might be dead as well, ahm oot

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:43, archived)

Latest Monty Python revival said to be 'not covering new ground'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:46, archived)

Poor old Rodney Bewes:'(

(Tha D O Z, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:29, archived)

No !!!!

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:51, archived)

Yes m8

(Tha D O Z, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:07, archived)

Shame, he was a good actor , the original likely lads was a brilliant comedy, black and white tho so they won't show it

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:20, archived)

Great as it was (and it was), it'll be a bit un-PC, these days.
I seem to remember them having a chat in the pub about getting turned on by schoolgirls, which wouldn't go down too well in the current climate.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 0:34, archived)

i'm far too excited by the thought of christmas this year
have you lost the plot about anything in particular lately?
Alt: chicken hats Y/N?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:42, archived)

just life in general

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:44, archived)

Nah just generally losing the plot
Alt: wot?
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:45, archived)

i've seen roast chicken hats in a shop and am considering buying one

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:50, archived)

Is it the one thing missing that will tie your autumn/winter collection together?

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:56, archived)

no, i just have a bit of a thing for silly hats
i'll be getting a new christmas jumper anyway
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:58, archived)

You should come to the rugby in that there Wales
You could have a multitude of terrible hats in one go
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)

i like Wales, but i dislike rugby
i have sequinned cowboy hats, top hats, flat caps, berets and baseball caps
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:02, archived)

That sounds like a pretty wakki hat

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:02, archived)

it'd be for christmas day
we're having lunch at my sister's house
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)

Wouldn't a roast turkey hat be more apt then?
Or a roast goose one if you is well posh innit
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:15, archived)

it might be a turkey actually
makes no difference, i don't eat turkey
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)

I'm wondering when Mcbeef is going to realise moving house involves entrusting his record collection to a moving company.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:46, archived)

last time i moved house, i got my mates to help
because i didn't want any of my film collection damaged, not to mention all my dragons
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)

Yeah, but that involves having mates.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)

this is true

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)

O'Connell will just set it alight
The pyro bastard
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)

Saw the fillum Killing of a Sacred Deer last week
Shitted me right up, had a nightmare and everything
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:54, archived)

not even heard of that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:59, archived)

It is like We Need To Talk About Kevin
But weirder
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:00, archived)

definitely need to keep an eye out for that, then

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)

That's a fantastic book.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)

Only seen the film
Put me off having kids for a few years
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:49, archived)

American kids, anyway

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

How similar to The Lobster is it?
Less dark? More dark?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:00, archived)

I'd say much much much darker
I'm glad I watched it, but never again
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)

Bloody hell.
The Lobster was already so dark it had me bumping my shins on furniture.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:02, archived)

It does an excellent trick of pulling the rug out from under your feet
And then you are stuck till the end
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)

Ooh, I'm tempted now.
I do like a bit of psychological fuckery in my films.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:23, archived)

Poor Bambi's Mother never saw it coming

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)

I'm too phlegmatic to get unduly excited about most things.
I did bump into Bicycle Scare Girl this morning. The poor lass has lost her voice, so I gave her a packet of honey and propolis sweets and got a peck on the cheek for it.

There could be an argument for chicken hats in certain circumstances, i.e. as long as you're not going hunting.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:58, archived)

free sweets deserve a kiss
i wouldn't go hunting unless i needed to kill my own food
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:00, archived)

Are you waiting till the christmas party to ruin both of your lives
Or is this a long con?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)

Man, I miss Christmas parties.
Haven't had one in almost fifteen years now. They just don't seem to be a thing over here, or maybe all the companies for which I've worked lately have been too small.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:24, archived)

Don't miss them
They inevitably turn out shit, every time
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)

Ehh, I don't know.
At my last one I wore lolwakki reindeer horns and pulled a colleague, so it could have been worse.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:35, archived)

I hope she's married and the husband beats the shit out of you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:22, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:24, archived)

He's welcome to try; it's been ages since I last had a good scrap.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:26, archived)

^internet hardman

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:29, archived)

You've clearly never experienced the joys of a bit of boisterous homoerotic play-wrasslin'.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:36, archived)

s
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)

parp!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)

They'll be calling you Weinstein before the year is out

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)

lol
Luckily for me, I have basic social skills and don't need to force myself on people like an autism rapebot.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

Nah, but it will be baselworld 2018 before we know it

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)

do they have bespoke jewellery, or just watches?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)

Both , sihh is just watches but you get more releases at baselworld

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)

i feel the need to treat myself to something sparkly

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:21, archived)

Well if you've a spare 100k you'll probably find something there

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:23, archived)

I think I've left it a respectful amount of time since McBeef's announcement
but I've finally sold my fucking house
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)

good work

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)

cheers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:44, archived)

Result!
Close enough to the asking price for your liking?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)

2K under asking
but we've chipped nearly three times that off the mortgage since we first put it on the market, so swings and roundabouts.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:45, archived)

2K's just noise when you're talking about house prices anyway.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:54, archived)

yeah, it's not a big deal

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:15, archived)

*golf claps*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)

*humble wave*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:46, archived)

see you in Wallington, m8!

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:42, archived)

YES
*W-shaped hand gesture*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:46, archived)

brilliant!
did you get the asking price?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:42, archived)

See above
near as damn it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:46, archived)

i think this warrants a holiday

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

Well I'm proud of you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:43, archived)

and that's what it's all about, at the end of the day

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:47, archived)

When do you hope to move?
Have you got somewhere lined up or are you going on the hunt?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

he's going off grid for a couple of months

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

We've been looking on and off
but now we can actually look at some places. Nowhere definite in mind though.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:18, archived)

go off grid
everyone's doing it. You get to do plops in a trench, a fucking trench!
( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:26, archived)

Get one with the upstairs the right size this time

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:32, archived)

I shan't make that mistake again

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:50, archived)

your downstairs is always perfect

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:56, archived)

Ffs I was just about to offer 500k cash, sods law

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:45, archived)

SHIT IT

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:47, archived)

I um and ah and always miss out

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

Well done
Now pray it all goes through
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)

Well yeah
It's not over until I've got the keys to my new place
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:15, archived)

Nice one, shoes on you

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:55, archived)

nicely done mr hats :)

( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:44, archived)

Christmas is all well and good
but Ive got a few days after in Buxton with the Husband and the hound. Im more excited for that.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)

sounds nice
a walk down a country lane on a crisp, sunny winter's morning, the smell of wood smoke in the air, then stopping off at a quaint little pub for lunch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:44, archived)

Yeah, we're staying in a converted farmhouse too, so will be mega quaint.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:53, archived)

i could do with something like that myself
shame i can't drive
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:58, archived)

+Adam

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:45, archived)

I'm incapable of feeling anything like excitement. I could maybe summon up a deep sense of foreboding, if you'd like.
Why would a chicken need a hat?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:59, archived)

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:02, archived)

Classic!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:05, archived)

chickens get cold in winter too, you know

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:07, archived)

A nice warm oven takes care of that problem.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:19, archived)

indeed
and now, i must away, for it is time for food, booze and telly.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:29, archived)

it's supposed to be denim chicken and worm hats, ma8

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:33, archived)

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:56, archived)

Wanky wanky wank wank wanky wank wank

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:15, archived)

wanky wank wank

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:16, archived)

Duh.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:17, archived)

Duh.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:17, archived)

Wanky wanky wanky wank

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:17, archived)

7/8 wanking, jazz hands

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:17, archived)

wanck

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:20, archived)

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:20, archived)

oh

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)

yeah, I've had it up to her

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:26, archived)

I'm sure you have

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:30, archived)

cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:38, archived)

cheers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:40, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:48, archived)

Why did you replace a decent thread with a spacker thread?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:30, archived)

You've answered your own question there, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:31, archived)

I'm a spacker.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:33, archived)

Getting us all in the mood for the de-sandboxing, less than a month to go

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:41, archived)

yes!

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:46, archived)

Repeatedly banned users will ultimately save this place

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:48, archived)

I think you're right

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:49, archived)

Fod, though

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:51, archived)

K

( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:37, archived)

I hope they didn't smash the doors in to find it
www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/15672667.Boy__13__found_with_drugs_up_his_bottom_during_drugs_raid/
( mongychops, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:04, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:07, archived)

wankin' in the rain

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:20, archived)

"Cunty DJ chat" has killed that thread.
What's next?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:29, archived)

It was a lil' bit niche.
Next is lunch and food, for I am farking starving.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:30, archived)

a little shit quiche, more like

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:41, archived)

Three-colour pasta with pesto calabrese today, which has ricotta and red peppers in it.
It's rather noice.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)

what's the tastiest colour?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)

I don't discriminate by colour mh8'gh'.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:49, archived)

racism

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:32, archived)

Brexit

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:34, archived)

Racist brexit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:36, archived)

Isn't that a tautology?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:39, archived)

no

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:39, archived)

our purses will be quite taut, after.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:40, archived)

I reckon it'll probably be alright.
Unless you're really poor. But then that's your own fault.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:42, archived)

Alright, the tory party

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:44, archived)

Alright

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:46, archived)

The shift from "we'll walk away with no deal" from "here's £40billion, please talk to us" would be funny, if it weren't so pathetic.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)

It really is...
Why are we so desperate anyway? What do Canada pay?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:51, archived)

I don't think Canada is in Europe, m8.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:57, archived)

Aye, but they said that the best deal we could look at is similar to what they pay...
So I want to know what we're forking out 40bn for...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:00, archived)

Long term projects we signed up for before we left.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:08, archived)

We should have left at the end of all that... 2020.
Idiots
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:18, archived)

you're a fucking idiot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)

He really is.
I think we should take his vote off him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:23, archived)

I did start out writing a longer reply to him but in the end it made more sense to go with what I posted

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)

Yeah, if he represents the north, it's no wonder it's struggling.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:29, archived)

Good Lord...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:58, archived)

If they showed us receipts, then we wouldn't have much of an issue paying.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:51, archived)

Serves them right for turning up to the negotiating table with ridiculously unrealistic demands in the first place.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:54, archived)

Nope

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:41, archived)

My twitter feed has shown me a lot of the comment section from the Daily Mail, which is overflowing with racist Brexiteers.
Maybe not the most unbiased sample.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:46, archived)

Well, just because some people's motivation to support Brexit is because of their racism doesn't make it a racist event in itself.
I don't want to leave the EU, by the way, but there is definitely an argument that all the leftie hand wringing about brexiteers being racist and or stupid is not helping in trying to at least move people toward a less severe brexit. It's probably making them double down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:49, archived)

I just draw some small satisfaction from watching the extreme end of the Brexit spectrum getting all upset that we're not just pulling up a drawbridge on the entire continent.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:55, archived)

This is the argument put forward to explain the election of Donald Trump.
Instead of engaging with potential Trump voters and asking them what their day-to-day concerns were, it was easier to label them all as racist rednecks, which in turn made them feel they were worth even less in the eyes of the system.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:56, archived)

I think this is pretty much where labour went wrong during Gordon Brown's stint as PM.
Rather than tackle concerns over immigration and jobs, it was just brushed aside as petty racism and allowed to fester. Probably helped Brexit along quite nicely.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:02, archived)

pretty sure this has been the case since the first race relations acts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:05, archived)

Almost certainly.
Meanwhile the Tories were lurching even further to the right to make sure the BNP didn't steal too many of their voters come the next election.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)

the eu was set up as an institution to support capitalism anyway
proper lefties should be opposed to it and be celebrating this important step towards us becoming the Communist Free State of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:59, archived)

True, and a bit of a problem for Corbyn and McDonnell.
My trotskyist father-in-law voted to leave, too - it must suck to know that he's inadvertently allied himself with the likes of Rees-Mogg.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:06, archived)

Seeing how many fingers you can stick up your own arse

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:46, archived)

Whose fingers should I be using?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)

He'll make a fist of it

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:49, archived)

Chocolate fingers? Lady fingers? Fish fingers?
I'm not sure I've got enough details.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)

he's a fish finger type of guy

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:51, archived)

Stoat dressage

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:48, archived)

Really big stoats or really small riders?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)

Depends on the category you are entering in mate
Whats your stoat rating?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:54, archived)

I'm grand prix in mink dressage, does it transfer?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:56, archived)

You'll have to enter into Castrol League South and work your way up

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:08, archived)

might have a wee

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:56, archived)

have a poo with that

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:58, archived)

I'll try

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:00, archived)

not even a little fart soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:06, archived)

push harder

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:12, archived)

I think I've prolapsed :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:22, archived)

congrats! x x x

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:30, archived)

Best/worst upsell

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:08, archived)

It's a High Street fashion retailer, but that's not important right now

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:19, archived)

Alright broa

(Tha D O Z, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:38, archived)

dsword

(Tha D O Z, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:39, archived)

alright d

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:46, archived)

oz

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:46, archived)

er

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:47, archived)

So, Christmas Markets...
Are you a fan or not?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:38, archived)

Alright planearm anything good on the telly

( mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:45, archived)

Alright Mongy?
Watching Emmerdale atm.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:21, archived)

The proper German-style ones in Alsace are amazing.
The one we get is packed with cheap tourist nonsense and is a waste of time.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:54, archived)

Overpriced tat for cunts

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:04, archived)

Only do Kwanzaa markets

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:04, archived)

Do they hold slave trades?

( mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:06, archived)

sometimes
they used to do 4 for a £1
( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:11, archived)

Can't imagine they'd be much good at that price.
It'd be like lighters, you'd find one didn't even work soon as you got home and another two gave up the ghost almost straight away, I bet.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:16, archived)

I've never attended one.
I walked through while they were setting up last year and it all seemed to be stocking filler shit, scented candles, bad wood carved figures and questionable sausages.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:16, archived)

But enough about McBeef's kitchen.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:27, archived)

I reckon the only thing that'd tempt me would be the overpriced mulled wine.
They've probably only just pulled the tents down for Oktoberfest
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:52, archived)

d wine ts while you wait
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 20:12, archived)

Transsexual while you wait?
Cor!
(Tha D O Z, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 20:29, archived)

#infest

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 20:37, archived)

Mulled wine is horrible.
Glühwein is no exception.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:53, archived)

The one in Manchester is like a mosh pit without the music and the beer's twice as expensive
I don't mind them when they aren't overcrowded though, going to Berlin in a couple of weeks to see the one that's there
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 20:12, archived)

Not really, no.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:01, archived)

I liked them before they were famous

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:13, archived)

i like the sausages
oo-er, etc
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:11, archived)

Afternoon thread
Afternoon. Alt: Good afternoon
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)

'noon.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)

Charles Manson is dead and this place gets quieter
Coincidence? I think not.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)

Not trying to start rumours or owt but I never saw grrrrrmachine & manson in the same room at the same time

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:12, archived)

eee hiya pet

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)

¡Hola!

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:42, archived)

Goodly afternoonlode.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:47, archived)

Tone down that chipperness
It is a pissy monday
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)

Dark, ghoulish rainfall and icy gusts of wind.
Nowt like it for conjuring up a sexy, sexy atmosphere.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:58, archived)

People across the land will be getting hot and heavy with passion tonight
Instead of from bed guffs
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:05, archived)

Fuck a goat it's 15:59

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:59, archived)

Bit pricey

( mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:03, archived)

Cymrexit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:11, archived)

To spice up today
Was just about to post a video of a cow cyst being popped, but it looks lore like the vet shanks the cow and then it gets really messy.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:04, archived)

I'm off up the stand in juicer , I'm not keen but it'll have to do for a few weeks

( mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:06, archived)

Arse grapes playing up?

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:07, archived)

yeah

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:06, archived)

yeah?

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:30, archived)

jonatton

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 17:49, archived)