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» Now, there was no need for that...
rather uncomfortable
Right, haveing never played rugby properly before i was picked to play for my school team (this was years ago) the other team were huge, and im not exactly a man mountain so i was rather intimidated.
i was playing on the right wing, and was quite releaved when the ball went out to our left winger at the start of the match!
he got tackled by quite a big fella and dient get up again, he had dislocated his hip! ouch... thats bad enough however when they popped it back in it hurt him so bad he let out a scream that tore a vocal cord!
bit of an over reaction maybe?
dont think so, one of his testicles had slipped into the socket which was promptly shattered when his hip was re-located! gutted!
(Sun 19th Jun 2005, 18:38, More)
rather uncomfortable
Right, haveing never played rugby properly before i was picked to play for my school team (this was years ago) the other team were huge, and im not exactly a man mountain so i was rather intimidated.
i was playing on the right wing, and was quite releaved when the ball went out to our left winger at the start of the match!
he got tackled by quite a big fella and dient get up again, he had dislocated his hip! ouch... thats bad enough however when they popped it back in it hurt him so bad he let out a scream that tore a vocal cord!
bit of an over reaction maybe?
dont think so, one of his testicles had slipped into the socket which was promptly shattered when his hip was re-located! gutted!
(Sun 19th Jun 2005, 18:38, More)
» When I met the parents
not a good start
well, when i was with my first 'proper' girlfriend, i was invited around her house for dinner etc to meet the pairents. i was worryed about haveing nothing to talk to them about but then she mentioned her dad was also an engineer (oh happy days) still, better than nothing. so, after dinner i am chatting to my g.f her mum and sister when her dad comes allong and says 'lets leave these girls with the washing up(!), i have something to show you upstairs' sounds quite ominus i think. when we both got upstairs, he shows me a model spitfore him and a friend made, totaly from scratch. i semi blagged my way through sounding interested and he asked if i would like to come and fly it with him, i said ok and we went out into there rather large back garden. he flew it around in circles for a while, i was bored stiff till he asked if i wanted a go. so theres me, flying this plane so unbelevably carefully round the garden. then my girlfriend came up behind me and slapped my backside, causeing me to drop the controls to the plane, it flew over the hedge and was way out of range by the time i got the controls back. 'oh man im realy sorry' i said, before he could reply we heard a car skidding, and wouldnt you know it, the plane flew sraight into my girlfriends GRANDMOTHERS car causeing her to crash and write it off! she was ok, however me and the missis decided it would be best if we dident see eachother any more! oops!
(Thu 19th May 2005, 16:13, More)
not a good start
well, when i was with my first 'proper' girlfriend, i was invited around her house for dinner etc to meet the pairents. i was worryed about haveing nothing to talk to them about but then she mentioned her dad was also an engineer (oh happy days) still, better than nothing. so, after dinner i am chatting to my g.f her mum and sister when her dad comes allong and says 'lets leave these girls with the washing up(!), i have something to show you upstairs' sounds quite ominus i think. when we both got upstairs, he shows me a model spitfore him and a friend made, totaly from scratch. i semi blagged my way through sounding interested and he asked if i would like to come and fly it with him, i said ok and we went out into there rather large back garden. he flew it around in circles for a while, i was bored stiff till he asked if i wanted a go. so theres me, flying this plane so unbelevably carefully round the garden. then my girlfriend came up behind me and slapped my backside, causeing me to drop the controls to the plane, it flew over the hedge and was way out of range by the time i got the controls back. 'oh man im realy sorry' i said, before he could reply we heard a car skidding, and wouldnt you know it, the plane flew sraight into my girlfriends GRANDMOTHERS car causeing her to crash and write it off! she was ok, however me and the missis decided it would be best if we dident see eachother any more! oops!
(Thu 19th May 2005, 16:13, More)
» Hidden Treasure
screen saver fun
My treasure was when i discovered that the 3 or 4 monitors that sat behind my wood work teachers desk had no password protection.
cut to register, and half way through all the moniters screen savers poped up with 'mr Smith is a rape victim' (name changed of course)
oh how we did laugh!
humour at its most sophisticated!
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 17:52, More)
screen saver fun
My treasure was when i discovered that the 3 or 4 monitors that sat behind my wood work teachers desk had no password protection.
cut to register, and half way through all the moniters screen savers poped up with 'mr Smith is a rape victim' (name changed of course)
oh how we did laugh!
humour at its most sophisticated!
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 17:52, More)
» Going Too Far
cock mouth
i think its gonna have to be the time i first met one of my now friends, he was asleep at a house party haveing drunk too much... and i put my cock on his lips...and we videoed it... and he wastn happy when he saw it in the morning. still tho, pwned!
p.s no appologys for length and girth
(Sat 11th Nov 2006, 17:53, More)
cock mouth
i think its gonna have to be the time i first met one of my now friends, he was asleep at a house party haveing drunk too much... and i put my cock on his lips...and we videoed it... and he wastn happy when he saw it in the morning. still tho, pwned!
p.s no appologys for length and girth
(Sat 11th Nov 2006, 17:53, More)
» Sacked
Northern monkeys!
i was working on a building site a while ago, a rhumour started to spread that some people were going to be layed off, due to lack of funding.
a meeting was called to dismiss this as just a rhumour... a week later 4 of us got layed off!
so, me being me, decided to spray paint '2 faced northern monkeys' in rather large letters inside a room, behind a large stack of materials... so yeah, rather bitter!
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 14:42, More)
Northern monkeys!
i was working on a building site a while ago, a rhumour started to spread that some people were going to be layed off, due to lack of funding.
a meeting was called to dismiss this as just a rhumour... a week later 4 of us got layed off!
so, me being me, decided to spray paint '2 faced northern monkeys' in rather large letters inside a room, behind a large stack of materials... so yeah, rather bitter!
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 14:42, More)