b3ta.com user Chairman Mur
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for Chairman Mur:
Profile Info:

Ex Pat (butcher), From the Wirral but now live and teach English in Japan.

Recent front page messages:


none

Best answers to questions:

» Accidental innuendo

Bilingual cocks ups
Whilst working in Japan teaching english I encountered two classic slip ups made in a Junior high school
first, when asked by a teacher at his school what his impression of the students was, my friend wanting to say "shaberi hito ooii" (meaning there are alot of talkative students) he accidentally said "Shaburi hito ooii." (meaning there are a alot of cock suckers!)
Secondly after being helped by a female teacher a friend tried to say "Kansha shitai imasu" (meaning i wish to show you my gratitude) but instead said "Gansha shitai imasu!" (meaning i want to come in your face!)
Not so much of an innuendo but funnier than Dr Banners slip up in Portugese.
(Tue 17th Jun 2008, 6:13, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Almost famous
When I was in 6th form our art teacher took us to see a gilbert and george exhibition at the liverpool tate gallery in Albert dock. As soon as he turned his back we rushed over to the "This morning" studio to shout shoplifter at Ritchard Finigan through the window.
(Tue 16th Nov 2004, 5:58, More)