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» Stuff You've Overheard
An Overweight colleague
of mine was talking to her irritating (and stupid) boyfriend on the phone one day when I heard here reading out a pizza menu. "large cheese feast, large meat feast, spicy chicken..." and on it went. I thought she was just telling him what was available until she said, "how much does that come to? do you want anymore?" I nearly choked on my biscuit when I heard her say, "£73.24? do you think that's enough for the two of us?"
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:47, More)
An Overweight colleague
of mine was talking to her irritating (and stupid) boyfriend on the phone one day when I heard here reading out a pizza menu. "large cheese feast, large meat feast, spicy chicken..." and on it went. I thought she was just telling him what was available until she said, "how much does that come to? do you want anymore?" I nearly choked on my biscuit when I heard her say, "£73.24? do you think that's enough for the two of us?"
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:47, More)
» Best Comebacks
Not mine but a classic
From South Park:
"Present them!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 19:19, More)
Not mine but a classic
From South Park:
"Present them!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 19:19, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
I've never been more drunk..
The girl I was secretly seeing from work, a couple of mates and I went out for the evening, we got to the pub at 9:30 and started necking vodkas to catch up. At 1am we realised the pub had a late licence (how time flies when you're having fun) and we left to get a cab. What happened next i found out from my bank statement and phone bill. I withdrew 20 quid and bought a pizza and also called a cab. Next thing I remember I'm being sick in my girl's bath before being carried up to her room to 'sleep it off' she stayed with me and we ended up shagging all night. To this day I still don't know how I managed it! Huzzah!
(Sun 6th Mar 2005, 23:04, More)
I've never been more drunk..
The girl I was secretly seeing from work, a couple of mates and I went out for the evening, we got to the pub at 9:30 and started necking vodkas to catch up. At 1am we realised the pub had a late licence (how time flies when you're having fun) and we left to get a cab. What happened next i found out from my bank statement and phone bill. I withdrew 20 quid and bought a pizza and also called a cab. Next thing I remember I'm being sick in my girl's bath before being carried up to her room to 'sleep it off' she stayed with me and we ended up shagging all night. To this day I still don't know how I managed it! Huzzah!
(Sun 6th Mar 2005, 23:04, More)
» Best Comebacks
My comeback
Doctor j:
You talkin' to someone else too, you whore?
Me:
...I'll be a msn slut if I wanna and you can't stop me!
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 19:16, More)
My comeback
Doctor j:
You talkin' to someone else too, you whore?
Me:
...I'll be a msn slut if I wanna and you can't stop me!
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 19:16, More)