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» Near Death Experiences
Bouncy things
Back when I was 8, my cousin hired out a bouncy castle for his birthday, was great fun until the parents decided there had been enough vomiting for one day so they took off the pump and told us to carry on jumping so we could get all the air out and then fold it up. After a bit the bounciness was lost we were jumping face first into a concrete patio, but I course I didn’t care. A few minutes later, the sides had collapsed on top of me and then something hit me, literally. I was being folded up with the castle, and to do this the other kids and now parents were jumping on this lump in the middle of the plastic as it was rolled up. I’m being suffocated and crushed by my own family, only seconds before I lose consciousness. Had to think quick, so I did the only thing I could; kicked and screamed like a little girl. Luckily I was heard and I went on to waste the rest of my life, but with a massive fear of inflatable objects and a huge dent in my masculinity.
(Sun 28th Nov 2004, 18:44, More)
Bouncy things
Back when I was 8, my cousin hired out a bouncy castle for his birthday, was great fun until the parents decided there had been enough vomiting for one day so they took off the pump and told us to carry on jumping so we could get all the air out and then fold it up. After a bit the bounciness was lost we were jumping face first into a concrete patio, but I course I didn’t care. A few minutes later, the sides had collapsed on top of me and then something hit me, literally. I was being folded up with the castle, and to do this the other kids and now parents were jumping on this lump in the middle of the plastic as it was rolled up. I’m being suffocated and crushed by my own family, only seconds before I lose consciousness. Had to think quick, so I did the only thing I could; kicked and screamed like a little girl. Luckily I was heard and I went on to waste the rest of my life, but with a massive fear of inflatable objects and a huge dent in my masculinity.
(Sun 28th Nov 2004, 18:44, More)
» Childhood bad taste
I wear glasses. Not just any glasses.
My first set were reasonably normal (chosen by Dad, if i'd had way...)
My second set were green and red (Timmy Mallet style, he was cool…wasn’t he?…)
My third set were gold, blue and had purple arms. PURPLE arms! My logic was it would blend in with my skin. “Of course dear” said Mum who did nothing to stop me.
I was bullied and my teachers thought I was gay.
My fourth set (I’m now 14) had frames the size of a tennis ball. FOR NO REASON. They were also brown.
Edit: Pictures. Be aware I now wear FCUK, slightly fashionable glasses now Clicky Clicky Clicky (230k)
(Mon 13th Dec 2004, 16:43, More)
I wear glasses. Not just any glasses.
My first set were reasonably normal (chosen by Dad, if i'd had way...)
My second set were green and red (Timmy Mallet style, he was cool…wasn’t he?…)
My third set were gold, blue and had purple arms. PURPLE arms! My logic was it would blend in with my skin. “Of course dear” said Mum who did nothing to stop me.
I was bullied and my teachers thought I was gay.
My fourth set (I’m now 14) had frames the size of a tennis ball. FOR NO REASON. They were also brown.
Edit: Pictures. Be aware I now wear FCUK, slightly fashionable glasses now Clicky Clicky Clicky (230k)
(Mon 13th Dec 2004, 16:43, More)
» Childhood bad taste
'My Fave Tracks'
The music tastes mentioned on here remind me of the first tape I ever made. Entitled ‘My Fave Tracks’ it contains the following:
Jean Michel Jarre - 2 tracks of pure 60’s trance
Rod Stewart - 2 tracks of pure scottish rock music (Drums? Check. Bass and Air Guitar? Check. Bagpipes and flute? Check. Old drunk moaning during guitar solo? Check.)
Tubular Bells II - The long one with loads of instruments and a man with a funny voice. Which I thought this was great
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!! -And I’m a Luton fan but it sounded cool
Commodores - or something, “Don’t leave me this way, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..BABY!!!!1!”)
Ode to Joy - …Direct from the Civilisation II game…indeed.
The Miami Vice Theme Tune -I used to dance to this…
And these were my ‘favourite’.
After that its Madonna, Bananarama, classic Kylie and The Pointer Sisters all the way.
My current ‘archived’ CD collection includes Huey Lewis and the News too (It’s hip to be square! lol, rofl, /coat), The Lion King soundtrack and err..Tubular Bells II.
(Mon 13th Dec 2004, 16:31, More)
'My Fave Tracks'
The music tastes mentioned on here remind me of the first tape I ever made. Entitled ‘My Fave Tracks’ it contains the following:
Jean Michel Jarre - 2 tracks of pure 60’s trance
Rod Stewart - 2 tracks of pure scottish rock music (Drums? Check. Bass and Air Guitar? Check. Bagpipes and flute? Check. Old drunk moaning during guitar solo? Check.)
Tubular Bells II - The long one with loads of instruments and a man with a funny voice. Which I thought this was great
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!! -And I’m a Luton fan but it sounded cool
Commodores - or something, “Don’t leave me this way, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..BABY!!!!1!”)
Ode to Joy - …Direct from the Civilisation II game…indeed.
The Miami Vice Theme Tune -I used to dance to this…
And these were my ‘favourite’.
After that its Madonna, Bananarama, classic Kylie and The Pointer Sisters all the way.
My current ‘archived’ CD collection includes Huey Lewis and the News too (It’s hip to be square! lol, rofl, /coat), The Lion King soundtrack and err..Tubular Bells II.
(Mon 13th Dec 2004, 16:31, More)