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» My Worst Date
My Worst Date
Many years ago, I used to work at the head office of an electrical wholesaler and took phone orders from the branches for stock replenishment.
Anyway, there was this bird from Stevenage that I used to talk to who had an amazingly sexy voice. Anyway, we made arrangements for me to go up there and meet her one weekend. So I got to Stevenage station and slowly walked along the platform watching to see who met whom and trying to put a face to the voice. Needless to say, all the fit birds dissapeared slowly leaving this one ...dwarf left on the platform. She looked like a cross between George Best and Mr. Punch (nose almost touching chin) and was about 4'3".
Sadly, the train had already pulled out of the station, so I couldnt get back on. I ended up spending a couple of hours there with her.
It was scary - she kept talking about leaving home and having sex. I was terrified she was going to suggest we did it. Anyway, I escaped, but had to endure her rasping tongue action. There were endless calls at work until I quit.
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 16:23, More)
My Worst Date
Many years ago, I used to work at the head office of an electrical wholesaler and took phone orders from the branches for stock replenishment.
Anyway, there was this bird from Stevenage that I used to talk to who had an amazingly sexy voice. Anyway, we made arrangements for me to go up there and meet her one weekend. So I got to Stevenage station and slowly walked along the platform watching to see who met whom and trying to put a face to the voice. Needless to say, all the fit birds dissapeared slowly leaving this one ...dwarf left on the platform. She looked like a cross between George Best and Mr. Punch (nose almost touching chin) and was about 4'3".
Sadly, the train had already pulled out of the station, so I couldnt get back on. I ended up spending a couple of hours there with her.
It was scary - she kept talking about leaving home and having sex. I was terrified she was going to suggest we did it. Anyway, I escaped, but had to endure her rasping tongue action. There were endless calls at work until I quit.
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 16:23, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
Reading through this
thread and seeing that everyone else is younger than me (39).
When I was a kid, me and me mate Bob used to wonder what it would be like in the "Year 2000" - we came to the concensus that everyone would have flying cars, live in space stations and wear silver suits with diagonal zips. Not far wrong, then.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 13:46, More)
Reading through this
thread and seeing that everyone else is younger than me (39).
When I was a kid, me and me mate Bob used to wonder what it would be like in the "Year 2000" - we came to the concensus that everyone would have flying cars, live in space stations and wear silver suits with diagonal zips. Not far wrong, then.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 13:46, More)