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» Stupid Tourists
General knowledge
I was on holiday in Mexico, and the hotel held a quiz night. We were at a table next to some apparently rather dim-looking girls from Chicago.
So when the question was asked 'How many legs has a spider?', I felt surprised and a little chastened by the speed with which one of the girls buzzed and said '8'.
Until she turned to her friends and said, 'because spiders are insects and /all/ insects have 8 legs'. :]
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 14:06, More)
General knowledge
I was on holiday in Mexico, and the hotel held a quiz night. We were at a table next to some apparently rather dim-looking girls from Chicago.
So when the question was asked 'How many legs has a spider?', I felt surprised and a little chastened by the speed with which one of the girls buzzed and said '8'.
Until she turned to her friends and said, 'because spiders are insects and /all/ insects have 8 legs'. :]
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 14:06, More)
» Missing body parts
The vanishing bone
When I came off my bicycle last July, breaking my wrist and finger, the surgeon took some bone out of my hip to make my finger and wrist bones whole again. But I hadn't broken the skin on either my finger or my wrist. So where did the bone from the finger and wrist go? Or do I now have too much bone in my finger and wrist (not to mention the titanium plates and screws (aka adamantium claws))?
(Thu 8th Jun 2006, 16:19, More)
The vanishing bone
When I came off my bicycle last July, breaking my wrist and finger, the surgeon took some bone out of my hip to make my finger and wrist bones whole again. But I hadn't broken the skin on either my finger or my wrist. So where did the bone from the finger and wrist go? Or do I now have too much bone in my finger and wrist (not to mention the titanium plates and screws (aka adamantium claws))?
(Thu 8th Jun 2006, 16:19, More)
» Toilets
Dodgy man
When I was about 12, my parents and I stopped at a motorway service station for a pee break. I started weeing away at the urinal. A man came and started weeing next to me.
Not odd, except for the fact that the loos were basically deserted, and there was a long line of about 30 urinals he could have chosen. But it gets worse.
Slightly perturbed I went to the other end of the room to a basin to wash my hands - dirty places, these motorway service stations, not to mention my pre-pubescent private parts. Sure enough, the man comes to use the basin next to me - dozens of others available. But it gets worse.
The man gets his cock out, and starts to wash it in the basin next to me.
As I leave at speed, I don't stop to dry my hands.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 11:33, More)
Dodgy man
When I was about 12, my parents and I stopped at a motorway service station for a pee break. I started weeing away at the urinal. A man came and started weeing next to me.
Not odd, except for the fact that the loos were basically deserted, and there was a long line of about 30 urinals he could have chosen. But it gets worse.
Slightly perturbed I went to the other end of the room to a basin to wash my hands - dirty places, these motorway service stations, not to mention my pre-pubescent private parts. Sure enough, the man comes to use the basin next to me - dozens of others available. But it gets worse.
The man gets his cock out, and starts to wash it in the basin next to me.
As I leave at speed, I don't stop to dry my hands.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 11:33, More)
» My Worst Vomit
On a coach. Oh dear
Going back 10 years, at school: not satisfied that the regulation 4 cans of beer would be sufficient, so supplemented by best part of a bottle of Smirnoff. Eventually put to bed, was sick, thrown into cold bath, returned to bed, woke up 4.30am, sick for 3 hours, then had to board coach. With bucket. So ill that after a while the coach had to stop for me to empty my bucket into the hedge at the side of the road.
Had roast lunch. Felt much better.
Only just becoming able to drink vodka again.
Alex
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 14:59, More)
On a coach. Oh dear
Going back 10 years, at school: not satisfied that the regulation 4 cans of beer would be sufficient, so supplemented by best part of a bottle of Smirnoff. Eventually put to bed, was sick, thrown into cold bath, returned to bed, woke up 4.30am, sick for 3 hours, then had to board coach. With bucket. So ill that after a while the coach had to stop for me to empty my bucket into the hedge at the side of the road.
Had roast lunch. Felt much better.
Only just becoming able to drink vodka again.
Alex
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 14:59, More)