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(, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 10:34, More)
you only have to take one look
at the make-up thick and bright
to know that things might not be going well or entirely right
but never mind! buck up, pipe down! There's no need to be worried!
these are negotiations that should not be rushed or hurried
there's loads of time to mess about, to dally and to dilly
don't fret if you think that we might all look just a LITTLE BIT SILLY
Settle back, enjoy the sight of the nation state resplendent
the well-oiled machine smoothly running, upon which we are all dependent
All will be FINE! forget the moaners, pants wetters and reds,
we'll come out of this in charge of the world, sleep soundly in your beds
But maybe, even though you know we'll always be the tops
Pop a couple of extra tins per week in your trolley when you head round the shops
We can take it! Gird your loins, and brace for 2019!
Full steam ahead! The glorious future is brightly shining!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 23:05, More)
a big hairy bender hanging out the back of you

(, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 17:07, More)
That match last night was fantastic

(, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:22, More)
Do you work as a magicians assistant?

(, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 21:45, More)
go for it!
ignore the neigh-sayers
(, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 10:44, More)
glad you could make a...
Cameo!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:11, More)
It's a month
stop moaning you fatberg
(, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 14:02, More)
Alright AB?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 14:21, More)

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(, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 11:15, More)
Alright, cuck's?
Customer of the day: Allegra O'Cock
(, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 10:42, More)
putting the oy oy back in soy boy

(, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 9:02, More)
but it's still full of cunts

(, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 1:57, More)
haven't posted this for a while
I LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK.
BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME.
FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 15:31, More)
Say hi to mcbeef for me then

(, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 13:10, More)

always ahead of on
(, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 9:41, More)
i was sort of duty bound by the fact you're a massive gaylord

(, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 10:01, More)
Julian Assange's catchphrase

(, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:52, More)
Be much better than anything those pair of cunts have ever done

(, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:10, More)
nah m8 that was kelis

(, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 9:39, More)

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