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Hi. I lurk. I'm a HS student in Seattle, WA. I swim. I draw. There's other stuff, but why would you care?

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» Putting the Fun in Funeral

FUNeral
Last summer my grandfather died. My mom and I flew back to Michigan for the funeral and wake, all very sad, as he was a very outgoing man. My mom's old Water Safety Instructor decided to come to the wake and bring his son along, as they were pretty close to the family. His son's about my age (18), and was unabashedly checking me out. Nothing like cruising for chicks at a wake.

(although if I saw him again, I'd tap that)
(Fri 12th May 2006, 4:19, More)

» Scary Neighbours

neighbour kid
A couple months ago, my mother was driving home. She sees a child playing in a tree, a common enough sight. But then the child falls out of the tree, and starts writhing as if he's broken his arm. My mom gets out of the car to check if he's OK, and he just gets up and smiles, then climbs back up in the tree.
Apparently he does this a lot, to any passerbys.
He is my hero.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 0:17, More)

» Missing body parts

missing body parts
In middle school my friends and I were a strange bunch. Our customary greeting was "How is your spleen?"
At least until we went off to high school and, by this method, one of us found out that in fact one of the teachers had their spleen removed that summer because of illness.
It made for a very very awkward moment.
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 6:30, More)

» Teenage Poetry

Not mine, sadly, but a friend's
I am immortal
Life flows through me endlessly
Much time for cookies
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 0:15, More)

» Weird Traditions

traditions, or maybe my family's a bit obsessive-compulsive
See a VW Beetle, punch the person next to you and yell "Slug bug (color)!" Two hits for VW busses, "Double bug (")!"
Hold your breath through a tunnel and make a wish, which is difficult under what seems to be three connected tunnels in downtown Seattle.
Blow up something strange on the 4th of July- such as a rubber chicken or toy army men.
Dressing up nicely every Thursday.
Buy a slurpee (no slushies, no other cheap immitations) before the first swim meet of the summer.
Get sloshed the night before leaving a foreign country.
Buy a Charlie Brown tree for Xmas.
Always yell “Buns of steel!� at cyclists.
Similar to White Rabbit, but it’s “Happy Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Day.�
If you see a license plate with two letters or numbers in a row, you hit someone once. Three in a row, two hits etc., and call out “double (letter/number)�
Yell “Shut up!� at radio commercials before changing the station.
Pinch someone whilst going past a monkey puzzle tree, say “Monkey tree, can’t touch me.�
Pauses in conversations with friends are usually ended swiftly with my reaching for their boobs, regardless of gender.
Roll down window and yell “moo� at cows. “Baa� for sheep, and “LLAMA!� for llamas.
If my mom or I have an object in our hand, and we are confused, we put it on our head.
(Wed 3rd Aug 2005, 0:10, More)
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