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Overachieving and keeping damn quiet about it.
I'm an administrator at Uncyclopedia and have made some pretty pictures and clever words there.
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» How I Skive Off Work
I skived on my first ever job
Waaaaay back when I was 16, I got a temp job in the summer between school and college. This job, paying the glorious wage of £2.50 an hour, involved being sent to the St. Ivel factory in Chichester at 8:00 in the morning with a gaggle of other unfortunate schmucks, there to pack yoghurts and perform other equally mind-fuckingly dull tasks.
It didn't take me and my mate very long to notice that the St. Ivel people always hired more agency staff than they had need for; hence about 4 or 5 people at a time would be issued with a brush or mop and told to "clean up around the place".
Pretty soon, we realised that due to this surplus, we could just clock in when we arrived and then walk straight out the gate again - returning at 3:55 to join the line of people clocking out.
We pulled this scam for the whole summer, and the dozy bastards never cottoned on. Such was my introduction to the world of employment....
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 20:19, More)
I skived on my first ever job
Waaaaay back when I was 16, I got a temp job in the summer between school and college. This job, paying the glorious wage of £2.50 an hour, involved being sent to the St. Ivel factory in Chichester at 8:00 in the morning with a gaggle of other unfortunate schmucks, there to pack yoghurts and perform other equally mind-fuckingly dull tasks.
It didn't take me and my mate very long to notice that the St. Ivel people always hired more agency staff than they had need for; hence about 4 or 5 people at a time would be issued with a brush or mop and told to "clean up around the place".
Pretty soon, we realised that due to this surplus, we could just clock in when we arrived and then walk straight out the gate again - returning at 3:55 to join the line of people clocking out.
We pulled this scam for the whole summer, and the dozy bastards never cottoned on. Such was my introduction to the world of employment....
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 20:19, More)
» Useless Information
all horses are made from cardboard
using a technique first developed in 1955 by former US president Harry S Truman.
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 21:51, More)
all horses are made from cardboard
using a technique first developed in 1955 by former US president Harry S Truman.
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 21:51, More)
» Useless Information
There are only 3 words in the English language...
with a double "u":
Vacuum, Continuum and Residuum.
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 16:07, More)
There are only 3 words in the English language...
with a double "u":
Vacuum, Continuum and Residuum.
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 16:07, More)