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30 year old married broad.
No photo shop skills.
Addicted to cheese, domokun, porno, beer, the internet, and rock and roll.
Be my friend.
Recent front page messages:
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» Best Comebacks
three more...
when i can't think of anything better to say i say:
1. if you were my child i would have eaten you while your bones were still soft.
2. your ma should have swallowed.
3. the best part of you ran down your ma's leg.
gross but gets the point across :)
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 4:33, More)
three more...
when i can't think of anything better to say i say:
1. if you were my child i would have eaten you while your bones were still soft.
2. your ma should have swallowed.
3. the best part of you ran down your ma's leg.
gross but gets the point across :)
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 4:33, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
while working at a resort hotel
i was asked by one of the little old ladies staying at the hotel, if i could go buy her stool softener. she gave me a 20 and told me to keep the change.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 23:12, More)
while working at a resort hotel
i was asked by one of the little old ladies staying at the hotel, if i could go buy her stool softener. she gave me a 20 and told me to keep the change.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 23:12, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Little girls and boys are evil.
My last name is Amanda Dagley and when I was little there was a terrible little girl that used to call me Amanda Gag Me. Sure, my feelings were hurt, but I beat her up so it was ok...
(Fri 19th May 2006, 11:43, More)
Little girls and boys are evil.
My last name is Amanda Dagley and when I was little there was a terrible little girl that used to call me Amanda Gag Me. Sure, my feelings were hurt, but I beat her up so it was ok...
(Fri 19th May 2006, 11:43, More)
» Your Revenge Stories
bad teacher
we have all had a bad teacher who just hates us. mine was my 10th grade english teacher. the year after i was out of her class, she ended up being the head of the prom committee i was on. i asked her if i could go to my locker to get a tampon because i had started my period. she said yes and told me that it sucked to me to have my period during the prom and that she had already finished with hers.
to make a long story short, i went into her classroom and peed all over her carpet and then wiped snot on her chair. not very mature, but it got my point across, even if she never knew about it :)
(Fri 14th May 2004, 3:58, More)
bad teacher
we have all had a bad teacher who just hates us. mine was my 10th grade english teacher. the year after i was out of her class, she ended up being the head of the prom committee i was on. i asked her if i could go to my locker to get a tampon because i had started my period. she said yes and told me that it sucked to me to have my period during the prom and that she had already finished with hers.
to make a long story short, i went into her classroom and peed all over her carpet and then wiped snot on her chair. not very mature, but it got my point across, even if she never knew about it :)
(Fri 14th May 2004, 3:58, More)
» Best Comebacks
One night after too many beers,
I was with my friend and my fiance. We were at a local pizza place and I was feeling rowdy. My fiance, Jayme, mentioned to a friend of his ex girlfriend that we had gotten engaged. So she told the ex, who promptly came over to tell us how happy (yea right) that she was for us. I find her to be a most annoying waste of skin. She had on numerous occasions, said a lot of stuff behind my back as to how she didn't like me and blah blah. As she is rambling her congratulations, I am getting quite peeved. She was a mean girlfriend to my fiance and one thing she would never do was give him oral sex. Her friend walks in and says, "Hey your friend is looking for you." She said she would be with them in a bit. He leaves. Comes back to tell her that it was ok, to take her time cause she was "sucking some guys di*k". To which I replied, "That's impossible, M******t doesn't suck di*k, just ask Jayme!" She just looked at me and walked away. I shouted to her about how much I didn't like her or her bad mouthing me. Funny, she never came near me again.
First reply here, love to read em all tho.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 1:05, More)
One night after too many beers,
I was with my friend and my fiance. We were at a local pizza place and I was feeling rowdy. My fiance, Jayme, mentioned to a friend of his ex girlfriend that we had gotten engaged. So she told the ex, who promptly came over to tell us how happy (yea right) that she was for us. I find her to be a most annoying waste of skin. She had on numerous occasions, said a lot of stuff behind my back as to how she didn't like me and blah blah. As she is rambling her congratulations, I am getting quite peeved. She was a mean girlfriend to my fiance and one thing she would never do was give him oral sex. Her friend walks in and says, "Hey your friend is looking for you." She said she would be with them in a bit. He leaves. Comes back to tell her that it was ok, to take her time cause she was "sucking some guys di*k". To which I replied, "That's impossible, M******t doesn't suck di*k, just ask Jayme!" She just looked at me and walked away. I shouted to her about how much I didn't like her or her bad mouthing me. Funny, she never came near me again.
First reply here, love to read em all tho.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 1:05, More)