» When animals attack...

brightly coloured trainers
You know the sort that Adidas made a couple of years ago? I had luminous yellow ones and they were beautiful. Sadly, when visiting the Biosphere II reserve in America, a large yellow butterfly decided he liked my shoes as well, and wanted to mate with them.
Cue running around, screaming, and throwing my shoes across the road. I was only about 11 though so that makes it alright, doesn't it?
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 11:25, More)

» I just don't get it

Curses
I don't get how I can think of a good answer to QOTW, but as soon as I go to post it I forget what I was about to write. *sheds a single tear*
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 19:10, More)

» Toilets

Reading portaloo last year
Dubbed by me "The Magic Toilet". It not only cured me of the dreaded shivers (it was bloody freezing in the night/early morn in 2004) but after spending a few minutes in there, the disgusting portaloo smell disappeared. Amazing. It also made my tummy feel a lot better.

Another loo story:

We were in France many years ago and stopped to use the motorway toilets. They're not really toilets though, just grooves in the floor leading to the drain with little platforms to put your feet on. I opened the door to the cubicle to see a huge big poo in one of the grooves. Yuck.
(Sat 3rd Sep 2005, 20:44, More)

» Injured Siblings

I like this QOTW.
My sisters and I would fight like there was no tomorrow when we were younger, but they both knew that I would always win due to being stronger and quite a bit bigger (i.e. fat).

My favourite incident was when my older sister tried to kick me, but instead I caught her foot and twisted it round, resulting in her flying head first down the stairs. She hit the hoover at the bottom. I laughed. Lots.

Apparently I broke my younger sister's nose, but I'm sure the hairbrush I threw only gave her a nosebleed and didn't actually break anything.

Someone once babysat for us then refused to ever again. We were perfectly angelic .
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 14:17, More)