» Common

heard in Whitley Bay town centre a few weeks ago
"If you dont come over here, im gonna abort the bairn"
from a middle aged woman drinking a bottle of pulse cider whilst sat on a bench.
outside newsforce if anyone knows the area
(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 1:23, More)

» Other people's diaries

weird kid at school
probably would of went better a few weeks ago but anyway.... this kid writes poetry, and is a little on the weird side... with current perversions including a weird love of comics and a girl in school who despises him.
so this week we went on the website he posts his "poems" on, and found 2 dodgy poems... one being erotic to the point where the teachers eyes pop out... and the other indirectly declaring his bisexuality (something bout king arthur and his lance, work it out yourself)

cunny funt

hurry up frank! cant wait to read this one
(Thu 1st Feb 2007, 23:28, More)

» Body Mods

my mate
had his knob pierced... walk like john wayne for a week and became incredibly unconcerned about pissing blood
same friend also had his toungue pierced without his mothers approval, so hid it and carried a box of cup asoup around in his bag for making at various acquaintances houses... not funny, just an excuse to ask mullered to post a picture or pm me one :D
(Fri 1st Dec 2006, 14:39, More)

» Mugged

Car Mirrors
I didnt get mugged, quite the opposite...

one night walking home in my immature days (bout a year ago, im only 17) me and a pal were rather pissed up and went into the usual sport of kicking car mirrors, the once and only time i ever did this... then me being so inebriated decided that the 30 year old bloke following us wasnt angry, that was just my mate being pissed... so as far as i remember this bloke twatted me one, my mate was a mile down the street by the time i hit the deck, and i wandered along not realising what happened til my mate realised i was covered in blood

i won, i still have his car mirror in my denim jacket :D with the blood stains

im only young, but when i apologise for length you will be jealous
(Fri 16th Jun 2006, 0:24, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

OOOOH good one :D got some stories here
Cum Thirsty Kirsty - She gave it out a bit...
Donkey - Was a bit slow when shrek came out... never realised the chat up line potential
Big Dave - Remember the pot noodle adverts?
Prune - Had a bit of a wrinkled face very young
Bad Behavior Briggs - Proceeds to get mindblowingly drunk, throw up, start a fight and be very leering towards women at least twice a week

will post more when i think of them

Cum Thirsty Kirsty never complained about the length, so neither should you
(Fri 19th May 2006, 12:08, More)