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Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Is that definitely the ship?
Robot: Affirmative Captain we have confirmed positive identification
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Don't answer back
Robot: What?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: I said don't answer back.
Robot: I didn't Captain
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Well you did just then!
Robot: I didn't mean to Captain
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: You dare to lie to me?
Robot: No Captain!
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Don't interrupt.
Robot: What?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: I said don't interrupt.
Robot: I didn't Captain.
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Don't contradict me!
Guard! Take this this robot away and shoot him.
Guard: Shoot him Captain?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Don't question my orders!
Guard: No Captain, honestly I wouldn't
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: You dare to patronize me?
Guard: I....
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: When you've shot the prisoner... shoot yourself
Guard: aah...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Then throw yourself out of the nearest airlock!
Guard: Yes Captain! At once Captain!
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: The next peep out of any of you, you ALL get it in the neck.... is that understood?....................... well?
(pause)
Robot 2: Yes sir Captain
(sound of laser guns firing)
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Computer!...................... COMMMPUTER?!
Computer: errrrrrr yes Captain
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Get me a long distance subether line to my private braincare specialist
Computer: At once Captain!
Gag Halfront: Aaaah! Captain Prostecnic, and how are ve feeling today?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: I appear to have wiped out half of my crew
Gag Halfront: So... you have just viped out half of your crew have you?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: That's what I said
Gag Halfront: So... zat's vot you said is it?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Yes
Gag Halfront: Zat IS vot you said is it?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Yes
Gag Halfront: So your answer to my question "Zat is vot you said is it?" is yes.
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Yes....... Mr Halfront I have have just wiped out half of my crew
Gag Halfront: So... you have just viped out half of your cr...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: YE-ESSSS!!
Gag Halfront: I see, vell, zis is very interesting.
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Well?!
Gag Halfront: I think zat zis is perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon, ze natural and healthy channelling of agressive instincts into acts of senseless violence...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Well, that what you always say!
Gag Halfront: Vell, I think zat zis is perfectly normal behaviour for a psychiatrist, Ha! Excellent, ve are clearly both very vell adjusted in our mental attitudes today! Now tell me, vot news of ze mission?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: We have located the ship.
Gag Halfront: Good, and ze occupants?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: The Earth man, the Prefect being aaaaand..... Zaphod Beeblebrox
Gag Halfront: Aaah, zis is most regrettable...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: A personal friend?
Gag Halfront: No, in my profession ve never make personal friends
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Aah! Professional detachment!
Gag Halfront: No... ve just don't have ze knack
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From Memory...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Is that definitely the ship?
Robot: Affirmative Captain we have confirmed positive identification
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Don't answer back
Robot: What?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: I said don't answer back.
Robot: I didn't Captain
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Well you did just then!
Robot: I didn't mean to Captain
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: You dare to lie to me?
Robot: No Captain!
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Don't interrupt.
Robot: What?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: I said don't interrupt.
Robot: I didn't Captain.
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Don't contradict me!
Guard! Take this this robot away and shoot him.
Guard: Shoot him Captain?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Don't question my orders!
Guard: No Captain, honestly I wouldn't
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: You dare to patronize me?
Guard: I....
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: When you've shot the prisoner... shoot yourself
Guard: aah...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Then throw yourself out of the nearest airlock!
Guard: Yes Captain! At once Captain!
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: The next peep out of any of you, you ALL get it in the neck.... is that understood?....................... well?
(pause)
Robot 2: Yes sir Captain
(sound of laser guns firing)
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Computer!...................... COMMMPUTER?!
Computer: errrrrrr yes Captain
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Get me a long distance subether line to my private braincare specialist
Computer: At once Captain!
Gag Halfront: Aaaah! Captain Prostecnic, and how are ve feeling today?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: I appear to have wiped out half of my crew
Gag Halfront: So... you have just viped out half of your crew have you?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: That's what I said
Gag Halfront: So... zat's vot you said is it?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Yes
Gag Halfront: Zat IS vot you said is it?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Yes
Gag Halfront: So your answer to my question "Zat is vot you said is it?" is yes.
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Yes....... Mr Halfront I have have just wiped out half of my crew
Gag Halfront: So... you have just viped out half of your cr...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: YE-ESSSS!!
Gag Halfront: I see, vell, zis is very interesting.
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Well?!
Gag Halfront: I think zat zis is perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon, ze natural and healthy channelling of agressive instincts into acts of senseless violence...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Well, that what you always say!
Gag Halfront: Vell, I think zat zis is perfectly normal behaviour for a psychiatrist, Ha! Excellent, ve are clearly both very vell adjusted in our mental attitudes today! Now tell me, vot news of ze mission?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: We have located the ship.
Gag Halfront: Good, and ze occupants?
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: The Earth man, the Prefect being aaaaand..... Zaphod Beeblebrox
Gag Halfront: Aaah, zis is most regrettable...
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: A personal friend?
Gag Halfront: No, in my profession ve never make personal friends
Prostecnic Vogon Jeltz: Aah! Professional detachment!
Gag Halfront: No... ve just don't have ze knack
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