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RazorBladeRomance();
Pretentious domain name, I know, but its not what it sounds like, I just can't afford another :-S

I need a new hard drive. Can I have some money please? <[email protected]>






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» Essential Items

I always have...
A panther deterring rock.

You see any fecking panthers in Portsmouth? No? Thought so.
(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 9:59, More)

» Scary Neighbours

My neighbour's daughters...
... used to spit over the fence at me (I was about 5 at the time, they must have been 13 or 14) and my parents used to always tell me to give what I recieved, so I sat on a ladder and threw eggs at them. They moved out a few years after, albeit a little more ladylike than they were when they arrived. The people on the other side wern't that nice either, my frisbee flew over the hedge and they put it on their bonfire :-\
(Mon 29th Aug 2005, 12:07, More)

» Lost...

i lost
my will to live. luckily, i read forums now.
(Mon 6th Dec 2004, 16:34, More)

» Fire!

Parrafin Phun
Just thought of another...
I was a young boy scout. We were at a campsite and it was getting dark, so we decided to start lighting the parrafin lamps. These were the old sort that you had to pump, then adjust the wick, then light... I pumped mine up loads, and parrafin vapour came out. I didn't realise this at the time, and I thought it was just smoking, so I asked my (slightly older, although completley inexperienced) mate for help. He set a match to it.

I just remember walking away, hearing a 'WOOFFF!' then 'HOLY SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!' and seeing carl roll around on the grass for a few minutes.

On the same weekend we also made a massive bonfire, and one of the older lads (i think he was called gary), chucked an empty lynx can on it, and ran like fuck.
The mess tent, 20 yards away, had a few smoldering holes in it, but I really felt for the poor venture scout bloke who ended up in casualty with a burning shard of metal lodged in the side of his neck. Apparently, he still has the scars from it, but is a bit up tight about the whole think because he was nearly killed.

Fun fun fun.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 22:06, More)

» Fire!

'Helping Hands'
Anyone who does any soldering knows that those contraptions made of crocodile clips and magnifying glasses called 'Helping Hands' are good for holding stuff while your working on them. I had one for my AS level electronics coursework, and after tidying my room, left it on the windowledge.
In my south facing room.
In the middle of the summer term.

I got home early one day and my room smelt a bit weird... On closer inspection it turned out the magnifying glass had set fire to one of the curtains, as well as my chemistry textbook and my first year physics notes.

I keep it in a box now.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 21:53, More)
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