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I am currently boycotting b3ta because there is far too much anti-Catholic sentiment.

Old front page messages with now broken links due to Netfirms being bumgay:

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Anyone know how to make a phenol from an aryl sulphonic acid?
(Tue 4th Jun 2002, 8:30, More)

bit late, and probably shit too
but I couldn't resist


(Thu 16th May 2002, 12:47, More)

Recent front page messages:

A Brief Tale Concerning Squirrels (with added gratuitous violence)

(Mon 30th Jun 2003, 10:08, More)

fucking nails mate


don't mess.
(Tue 17th Dec 2002, 15:41, More)

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Anyone know how to make a phenol from an aryl sulphonic acid?
(Tue 4th Jun 2002, 8:30, More)

bit late, and probably shit too
but I couldn't resist


(Thu 16th May 2002, 12:47, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Lies Your Parents Told You

I was young and stupid...and hungry
and I wanted more sausage, as you do. So my dad just cut the one I had in half and told me I had to. I knew there was something wrong, but I just couldn't work it out. He still likes to tell me that story. Personally, I don't actually remember it, and maybe that's the real lie.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 9:10, More)

» Irrational Fears

the scariest thought I ever had...
Waking up in the middle of the night and seeing your double standing over you, just staring at you.

I gave myself proper night terrors with that
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 19:07, More)

» Slang Survey

shmachine
equals cash machine. usually said when going between pub and club and you realise that you've spent too much money already but you're beyond caring.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 10:52, More)