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20-odd year old student from the north of England

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» Iffy crushes

Sarah Millican
Funny women are hot!
(Sat 8th Oct 2011, 18:11, More)

» Little things that turn you on

What turns me on?
Ask yer mum.


P.S Thank you all for helping me realise that I'm not the freaky weirdo pervert I thought I was. I love you all :D
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 0:46, More)

» Scars with history

hmm scars...
Back when I was a wee lad of 16, I did work experience at a BMW garage. There I am, with a Z3 up on one of those fancy car lifting thingies trying to undo the nuts holding the break pads in place with a large wrench. Damned thing won't move. Mechanic told me to "Give it some wellie!" I did and the bloody wrench came off and I smacked myself in the mouth, looked startled for a moment and then folded up like an accordian. Cue much laughing from the guys and continued humiliation for the rest of the week. I have a small scar and a chip off one of my teeth to remind me never, ever, to "give it some wellie" again...
(Mon 7th Feb 2005, 7:02, More)