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» Impromptu Games You Play

Xtreme pidgeon swingball
A superior version of this sport is to buy a bag of trill or whatever, next go to a good fast road. now the art here is to find a good stretch of the road, I recomend a blind corner or just over the brow of a hill. Next apply a liberal sprinkling of birdseed to the middle of the road, sit back and watch... my mate once had six 'geons wiped out in one hit by a BT van
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 10:27, More)

» The Best / Worst thing I've ever eaten

Vegetarian Intestines
In Taiwan, among other delights they sell in the supermarket, vacuum packed "vegetarian intestines"

watch out Linda McCartney
(Fri 27th May 2011, 14:37, More)

» Hypocrisy

Moralising hippies
Personally, I take umbrage against moralizing po-faced puritanical hippies who boycott nestle products because they are an unethical corporation (a fair enough point in itself). Yet happily smoke fags made by British American Tobacco, or snuffle lines of cocaine - courtesy of the columbian drugs cartel.

Inside every revolutionary there's a policeman...
(Fri 20th Feb 2009, 11:36, More)

» Personal Hygiene

china
If anyone has ever... used a latrine in the Peoples Republic of China, they too will know the meaning of pure unholy filth.

I couldnt shit for a week .......
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 11:05, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

self righteous
and by the way sorry custard....I wholly agree with you about the self righteousness of said member
(Wed 14th Jul 2004, 11:25, More)
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