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My name is Joe.
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I got asked to judge the b3ta 'Movie Posters Of Your Life' image challenge. Look!.
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Joep.org.uk
My name is Joe.
He is me by mictoboy:
I have a website - www.joep.org.uk.
I got asked to judge the b3ta 'Movie Posters Of Your Life' image challenge. Look!.
Grape/Goldfish Confusion * Man in shoe in cupboard * Pritt Stick * Hyperbole * Nut Roast * Letter Dog * Goat * BOB ROSS: Painter Of Faces * Protest * Sloth * Water Slide * Toaster Shock * Blessed and Heliums * Great Scott * Pissed Squirrel * Jimmy Carr * New Generation Dalek * Long Wiskers * Fly Times * Insurance Nightmare * Gangsta Keeping Up Appearances * RC Tortoise * Lost of the Summer Wine * Music and Food * James Blunt * House Of Frasier * Don't Give Edam * Calendar * The OCD * ERR...
Profile designed using this wonderful thingy made by djol and my own newly aquired knowledge of css.
Recent front page messages:
Soon after the adverts were taken off TV
the nightmares began.
My Website|My Gallery
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 2:54, More)
the nightmares began.
My Website|My Gallery
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 2:54, More)
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» Near Death Experiences
Near death experience
My mum , my brother and I were driving down a country road a few months ago and there is a corner in this piece of road where it is impossible to see if there is anything coming in the oppososite driection.
As we drove round the corner a tractor, being driven at twice the speed any sane man would drive came hurtling towards us. Seeing as the road is only wide enough for one car and tractor driver seemed not to have heard of brakes, he decided to mount the bank at the side of the road.
Result. We were left sitting with a large tractor, with one half about two meter higher up than the other, rocking side to side above our heads.
What made it even worse was that my brother and I were singing "Summer loving" from Grease and we thought it be the last song we ever sang.
(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 16:25, More)
Near death experience
My mum , my brother and I were driving down a country road a few months ago and there is a corner in this piece of road where it is impossible to see if there is anything coming in the oppososite driection.
As we drove round the corner a tractor, being driven at twice the speed any sane man would drive came hurtling towards us. Seeing as the road is only wide enough for one car and tractor driver seemed not to have heard of brakes, he decided to mount the bank at the side of the road.
Result. We were left sitting with a large tractor, with one half about two meter higher up than the other, rocking side to side above our heads.
What made it even worse was that my brother and I were singing "Summer loving" from Grease and we thought it be the last song we ever sang.
(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 16:25, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What the difference between Jesus and an
oil painting?
You only need one nail to hang a Painting.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:01, More)
What the difference between Jesus and an
oil painting?
You only need one nail to hang a Painting.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:01, More)
» Irrational Fears
I am obsessive
compulsive, i am afraid of touching my brother or any thing he may have touched, but i getting over it slowly.
I also feel sick when I touch polystyrene packaging or chalk or when I hear somone else touch them. I always try to avoid them.
Its probably not irrationa but im afraid of heigths because when im high up i always what to jump.
I am really terifide of speaking in public and alway make a fool of myself when i do.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 18:38, More)
I am obsessive
compulsive, i am afraid of touching my brother or any thing he may have touched, but i getting over it slowly.
I also feel sick when I touch polystyrene packaging or chalk or when I hear somone else touch them. I always try to avoid them.
Its probably not irrationa but im afraid of heigths because when im high up i always what to jump.
I am really terifide of speaking in public and alway make a fool of myself when i do.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 18:38, More)