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i realised my new spider-plant ....
...wasn't quite what it seemed when it started to move!
(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 15:41, More)
...wasn't quite what it seemed when it started to move!
(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 15:41, More)
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» School fights
He deserved it!
I was quite 'big boned' while at school, plus played alot of rugby so was quite a bit stronger than I thought I was. Anyway this guy half my size decided I had stolen his lunch/girlfriend/pencil/fags (can't remember) and starts having a go.
He started punching me in the arm, junior school dead arm style. When this had no affect he got more irrate and moved on to trying to hit my face and kick me.
By this point I had had enough and shoved him off me. He fell on the floor, but before he could get up the teacher on duty runs over and starts shouting at me.
I was sent to the headmaster, was suspended (albeit for only three days), had letters written to parents and was made to apologise to the guy in assembly in front of the whole school. As a 14-year-old I found this a little harsh for pushing some kid over.
I suppose I should mention the kid had lukemia, had just finished radiotherapy and was waiting for his hair to grow back. Didn't make him any less annoying!
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 13:13, More)
He deserved it!
I was quite 'big boned' while at school, plus played alot of rugby so was quite a bit stronger than I thought I was. Anyway this guy half my size decided I had stolen his lunch/girlfriend/pencil/fags (can't remember) and starts having a go.
He started punching me in the arm, junior school dead arm style. When this had no affect he got more irrate and moved on to trying to hit my face and kick me.
By this point I had had enough and shoved him off me. He fell on the floor, but before he could get up the teacher on duty runs over and starts shouting at me.
I was sent to the headmaster, was suspended (albeit for only three days), had letters written to parents and was made to apologise to the guy in assembly in front of the whole school. As a 14-year-old I found this a little harsh for pushing some kid over.
I suppose I should mention the kid had lukemia, had just finished radiotherapy and was waiting for his hair to grow back. Didn't make him any less annoying!
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 13:13, More)
» The Onosecond
GF trouble!
I had just been dumped! It was nasty; I was gutted, cut up, crying like the new-age sensitive man I am! However I dealt with it in the only way that any man can, I got drunk! For a month!
It was starting to get better and I took the decision to get my feeling off my chest to my ex, so I meet up with her and let rip! A tirade of abuse came from my mouth, HOW CAN YOU HAVE DONE THIS? WEREN'T WE HAPPY? WTF? I miss you, blah blah! I don't know where it came from, but she started to cry! This gave me some satisfaction. So I felt I deserved yet another pint!
I went to the pub, got drunk and hooked up with my now girlfriend, and got dragged willingly back to her flat. We started getting down to it and finally she pulled me onto her bed and clothes got thrown everywhere!
The next morning, I wake up, go outside for a cigarette and decide to phone a mate and brag about the fact I had just nailed our fantasy woman, but when I press the redial button (as he was the last call I made) his number doesn't come up. In fact my ex's does! I frantically check the details of the call. SHIT! Turns out she was still on speed dial and it must have got pressed in the throws of passion the night before! To make matters worse, either she listened to it for 15mins or it must have gone to answer phone for her to listen to it over and over again!
(Sat 28th May 2005, 13:13, More)
GF trouble!
I had just been dumped! It was nasty; I was gutted, cut up, crying like the new-age sensitive man I am! However I dealt with it in the only way that any man can, I got drunk! For a month!
It was starting to get better and I took the decision to get my feeling off my chest to my ex, so I meet up with her and let rip! A tirade of abuse came from my mouth, HOW CAN YOU HAVE DONE THIS? WEREN'T WE HAPPY? WTF? I miss you, blah blah! I don't know where it came from, but she started to cry! This gave me some satisfaction. So I felt I deserved yet another pint!
I went to the pub, got drunk and hooked up with my now girlfriend, and got dragged willingly back to her flat. We started getting down to it and finally she pulled me onto her bed and clothes got thrown everywhere!
The next morning, I wake up, go outside for a cigarette and decide to phone a mate and brag about the fact I had just nailed our fantasy woman, but when I press the redial button (as he was the last call I made) his number doesn't come up. In fact my ex's does! I frantically check the details of the call. SHIT! Turns out she was still on speed dial and it must have got pressed in the throws of passion the night before! To make matters worse, either she listened to it for 15mins or it must have gone to answer phone for her to listen to it over and over again!
(Sat 28th May 2005, 13:13, More)
» Useless Information
the humble house-fly hums.....
.... in the key of F!
100% Fact!
also duck quacks make no echo,
and giraffes despite having the longest necks in nature have no vocal chords!
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 16:14, More)
the humble house-fly hums.....
.... in the key of F!
100% Fact!
also duck quacks make no echo,
and giraffes despite having the longest necks in nature have no vocal chords!
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 16:14, More)