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» Unexpected Nudity
It was a party
I was on one end of a 3 person couch. My friend was in the middle. I guy I'd never met was on the other end. We were watching television. So obviously it was a pretty awesome party. But it was about to get awesomer. My friend goes "what the fuck" and whacks my arm. I turn to the left and the guy on the other end of the couch is sitting there. Beer in the left hand. Cigarette in the right hand. Limp penis hanging out his fly. Silently watching television.
So I figured he was on to something and that's how I always watch telly nowadays
(Mon 1st Jun 2009, 11:58, More)
It was a party
I was on one end of a 3 person couch. My friend was in the middle. I guy I'd never met was on the other end. We were watching television. So obviously it was a pretty awesome party. But it was about to get awesomer. My friend goes "what the fuck" and whacks my arm. I turn to the left and the guy on the other end of the couch is sitting there. Beer in the left hand. Cigarette in the right hand. Limp penis hanging out his fly. Silently watching television.
So I figured he was on to something and that's how I always watch telly nowadays
(Mon 1st Jun 2009, 11:58, More)
» Awesome Sickies
You whinging bastards
I get 25 sick days a year. In 3 and half years, I've used 10. And every time I've quite readily admitted to the boss that I was drunk as a judge.
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 11:07, More)
You whinging bastards
I get 25 sick days a year. In 3 and half years, I've used 10. And every time I've quite readily admitted to the boss that I was drunk as a judge.
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 11:07, More)
» My Worst Date
bogans
Arranged to have dinner with a lovely young woman from a dodgy part of Sydney. She said she was bringing a friend - nice and "thirtysomething" she said - and could I bring a guy for her. So I leaned on a friend who's famous for his low standards, thinking I was doing him a favour.
Well, "thirtysomething" turned out to be 39, she had 7 kids, couldn't afford a decent bra to hold up her sagging tits, spent the night talking about how "flash" the filthy pizzeria we were in was, and then skipped out without paying.
So the next night I found my friend on a date with a woman in a pub, bought him a few beers in apology and promptly went home with his date.
(Wed 27th Oct 2004, 23:25, More)
bogans
Arranged to have dinner with a lovely young woman from a dodgy part of Sydney. She said she was bringing a friend - nice and "thirtysomething" she said - and could I bring a guy for her. So I leaned on a friend who's famous for his low standards, thinking I was doing him a favour.
Well, "thirtysomething" turned out to be 39, she had 7 kids, couldn't afford a decent bra to hold up her sagging tits, spent the night talking about how "flash" the filthy pizzeria we were in was, and then skipped out without paying.
So the next night I found my friend on a date with a woman in a pub, bought him a few beers in apology and promptly went home with his date.
(Wed 27th Oct 2004, 23:25, More)
» The Weird Kid In Class
Nappyman
Kid from year 6 who lived in the flats across the road from me liked to rummage through the bins and put on soiled nappies. That certainly distracted us from his habit of blowing his nose in his hands , showing it to the teacher and asking what to do with it. Then after his highly religious father came out as gay things just went downhill.
(Mon 22nd Jan 2007, 4:04, More)
Nappyman
Kid from year 6 who lived in the flats across the road from me liked to rummage through the bins and put on soiled nappies. That certainly distracted us from his habit of blowing his nose in his hands , showing it to the teacher and asking what to do with it. Then after his highly religious father came out as gay things just went downhill.
(Mon 22nd Jan 2007, 4:04, More)
» Cross Dressing
Maybe the frilly ones would have been better
Borrowed a girlfriend's (just a friend who is a girl) undies, as mine were filthy after a night of partying. Bloody uncomfortable! Who the hell wears women's undies for pleasure?! In fact, why the hell do women wear them? The commando club's got a lot going for it, and not just ease of access.
(Fri 16th Mar 2007, 1:00, More)
Maybe the frilly ones would have been better
Borrowed a girlfriend's (just a friend who is a girl) undies, as mine were filthy after a night of partying. Bloody uncomfortable! Who the hell wears women's undies for pleasure?! In fact, why the hell do women wear them? The commando club's got a lot going for it, and not just ease of access.
(Fri 16th Mar 2007, 1:00, More)