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Okay, so the mouse wasn't working...

so how about a rhino on a spacehopper?
Do i know politics or what?
(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 23:57, More)

Sure we have a deficit...

...but look, a jumping mouse!
Cool huh?
(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 22:03, More)

HULK BUY PANTS

(Wed 16th Jul 2003, 18:55, More)

my turn next.

(Sun 22nd Jun 2003, 1:32, More)

This week

I will mainly be doing hulk related things.
(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 0:27, More)

"Hulk want quiet beer"

Hulk not care he spidermans "best mate"

flash version - here
(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 0:29, More)

Monkey £1

(Mon 5th May 2003, 0:17, More)

i love the smell of gherkins in the morning.

(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 12:04, More)

...

(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 0:17, More)

but like, hundreds...

(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 23:41, More)

poor buttercup had a bad case of

the udder-monkeys.
(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 23:04, More)

i thought you should see this

(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 17:09, More)

Super High Five Guy

(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 20:44, More)

monkey chat show


(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 22:14, More)

handbags

(Fri 7th Feb 2003, 23:29, More)


it wasnt so much the touching

as the whispering of "can you feel the love?"
that hastened the extinction of the north american hugging racoon.
(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 17:33, More)

Monkey Gun Fight

(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 15:18, More)

highway to the danger zone...

(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 23:10, More)

The Pope always got to open one present early.

(Mon 23rd Dec 2002, 10:23, More)

this myras gone to heaven

(Mon 9th Dec 2002, 15:34, More)

christ on a bike

(Tue 3rd Dec 2002, 18:32, More)

is that a scratch on the wing mirror?

(Sat 30th Nov 2002, 16:22, More)

its still under warranty

(Thu 28th Nov 2002, 20:31, More)

im sub-letting my shed

to British Nuclear Fuels
(Mon 25th Nov 2002, 10:21, More)

quick one.

(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 16:37, More)

El-Fuego

Episode1-The Appraisal


Muchos Gracias to Bovine and Dr P.K.
(Wed 13th Nov 2002, 9:21, More)

Kung-Fu Jesus

Episode1
(Sat 9th Nov 2002, 20:14, More)

its the apocostrich

(Fri 8th Nov 2002, 15:29, More)

retribution is at hand

(Thu 7th Nov 2002, 21:10, More)

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(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 9:40, More)

The P stands for Paleolitihc.

(Wed 30th Oct 2002, 13:10, More)

Giant Rabbit Head Boy

works his way through college.
(Tue 15th Oct 2002, 15:10, More)

mario theme day...

(Mon 14th Oct 2002, 11:16, More)

typical...

(Sun 13th Oct 2002, 22:06, More)

Giant Rabbit Head Boy

gets tired of being in the rhythm section.
(Mon 30th Sep 2002, 23:45, More)

...

(Mon 30th Sep 2002, 9:46, More)

Friends tackles darker material

(Fri 27th Sep 2002, 11:44, More)

dodgy chinese tanks

(Wed 25th Sep 2002, 21:35, More)

Unable to answer the UNs questions
on their unprecedented arms build up,

the delegate for North Korea, Ryu Young-Chul
stalls for time.
(Tue 17th Sep 2002, 18:22, More)

"im going for the kidney"

(Sun 15th Sep 2002, 1:02, More)

monkey nuns on tour

(Tue 3rd Sep 2002, 8:37, More)

Davis always enjoyed picking on the...

junior associates.
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 14:52, More)

microsoft try to regain their

competitive edge.
(Sun 18th Aug 2002, 12:42, More)

awwww man, im sorry...

I totally thought we were praying for peas...
(Fri 16th Aug 2002, 21:05, More)

Giant Rabbit Head Boy

has a bad dream.
(all done now)
(Mon 5th Aug 2002, 22:08, More)

Giant Rabbit Head Boy

has a chat with a friend.
(Tue 30th Jul 2002, 21:26, More)

extreme catholicism

(Mon 29th Jul 2002, 14:47, More)

Giant Rabbit Head Boy

and his girlfriend down the arcade.
(Thu 25th Jul 2002, 22:38, More)

big rabbit head boy

dancing
(Tue 23rd Jul 2002, 0:00, More)

a little off the top

(Wed 17th Jul 2002, 22:41, More)

riot police humour

(Wed 17th Jul 2002, 16:27, More)

the punchable P.A.

(Fri 28th Jun 2002, 13:41, More)

sports psychology

(Fri 21st Jun 2002, 12:34, More)

the little seen
Take Hart Vivisection Special

(Mon 17th Jun 2002, 14:16, More)

its a cover-up

(Wed 12th Jun 2002, 10:33, More)

"maybe its a trick"

(Fri 7th Jun 2002, 9:49, More)

no idea...

(Thu 6th Jun 2002, 14:46, More)

.

(Thu 6th Jun 2002, 12:22, More)

the pope always looked forward to monkey-nun hour

(Wed 5th Jun 2002, 12:21, More)

breeding them small for domestic use

(Fri 31st May 2002, 11:08, More)

today IS dirty sanchez day right?

(Wed 29th May 2002, 16:32, More)

.

(Wed 29th May 2002, 14:41, More)

stories from the world cup...

(Wed 29th May 2002, 12:07, More)

...

(Mon 27th May 2002, 11:44, More)

fair point, well made

(Fri 24th May 2002, 15:16, More)

choose coke

(Fri 24th May 2002, 14:09, More)

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(Tue 21st May 2002, 12:43, More)

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(Mon 20th May 2002, 16:11, More)

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(Wed 8th May 2002, 16:18, More)

sticking it to the colonel.

(Tue 7th May 2002, 9:15, More)

for wasps

(Thu 2nd May 2002, 15:01, More)

...

(Thu 2nd May 2002, 12:48, More)

if you havent seen the movie
please ignore this

(Wed 1st May 2002, 22:29, More)

smug mac bastard

(Mon 29th Apr 2002, 22:12, More)

theres always one in every class...

(Wed 24th Apr 2002, 15:47, More)

it would never have worked...

(Mon 22nd Apr 2002, 14:25, More)

.

(Mon 22nd Apr 2002, 13:45, More)

what if you have a party...

and nobody comes?
(Thu 18th Apr 2002, 10:50, More)

he just keeps moving on....

(Wed 17th Apr 2002, 16:32, More)

literal translations of crap office-speak

no1. Phone-Tag
(Tue 16th Apr 2002, 15:43, More)

what happens when imaginary friends go bad

(Tue 16th Apr 2002, 13:00, More)

a reflection of my day so far...

and if youre in marketing and thinking "yeah, ha ha,
im in marketing but im one of the good ones
cause i read b3ta and stuff", youre not. youre a cunt.
(Mon 15th Apr 2002, 12:58, More)

hitler dancin' as requested by zog

from saturdays guardian
(Sun 14th Apr 2002, 13:11, More)

i believe the problem...

is finding a heavy enough brick.
(Wed 10th Apr 2002, 11:20, More)

0800-GIANT-CAT

(Wed 10th Apr 2002, 10:43, More)

marmot rescue

(Tue 9th Apr 2002, 13:50, More)

barrel'o'laughs

(Tue 9th Apr 2002, 10:34, More)

a statue for izb

(Mon 8th Apr 2002, 12:48, More)

furred reich

(it is late...)
(Sun 7th Apr 2002, 23:59, More)

ich bin ein binliner!

(Sun 7th Apr 2002, 23:43, More)

levitate your way out of this...

(Sun 7th Apr 2002, 15:53, More)

sim full of dasher?

(Wed 3rd Apr 2002, 11:02, More)

toad rage...

(Tue 2nd Apr 2002, 6:47, More)

bbc decide to just launch separate channel

(Tue 2nd Apr 2002, 4:26, More)

sorry about your wall...

but you should probably hide any sharp objects
(Wed 27th Mar 2002, 11:28, More)

just in case it happens again...

(Wed 27th Mar 2002, 9:13, More)

i can see your house from here...

(Tue 26th Mar 2002, 18:34, More)

im in...

(Tue 26th Mar 2002, 4:43, More)

wonder-domo

(Mon 25th Mar 2002, 11:11, More)

office stress...

was going to be part of a bigger opus but its pub time...
(Fri 22nd Mar 2002, 10:42, More)

i may not know art etc

(Thu 21st Mar 2002, 11:58, More)

the furtive method

(Tue 19th Mar 2002, 11:15, More)

feel the power

(Tue 19th Mar 2002, 8:35, More)

hes still got it

(Thu 14th Mar 2002, 17:40, More)

anns in the moog (kill me)

(Mon 11th Mar 2002, 14:55, More)

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