» Pure Ignorance

Near legendary status
A guy I used to work with was so bad he got his own website. It also contains some contributions from other work colleagues.

www.hanleyisms.com/All.htm
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 14:05, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Once upon a time...
My friend had a well posh girlfriend once. And just to prove that privilege does not guarantee the besty eductations these are the gems she came out with in the space on one evening.

'I know steak comes from cows but where does beef come from, Beefs?'

'Who won World War 2?'

'Is Paris in France?' upon having this confirmed for her she went on to say ' Cool, where is that then?'

Oh, and to supply you with a few faves from the hanleyisms website I linked to in my earlier post...

'That's a different kettle of fists'

'She's as drunk as a 2-bob note'

'I'm having second regrets'

'Let's smoke some beers'

And the genius that is...

'What's Cockney rhyming slang for Apples and Pears?'
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 16:14, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Name of the father
Me and about 20 of my mates were in all the courtroom scenes from in the name of the father, when they got put and and when they got released. If you look carefully at both scenes you'll notice that all the peeps in the 70s scenes are in the 90 scenes with diffrent clothes and hasty haircuts!
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 12:23, More)