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» Conversation Killers

Swallows
The other day at work, the school dinner ladies were talking through their lunch break (when don't they) when we were talking about birds. Some one mentioned the swallows in the eaves.
A normally sedate 60 year old dinner lady suddenly blurted out between chewing her food, " I always spit and never swallow, its tastes so disgusting" put her head down and carried on eating leaving stunned fellow workers aghast!
(Fri 13th May 2011, 18:11, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

Jan leeming
I was helping serve food for some am-dram AGM at Stretford town hall when Jan Leeming came up for her food.

On dishing up the chicken I asked her if she wanted stuffing...

didn't go down too well
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 22:25, More)

» Child Labour

bob a job
Being in the cub scouts in the 70's, every year bob a job come round and we would have to go round touting for jobs.
The worst ones were the old biddies who, for 5p, would have complete garden makeovers, by a 8 year old. how times change, thank fuck
(Fri 17th Feb 2006, 23:37, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

A day in Leiu
When I was young (a long time now!) Our family always holiday'd around Polperro and Looe.

My mum worked bank holiday's quiet regulary and would remark excitedly that she was having a day in leiu on tuesday. I was gutted that she wouldn't take me along. Although i though it was a long way just to go out for a day.
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 22:17, More)