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I am Sus, I am 17, I will soon be 18. I live in Glasgow, which is a nice city when you get to know it.
I can't use photoshop, but I enjoy looking at everyone else's efforts. :)
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I am Sus, I am 17, I will soon be 18. I live in Glasgow, which is a nice city when you get to know it.
I can't use photoshop, but I enjoy looking at everyone else's efforts. :)
Recent front page messages:
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» Dad Jokes
Two classics
Me: I'm thirsty.
Dad: Hi there, I'm Friday!
and
Me: I'm hungry.
Dad: I'm Germany, pleased to meet you.
He's for the home in a few years.
Also he insists on calling my boyfriend "Don from Dancaster." He honestly thinks he's the funniest person in the house.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 17:42, More)
Two classics
Me: I'm thirsty.
Dad: Hi there, I'm Friday!
and
Me: I'm hungry.
Dad: I'm Germany, pleased to meet you.
He's for the home in a few years.
Also he insists on calling my boyfriend "Don from Dancaster." He honestly thinks he's the funniest person in the house.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 17:42, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Harry Potter inside me
Me, my parents, aunt and uncle, brother and sister and 80-year-old Grandfather were sat down for Christmas dinner. I hadn't eaten all day, saving myself for the spread; and this coupled with the fact that I am a complete lightweight meant that the three glasses of champagne I'd drunk had gone straight to my head. My mum was telling everyone about my plans to be an author one day, her exact words being "Oh yes, I think Susanna has a Harry Potter inside her."
This struck me as being an hilarious statement, and so I shouted "WHOA! Disturbing image!" at the top of my voice. My utterly sober family all turned to stare at me, so I added the qualifier "I didn't mean it like that!"
Later that evening I fell headfirst into the boot of the car. Being the only drunk at Christmas is rubbish.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 17:58, More)
Harry Potter inside me
Me, my parents, aunt and uncle, brother and sister and 80-year-old Grandfather were sat down for Christmas dinner. I hadn't eaten all day, saving myself for the spread; and this coupled with the fact that I am a complete lightweight meant that the three glasses of champagne I'd drunk had gone straight to my head. My mum was telling everyone about my plans to be an author one day, her exact words being "Oh yes, I think Susanna has a Harry Potter inside her."
This struck me as being an hilarious statement, and so I shouted "WHOA! Disturbing image!" at the top of my voice. My utterly sober family all turned to stare at me, so I added the qualifier "I didn't mean it like that!"
Later that evening I fell headfirst into the boot of the car. Being the only drunk at Christmas is rubbish.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 17:58, More)
» Pet Names
Looks to me like "Tripod" is the new ice cream van
My cat was unimaginatively named "Bootsie" by my parents, being black with white paws. I, however, call him "Caligula", that being Latin for Bootsie (fact). I have yet to see him get up to any odd feats of sexual excess, but I've got my eye on him.
Also, my first pets were kittens called KItty and Korky, making my porn name "Kitty Cooney" which I think sounds more like a 55-year-old American soap actress.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 20:26, More)
Looks to me like "Tripod" is the new ice cream van
My cat was unimaginatively named "Bootsie" by my parents, being black with white paws. I, however, call him "Caligula", that being Latin for Bootsie (fact). I have yet to see him get up to any odd feats of sexual excess, but I've got my eye on him.
Also, my first pets were kittens called KItty and Korky, making my porn name "Kitty Cooney" which I think sounds more like a 55-year-old American soap actress.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 20:26, More)
» Irrational Fears
Kites
I hate kites, I can't watch them. ALSO hang gliders, hot air balloons...basically anything that floats around in the sky like that.
Once I was on an Outward Bound holiday and we were hill walking. When we reached the top it was windy as fuck, so the group leader brings out this massive orange "tent" that worked by us all getting inside it and sitting round the inside edge. When she went to pack it up, she asked me and my friend to help her. The wind caught it and tried to rip it out of our grasp, and I was absolutely terrified that we'd lose it and it would go flapping away across the hillside. That would have cracked me, I'd have ended up in a foetal ball on the grass.
I can totally understand that guy's fear of flags.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 17:28, More)
Kites
I hate kites, I can't watch them. ALSO hang gliders, hot air balloons...basically anything that floats around in the sky like that.
Once I was on an Outward Bound holiday and we were hill walking. When we reached the top it was windy as fuck, so the group leader brings out this massive orange "tent" that worked by us all getting inside it and sitting round the inside edge. When she went to pack it up, she asked me and my friend to help her. The wind caught it and tried to rip it out of our grasp, and I was absolutely terrified that we'd lose it and it would go flapping away across the hillside. That would have cracked me, I'd have ended up in a foetal ball on the grass.
I can totally understand that guy's fear of flags.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 17:28, More)