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"Little Dolphin" - Kung Fu expert and Dolphin.
My mother was a dancer at the Whisky-a-go-go in Soho and could do some remarkable things with pingpong balls and a feather Boa.
My father was a bell polisher for Slough cathedral, and when I was a young calf my father and I would spend all night polishing the vicars bell.
At a young age, I was sent to StMary Midge and Mungos boarding school for the perverted, where I was an average student. During my second year, I started to attend an after shoal class in Kung Fu, where I excelled in the art and was eventually sent to a bhuddist monastry in Cheam to study under Grand Master Flash (not the hip-hop one) and alongside the late great Bruce "Forsythe" Lee.
Favourite food: Tuna, you fool!
Hobbies: Gusset gazing, jumping about in the water, and rubbing up against female divers.
Biggest regret: Not having Photoshop... Now have Photo shop & Paint shop pro - need practice though :)
Picture below of me being pleasured by Sharon - she's a reet dirty cow!
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"Little Dolphin" - Kung Fu expert and Dolphin.
My mother was a dancer at the Whisky-a-go-go in Soho and could do some remarkable things with pingpong balls and a feather Boa.
My father was a bell polisher for Slough cathedral, and when I was a young calf my father and I would spend all night polishing the vicars bell.
At a young age, I was sent to StMary Midge and Mungos boarding school for the perverted, where I was an average student. During my second year, I started to attend an after shoal class in Kung Fu, where I excelled in the art and was eventually sent to a bhuddist monastry in Cheam to study under Grand Master Flash (not the hip-hop one) and alongside the late great Bruce "Forsythe" Lee.
Favourite food: Tuna, you fool!
Hobbies: Gusset gazing, jumping about in the water, and rubbing up against female divers.
Biggest regret: Not having Photoshop... Now have Photo shop & Paint shop pro - need practice though :)
Picture below of me being pleasured by Sharon - she's a reet dirty cow!
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