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» Spoooky Coincidence
ARGGH...THE RING!
I was once on MSN messenger in my school years chatting away to one of my mates about that film "The Ring"...about how fukcing scary it is, when start to feel quite uneasy. "BRB" I typed. I was on my own in the house so I get up to turn the light on as only the little lamp is on at the moment. *click*... as soon as I switched the light on everything goes off! Lights/computer/TV...OFF! I fukcing shat myself, i'm always spooking myself out anyway and am a wuss so I jumped behind the sofa, curled into a ball and closed my eyes. Parents were out on the raz so I was there foe about 2 hours before they came back... oh how they laughed...
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 15:56, More)
ARGGH...THE RING!
I was once on MSN messenger in my school years chatting away to one of my mates about that film "The Ring"...about how fukcing scary it is, when start to feel quite uneasy. "BRB" I typed. I was on my own in the house so I get up to turn the light on as only the little lamp is on at the moment. *click*... as soon as I switched the light on everything goes off! Lights/computer/TV...OFF! I fukcing shat myself, i'm always spooking myself out anyway and am a wuss so I jumped behind the sofa, curled into a ball and closed my eyes. Parents were out on the raz so I was there foe about 2 hours before they came back... oh how they laughed...
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 15:56, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
pour homme.
When I was about 7, I remember my dad going to do a job in America(Americans suck with a capital S). He's a joiner and he was fitting some cabinets in a perfume shop. He was away for about 3 days and came back bearing glorious gifts. He had loads of little sample bottles of purfume which i guess the shop gave him(chances are he nicked it)
Anyway...me and my mum recieved loads of differnt samples and I found one that I really liked. It was called Joop. So for ages I wore it untill it ran out. I had some funny looks so i asked my dad if it was aftershave... "Dad, is this aftershave?"
"No, why?"
"Doesn't matter." heard nothing of it untill..
In year seven when I started to study the subject of french. One day we were learning about men and women and oh the irony when my teacher said "Homme means MEN"
Then i went into a flashback... I remembered myself looking at the bottle of Joop...main text saying JOOP and then underneath that it said...POUR HOMME! OH MY GOOD GOD! *END*
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 10:29, More)
pour homme.
When I was about 7, I remember my dad going to do a job in America(Americans suck with a capital S). He's a joiner and he was fitting some cabinets in a perfume shop. He was away for about 3 days and came back bearing glorious gifts. He had loads of little sample bottles of purfume which i guess the shop gave him(chances are he nicked it)
Anyway...me and my mum recieved loads of differnt samples and I found one that I really liked. It was called Joop. So for ages I wore it untill it ran out. I had some funny looks so i asked my dad if it was aftershave... "Dad, is this aftershave?"
"No, why?"
"Doesn't matter." heard nothing of it untill..
In year seven when I started to study the subject of french. One day we were learning about men and women and oh the irony when my teacher said "Homme means MEN"
Then i went into a flashback... I remembered myself looking at the bottle of Joop...main text saying JOOP and then underneath that it said...POUR HOMME! OH MY GOOD GOD! *END*
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 10:29, More)
» We have to talk
I love to use that phrase...
Me and my boyfriend have been going through a rough patch recently, he keeps saying he's going to move out cause I piss him off too much. Anyway, eveytime he goes missing I ring him and I ask where he is... "none of your business" is the response. He went to BLACKPOOL for the WEEKEND and didn't tell me, we live together for fucks sake! Eveytime I say we need to talk he goes into ARSE mode and avoids me. When I trap him at home and get him to talk to me it involves him saying h's going and me crying and begging him not to go, pathetic really. We seem to be getting on OK recently though if any1 cares :-D plus I won a dishwasher at work, I wont have to moan at him about doing his fair share of pots anymore :-P
(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 12:23, More)
I love to use that phrase...
Me and my boyfriend have been going through a rough patch recently, he keeps saying he's going to move out cause I piss him off too much. Anyway, eveytime he goes missing I ring him and I ask where he is... "none of your business" is the response. He went to BLACKPOOL for the WEEKEND and didn't tell me, we live together for fucks sake! Eveytime I say we need to talk he goes into ARSE mode and avoids me. When I trap him at home and get him to talk to me it involves him saying h's going and me crying and begging him not to go, pathetic really. We seem to be getting on OK recently though if any1 cares :-D plus I won a dishwasher at work, I wont have to moan at him about doing his fair share of pots anymore :-P
(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 12:23, More)
» Personal Hygiene
MY BOYFRIEND
Is quite vile... I don't know why I put up with it to be honest. I suppose I must love him enough to ignore it.
- He pisses ALL OVER the toilet and floor. Its disgusting, I have to wipe down the surrounding area before I can go to toilet.
- He must brush his teeth about once a week, his breath don't smell that bad but when it comes to kissing I direct him to the bathroom.
- His idea of a showering is facing the water, washing his face, hair, chest/stomach, armpits and crotch... he never washes his back/arms legs/ass. Its not as repulsive as it sounds. He don't seem that dirty. APPART from when he tries to piss me off he puts his finger down his arse crack and then puts it under my nose whilst I'm distracted. It's absoloutly vile.
- He leaves dirty skiddy pants around the bedroom.
- When he goes for a dump he hardly ever flushes the chain, even if he does there's MASSIVE skids on the bowl. And he doesn't know how to use the toilet brush.
- If he spills anything he just leaves it, if he uses the kitchen he leaves a shit load of mess and I'm constantly cleaning up after him.
- He leaves his things everywhere and blames me when things go missing, he says I tidy them away. Everything that goes missing is my fault!
- I got jam on the kitchen work surface which is clean, he placed a letter on it whilst reading it and had the cheek to tell me to "clean up after myself"
And no matter how many times I nag him about this he never stops it. He says if I stopped nagging he would tidy up after himself. I tried it for a week and the house was a dump. Then when I mentioned his theory and told him i'd not nagged him for a week he said "there you go again"
LENGTH? its huge, maybe thats another reason I put up with his vileness.
(Tue 27th Mar 2007, 17:29, More)
MY BOYFRIEND
Is quite vile... I don't know why I put up with it to be honest. I suppose I must love him enough to ignore it.
- He pisses ALL OVER the toilet and floor. Its disgusting, I have to wipe down the surrounding area before I can go to toilet.
- He must brush his teeth about once a week, his breath don't smell that bad but when it comes to kissing I direct him to the bathroom.
- His idea of a showering is facing the water, washing his face, hair, chest/stomach, armpits and crotch... he never washes his back/arms legs/ass. Its not as repulsive as it sounds. He don't seem that dirty. APPART from when he tries to piss me off he puts his finger down his arse crack and then puts it under my nose whilst I'm distracted. It's absoloutly vile.
- He leaves dirty skiddy pants around the bedroom.
- When he goes for a dump he hardly ever flushes the chain, even if he does there's MASSIVE skids on the bowl. And he doesn't know how to use the toilet brush.
- If he spills anything he just leaves it, if he uses the kitchen he leaves a shit load of mess and I'm constantly cleaning up after him.
- He leaves his things everywhere and blames me when things go missing, he says I tidy them away. Everything that goes missing is my fault!
- I got jam on the kitchen work surface which is clean, he placed a letter on it whilst reading it and had the cheek to tell me to "clean up after myself"
And no matter how many times I nag him about this he never stops it. He says if I stopped nagging he would tidy up after himself. I tried it for a week and the house was a dump. Then when I mentioned his theory and told him i'd not nagged him for a week he said "there you go again"
LENGTH? its huge, maybe thats another reason I put up with his vileness.
(Tue 27th Mar 2007, 17:29, More)
» Picky Eaters
VILE FOODS
TOMATOES & MUSHROOMS... horrible textures, horrible tastes, horrible smells. They make me feel fucking sick. Never liked them and yet my mum keeps telling me I'll love them by about the age of 30?! How does that theory work?
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 16:13, More)
VILE FOODS
TOMATOES & MUSHROOMS... horrible textures, horrible tastes, horrible smells. They make me feel fucking sick. Never liked them and yet my mum keeps telling me I'll love them by about the age of 30?! How does that theory work?
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 16:13, More)