» Inappropriate crushes

i feel dirty
Kirsty Allsopp
Vanessa Feltz
Emma "Hermione" Watson

all at once

...i'm going to hell for that....
(Tue 3rd Oct 2006, 22:00, More)

» Fire!

Don’t play with Meccano Fire kids…
To be filed under the heading “It seemed like a good idea at the time”

Back when I was a young whipper-snapper (about 10-ish) my best mate and I decided that the best way to liven up a dull afternoon was to set fire to bits of plastic Meccano. As anyone who as ever tried this knows, it burns very well and drips globules of burning plastic with a nice fizzing sound :O)

Any-hoo… best mate decides it would be good to spice things up a bit by waving the burning Meccano around in the air. Due to a slight trajectory miscalculation he ends up spraying fire in my general direction. I feel a slight tingling sensation on my right arm and look down to see a few inches of my flesh ablaze with burning plastic. Fucksocks! Cue me hopping around like a loon trying to rub the molten plastic from my arm… and taking a good few layers of skin with it at the time.

Being the independent sort of chap that I am (and fearing a good kicking for burning stuff without a permit) I didn’t tell my parents any of this. I just slapped on loads of Savlon, stuck a big plaster over the burn and wore long-sleeved shirts for a while !!

For years I had a weird pinkish scar (about 4 inches long, apologies for length) that would never tan ! It’s all healed now.. as though you care….>sobsob<
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 14:59, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

Regrets?
*bursts into song*

Je ne regrette rien....
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 14:10, More)