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» Out of my depth

Monged out
Was about 15 and thought getting myself into the school play would be a good way out of double science (physics specifically). Lines learnt and the rehearsals go fine and I'd thought I'd mastered acting...

1 day before the play opens we get to perform the play to about 200 tards from the 'speshul' school down the road.

Theres something about 200 people looking at you drooling and crapping themselves that completely wipes your mind of everything. I forgot all my lines, and ended up having them mouthed to me by a very disappointed teacher. Still manged to get em wrong. The next day, when it actually opened they actually wrote my lines down and made me take them on stage!

Have been terrified of tards since.

Woo - My first post!
(Mon 18th Oct 2004, 15:06, More)

» Claims to Fame

Big floating head
I spoke to the giant floating disembodied head of 'Sir' Patrick Moore on gamesmaster, and got a cheat for Street Fighter 2 Turbo on the SNES :)

Was a little miffed that they didn't let us pick our own questions, and even more miffed that I never got to put on the big cluky VR helmet that they always used to show people wearing.

Bunch of arse really...
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 17:16, More)