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not alot......
However, found the www.a******-W*********n.com site in those heady days in March 2001, now defunct apparently......good fun though.
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» Crap meals out
moody chinkie!
Was in a chinkie' up north somewhere, town escapes me, but I suspect Barnsley. In the restuarant with my sister, girlfriend and father. Now my father is not chinese and we all I assume have a level of expectancy from a chinese restuarant. Any way, as we sit in this large emporium that can sit 100, and has about 15 people in there, the food arrives, my father sees the dishes and announces to us "the chefs a cunt!" Head waiter hears this and asks, "Did you call the chef a cunt?" At which the father follows up with "No, I want to know what cunt called him a chef!!" At which point we were asked to leave......I love stuff like that.....
(Sun 30th Apr 2006, 1:57, More)
moody chinkie!
Was in a chinkie' up north somewhere, town escapes me, but I suspect Barnsley. In the restuarant with my sister, girlfriend and father. Now my father is not chinese and we all I assume have a level of expectancy from a chinese restuarant. Any way, as we sit in this large emporium that can sit 100, and has about 15 people in there, the food arrives, my father sees the dishes and announces to us "the chefs a cunt!" Head waiter hears this and asks, "Did you call the chef a cunt?" At which the father follows up with "No, I want to know what cunt called him a chef!!" At which point we were asked to leave......I love stuff like that.....
(Sun 30th Apr 2006, 1:57, More)
» Council Cunts
Richmond Theiving Borough Council. Picture This!
So you read how Richmond have a low crime rate, expense with police etc and how CCTV will assist in all area's. So they install CCTV in St Margarets to keep in an eye on Crime. But no, all thay have done is train the camera on the local shops and ticket you for parking when you get a pint milk from your local shop. When approached as to why, you find they have shoved a sign up a post dictating new parking regs that you can read whilst on a bus or are equally tall! With regards to TFL, why do I get a £75 fine for leaving the congestion charge zone at 7.02am in the morning. Wankers. All they do is collect money to repay their general balls ups in their own departments. Richmond won't disclose why they gave a few million to a nigerian fella in their purchasing department who bought on their behalf a few hundered kitchens and central heating equipment, paid his own company then fucked off!! Audit didn't pick it up for nine months and we have to pay that all back...and what happened to ice rink they where supposed to replace when they sold the original site for millions. Thieving stupid bastards. Not bitter...really...
(Fri 27th Jul 2007, 11:17, More)
Richmond Theiving Borough Council. Picture This!
So you read how Richmond have a low crime rate, expense with police etc and how CCTV will assist in all area's. So they install CCTV in St Margarets to keep in an eye on Crime. But no, all thay have done is train the camera on the local shops and ticket you for parking when you get a pint milk from your local shop. When approached as to why, you find they have shoved a sign up a post dictating new parking regs that you can read whilst on a bus or are equally tall! With regards to TFL, why do I get a £75 fine for leaving the congestion charge zone at 7.02am in the morning. Wankers. All they do is collect money to repay their general balls ups in their own departments. Richmond won't disclose why they gave a few million to a nigerian fella in their purchasing department who bought on their behalf a few hundered kitchens and central heating equipment, paid his own company then fucked off!! Audit didn't pick it up for nine months and we have to pay that all back...and what happened to ice rink they where supposed to replace when they sold the original site for millions. Thieving stupid bastards. Not bitter...really...
(Fri 27th Jul 2007, 11:17, More)
» That's when I knew it was over...
I knew it was over
Muggins here,
Was going out with what seemed to be a beautiful irish girl, used to run a pub in the city (Red Lion), we travelled Hong Kong, SA, generally had a great time, she was never eager to put her hand in her purse but hey, lock-ins and beers covered some of it....10 months later, one evening....'I want to take you for dinner', she says, 'I will pay!',(what new one here!) We go for a few beers/cocktails, she is currently ignoring her mobile which is ringing constantly, I suggest, she answers or switch it off. She goes outside, makes call, comes back, asks if it is alright if her friend comes? No problem, she is in the bar game, loads of friends that are unknown to me, goes outside makes call, comes back, explains its a bloke! No problem I say, goes out makes call, comes back....goes on to say that "Did I know that I was her best friend in the world?" Er, maybe! Was my response, out of the blue type of comment and her about to pay for an evening meal out as well! Alarm bells! She then proceeds to say that based on this somewhat new found status of 'best friendship' (apparently), could I advise her on her NEW boyfriend of the past 6 weeks..... who was due any minute!!!! Er no, but I did advise 'him' as he walked through the door as he knew nothing about her fucking me either!....anyway, usual stuff, told her to fuck off after deleting my number from her phone, congratulated him, warned him of what was going to be in the short term the most expensive fuck off his life, cheaper with a 'brass' quite possibly and to refrain from injecting her tampons with 'oven cleaner' when she does the same to him!!
Other wise not bitter really!!! (this was 2 years ago)
Glad to see the site back....
JL
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 14:18, More)
I knew it was over
Muggins here,
Was going out with what seemed to be a beautiful irish girl, used to run a pub in the city (Red Lion), we travelled Hong Kong, SA, generally had a great time, she was never eager to put her hand in her purse but hey, lock-ins and beers covered some of it....10 months later, one evening....'I want to take you for dinner', she says, 'I will pay!',(what new one here!) We go for a few beers/cocktails, she is currently ignoring her mobile which is ringing constantly, I suggest, she answers or switch it off. She goes outside, makes call, comes back, asks if it is alright if her friend comes? No problem, she is in the bar game, loads of friends that are unknown to me, goes outside makes call, comes back, explains its a bloke! No problem I say, goes out makes call, comes back....goes on to say that "Did I know that I was her best friend in the world?" Er, maybe! Was my response, out of the blue type of comment and her about to pay for an evening meal out as well! Alarm bells! She then proceeds to say that based on this somewhat new found status of 'best friendship' (apparently), could I advise her on her NEW boyfriend of the past 6 weeks..... who was due any minute!!!! Er no, but I did advise 'him' as he walked through the door as he knew nothing about her fucking me either!....anyway, usual stuff, told her to fuck off after deleting my number from her phone, congratulated him, warned him of what was going to be in the short term the most expensive fuck off his life, cheaper with a 'brass' quite possibly and to refrain from injecting her tampons with 'oven cleaner' when she does the same to him!!
Other wise not bitter really!!! (this was 2 years ago)
Glad to see the site back....
JL
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 14:18, More)