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» Old People Talk Bollocks

Granny
My great granny is dead now thank fuck. Miserable whispy chinned, piss ridden, stinkin, moaning old cunt. Still, the money came in handy.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 17:27, More)

» Slang Survey

Rebore
On a recent trip to Australia (Which my mother bought for me as a special Christmas treat) I came to know the phrase "She's due for a rebore" This would be done by inserting a leg of lamb up in through the said womans "Bomb Doors" Once inserted the bone would be pulled out of the leg of lamb, giving the woman a "Rebore" ...........Slag!
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 11:12, More)

» Irrational Fears

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Crisps!
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 12:16, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

I Want
A self patting device which would fit on the back of my mates dog so that the fuckin hateful thing stops jumping up at me everytime i go through the fuckin door. I hate pets!
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 15:17, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

Hic
On a recent trip to Dublin which my brother very kindly paid for as a birthday treat i downed a whole can of Fosters Lager. Hard bastard me!
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 14:03, More)
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