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» World's Sickest Joke
leprosy
johnny skips up the path, knocks on the door....woman answers...and johnny says...
"can tommy come out to play?"
"no, tommy's got leprosy"
johnny says.."can I come in and watch him rot?"
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 21:43, More)
leprosy
johnny skips up the path, knocks on the door....woman answers...and johnny says...
"can tommy come out to play?"
"no, tommy's got leprosy"
johnny says.."can I come in and watch him rot?"
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 21:43, More)
» Shoddy Presents
tight c0w
my aunt loves Christmas and would make all her own decorations and spend a fortune on her children and grandchildren...but sadly not me... i got random shite.....one year after being given a set of 4 brown glass mugs the year before I had high hopes when I ripped off the paper to see a portable CD player...woo and yay...ran over to auntie gave her big hug and kiss...."no dear open the box"...er OK I thought...humour her...i know that the CD player will look like the one in the box......and what was inside....a pair of M&S brown tights... sigh.....
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 15:49, More)
tight c0w
my aunt loves Christmas and would make all her own decorations and spend a fortune on her children and grandchildren...but sadly not me... i got random shite.....one year after being given a set of 4 brown glass mugs the year before I had high hopes when I ripped off the paper to see a portable CD player...woo and yay...ran over to auntie gave her big hug and kiss...."no dear open the box"...er OK I thought...humour her...i know that the CD player will look like the one in the box......and what was inside....a pair of M&S brown tights... sigh.....
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 15:49, More)
» Local Nutters
cornflake man
so called because he used to whar a cornflake box on his head. he used to scare us kids....think he got locked up for kiddy fiddling....
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 19:58, More)
cornflake man
so called because he used to whar a cornflake box on his head. he used to scare us kids....think he got locked up for kiddy fiddling....
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 19:58, More)
» People with Stupid Names
;o)
i work with a girl called Wendy House.... I also know a guy called ed chicken...and another called ed balls...when he answers the phone he says "balls, how can i help?" oo oo oo and the head of the food standards agency is called geoffrey podger...that always makes me giggle
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 14:12, More)
;o)
i work with a girl called Wendy House.... I also know a guy called ed chicken...and another called ed balls...when he answers the phone he says "balls, how can i help?" oo oo oo and the head of the food standards agency is called geoffrey podger...that always makes me giggle
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 14:12, More)