» Impulse buys

Ijoy Ride
Google it if you don't know . . its basically an exercise solution (I.e. useless piece of shit) that you sit on and it moves back and forward at a variety of speeds... its for people who have more weight than they should (i.e. fat people) . . I brought one for my girlfriend, which instead of taking it as the insult it so clearly was, she took it as half genuinely thoughtful present as she was trying to loose weight and tone . . the other half was as a suggestive sex toy.
I could see why she thought this as I had made a point of showing her the fit models on youtube using it . . which is HOT. But when my Girlfriend decided to ride it naked, as a 'surprise' it looked liked someone had given a Porpoise rohypnol then fucked its blow hole.

We're getting married next year
(Mon 25th May 2009, 21:50, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

Apparently....
My Grandmother always backs up onto a 3.5" floppy . . . . . my poor grandad :-S
(Sat 23rd Sep 2006, 17:41, More)

» Petty Sabotage

I decided to prick holes in
my firends condoms . . . he now has a little boy called gary :D
(Fri 6th May 2005, 1:18, More)

» Jobsworths

No im sorry it has to be Tesco Shopworkers
As a uni student i am blessed with a Job at my local Tesco. As a till operator / customer service assistant I am allowed to be the most petty minded person in the world.

A woman, who is obviously just scrapeing by on the money she has, and trying to feed her family. she was 5p short for a her shopping. I told her she could take items off, but she didn't want too, so i made her go home for 5p before she could take the shopping home (company policy) surprisingly no one in the q offered 5p - so im not the only tight arse.

Someone asks you a question if you know the answer or not - send them to customer services.

If someone complains about you - state they threatened to hit you, or were shouting abuse at you.
Don't like the look of someone? Tell security you think you saw them hiding stuff under their clothes.

The worst thing though you customers do is the something for nothing. Loads of people have realised if you find the right idiot you can get any coupon you want discounted from your shopping regardless of whether you have brought the item or not . . . Not with me - i had a 20 minute argument with someone trying to save 20p on some uttlerly butterly. The Manager was called and everything... but the bastard never got his 20p - he had to pay the full 68p.
(Thu 12th May 2005, 16:37, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Free Deidre Rachid !!!
That was everywhere for a while!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 16:30, More)